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STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
Nobel Foundation announced today
that the 2007 Nobel Prize for Science
has been awarded to Ed Conrad for
putting all library books about evolution
in the Fiction section..
Quote:
Contacted in his 6x8 cubicle at the
Home for the Criminally Insane in
Shenandoah, Pa., Conrad had a few
brief comments once he could hold
the phone after his straitjacket was
removed:
"The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth for too long molested."
he mumbled..
"Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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The new Nobel winner shed a tear or
two for Truth, wiped his eyes with a sheet
of used toilet paper, then also stated to
the New York Tines:
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"If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of all the HOT AIR they blow
And Truth might start flying high."'
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HEY, LOOK WHAT'S BEEN FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS!
< Theory of Man's Evolution to Be Hauled to the Landfill
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Look, Sally! Look, Dick! See the trick the Smithsonian anthropologist
can do.
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