John Jones wrote:

Just 'in time' for the New Year, researchers at the Institute for
Quantum
Physics, Nebraska, have come up with a method for time travel that
completely by-passes the problems normally associated with it. Here is a
summary of an article I received only a few days ago:

In order to time travel by travelling faster than light, the relativity
of
motion itself must be ignored, or made irrelevant. The new method of
Torpic
Time Travel does just that, but without all the effort. Simply by
bringing a
body to absolute rest (called a Torpic Object), which must include not
only
its macroscopic relativistic motions but also the severing of all its
quantum and subquantum relations, down to the strings themselves, it was
calculated that such a Torpic body can drop out of its dimensional
framework
altogether.
The bizarre thing about this method of time travel is that, unlike the
faster than light methods where a body can only exist in one point or
region
of space at a time, a Torpic Object at absolute rest is not found
anywhere
at one place but is at all places and times, whether in the brain or in
interstellar space. It was mooted that such an object has properties
akin to
a god. A further remarkable observation is that a Torpic Object, by
being
outside a phenomenalistic universe where objects can be counted,
overturns
and dispenses with conceptions of reality and presents a wholly
different
alternative to existence itself.

JJ

That's called "Welsh science".

Just 'in time' for the New Year, researchers at the Institute for Quantum
Physics, Nebraska, have come up with a method for time travel that
completely by-passes the problems normally associated with it. Here is a
summary of an article I received only a few days ago:

In order to time travel by travelling faster than light, the relativity of
motion itself must be ignored, or made irrelevant. The new method of Torpic
Time Travel does just that, but without all the effort. Simply by bringing a
body to absolute rest (called a Torpic Object), which must include not only
its macroscopic relativistic motions but also the severing of all its
quantum and subquantum relations, down to the strings themselves, it was
calculated that such a Torpic body can drop out of its dimensional framework
altogether.
The bizarre thing about this method of time travel is that, unlike the
faster than light methods where a body can only exist in one point or region
of space at a time, a Torpic Object at absolute rest is not found anywhere
at one place but is at all places and times, whether in the brain or in
interstellar space. It was mooted that such an object has properties akin to
a god. A further remarkable observation is that a Torpic Object, by being
outside a phenomenalistic universe where objects can be counted, overturns
and dispenses with conceptions of reality and presents a wholly different
alternative to existence itself.

JJ

John Jones wrote:

good tho innit
JJ
Entertaining. (We need those stories.)

Did you compose that story, or did you rip it off?
I know, I know, under the conditions of the presentation,
you couldn't give credits.

It was "good tho". I have great personal interest in going
back about 40 years.
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good tho innit
JJ
Entertaining. (We need those stories.)