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| Jim Thompson |
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Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
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| mpm |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:09 am |
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On Apr 26, 11:09�am, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-
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Quote: Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
Easy.
All you have to demonstrate is your knowledge of colors:
Red, Orange, Yellow & Green.
And since the administration is into scare tactics, you can mostly get
by with just knowing red & orange....... |
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| Jack8 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:09 am |
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On Apr 26, 5:09 pm, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-
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Quote: Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" 
And why not for Homeland Paranoid?
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| Vladimir Vassilevsky |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:44 am |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote: Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
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| Jim Thompson |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:28 am |
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:44:39 -0500, Vladimir Vassilevsky
<antispam_bogus@hotmail.com> wrote:
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Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
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| Guest |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:34 pm |
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On 26 apr, 22:41, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-
Site.com> wrote:
Quote: On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:20:15 +0200, Martin Griffith
mart_in_med...@yah00.es> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:37:27 +0100, in sci.electronics.design Eeyore
rabbitsfriendsandrelati...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
You're not funny.
In fact you're a sad humourless old git.
Graham
The US desperately need HS, as the US population is the most criminal
minded in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_the_United_States
Al the USAians think about is crime and having no sex life
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/sc_nm/abstinence_usa_dc
Maybe there is a link?
martin
What? Is your head firmly planted up your ass too ? 
The Bush administration's enthusiasm for "abstinence-only" sex
education is yet another example of the unrealistic thinking by right-
wing nit-wits. Since Jim shares their enthusiasm for believing what he
wants to, rather than checking his opinions against reality, an
objective observer might conclude that it is his head that is firmly
planted up his own ass, in the best right-wing tradition.
Yes Virginia, there really are weapons of mass destruction in Irak -
look what they have done to the credibility of the Bush
administration, not to mention the credibility of its supporters.
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| Eeyore |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:37 pm |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote: Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
You're not funny.
In fact you're a sad humourless old git.
Graham |
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| Eeyore |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:37 pm |
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Jack8 wrote:
Quote: Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
And why not for Homeland Paranoid?
That would at least be more honest !
Graham |
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| PeterD |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:46 pm |
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:09:40 -0700, Jim Thompson
<To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:
Quote: Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
I wonder if they offer credit for time spent in SED? <bg> |
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| Michael A. Terrell |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:57 pm |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:44:39 -0500, Vladimir Vassilevsky
antispam_bogus@hotmail.com> wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass
Isn't that why they created crazy glue?
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| Michael A. Terrell |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:21 pm |
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PeterD wrote:
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:09:40 -0700, Jim Thompson
To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
I wonder if they offer credit for time spent in SED? <bg
No, but they know who you are.
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| Martin Griffith |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:20 pm |
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:37:27 +0100, in sci.electronics.design Eeyore
<rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
You're not funny.
In fact you're a sad humourless old git.
Graham
The US desperately need HS, as the US population is the most criminal
minded in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_the_United_States
Al the USAians think about is crime and having no sex life
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/sc_nm/abstinence_usa_dc
Maybe there is a link?
martin |
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| Jim Thompson |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:41 pm |
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:20:15 +0200, Martin Griffith
<mart_in_medina@yah00.es> wrote:
Quote: On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:37:27 +0100, in sci.electronics.design Eeyore
rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
You're not funny.
In fact you're a sad humourless old git.
Graham
The US desperately need HS, as the US population is the most criminal
minded in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_the_United_States
Al the USAians think about is crime and having no sex life
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/sc_nm/abstinence_usa_dc
Maybe there is a link?
martin
What? Is your head firmly planted up your ass too ?:-)
...Jim Thompson
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| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 | |
| Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
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| Michael A. Terrell |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Jim Thompson wrote:
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:20:15 +0200, Martin Griffith
mart_in_medina@yah00.es> wrote:
martin
What? Is your head firmly planted up your ass too ?
He's firmly planted in my NewsProxy nfilter.dat file. That was a
while back and as you know, those filters don't expire.
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| Martin Griffith |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:25 pm |
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On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:41:41 -0700, in sci.electronics.design Jim
Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:
Quote: On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:20:15 +0200, Martin Griffith
mart_in_medina@yah00.es> wrote:
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:37:27 +0100, in sci.electronics.design Eeyore
rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Vladimir Vassilevsky wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
Hilarity of the Day...
I just heard an ad for a "college" offering a "Bachelor's Degree in
Homeland Security" ;-)
...Jim Thompson
Oh really? Then your efforts should be awarded with the Nobel Prize for
the Homeland Security at the very least.
Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com
Vladimir,
I guess it's hard for you to have a sense of humor when you have your
head firmly planted up your ass ;-)
...Jim Thompson
You're not funny.
In fact you're a sad humourless old git.
Graham
The US desperately need HS, as the US population is the most criminal
minded in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_the_United_States
Al the USAians think about is crime and having no sex life
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/sc_nm/abstinence_usa_dc
Maybe there is a link?
martin
What? Is your head firmly planted up your ass too ?:-)
...Jim Thompson
Jim, you should get out more
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.gif
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