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Guest
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:41 am
Hundreds of everyday people are already using these simple techniques
to hypnotise people with ease...not in months or weeks.. But within one
hour of reading this page!
You'll tingle with anticipation when you hypnotize someone for the
first time! You'll shake with excitement when you see them plunging
into deep trance in seconds... and you'll be totally blown away by how
easy it is!
If you want to hypnotise a person, the best place to start is with a
decent induction script. If you've tried induction scripts before...
you've probably seen some of the rubbish that's out there! There are
stacks of basic scripts floating around. And none of them are going to
turn you into a hypnotist
Basic scripts only work on basic people!
Basic inductions are totally useless, they simply don't work ....And
you end up looking like a complete idiot!
Most hypnosis courses use the dreaded 'ad-lib' instruction lots! You
now have an alternative!
Imagine how easy it is to hypnotise people when you have every single
word fully scripted out for you. All you have to do is read it out.
You're not flustered trying to make it up as you go along, it's all
right there for you.
To guarantee your induction is successful, you also need a good
script... that actually works! Most scripts are so basic they're more
like a child's bedtime story than hypnosis.
Thousands of people are struggling to hypnotise their friends using
basic scripts that simply don't work.
Do you want to struggle with basic scripts that make you look stupid?
Of course your don't! You want to join the lucky group of people that
have discovered the mind blowing secret techniques that make
hypnotizing anybody easy.
These people don't possess any special skills, they've just discovered
some very special secrets.
http://hypnosisjy.blogspot.com/#
card xii
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:57 am
Guest
<sdswjsscelgr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Quote:
Hundreds of everyday people are already using these simple techniques
to hypnotise people with ease...not in months or weeks.. But within one
hour of reading this page!
You'll tingle with anticipation when you hypnotize someone for the
first time! You'll shake with excitement when you see them plunging
into deep trance in seconds... and you'll be totally blown away by how
easy it is!
If you want to hypnotise a person, the best place to start is with a
decent induction script. If you've tried induction scripts before...
you've probably seen some of the rubbish that's out there! There are
stacks of basic scripts floating around. And none of them are going to
turn you into a hypnotist
Basic scripts only work on basic people!
Basic inductions are totally useless, they simply don't work ....And
you end up looking like a complete idiot!
Most hypnosis courses use the dreaded 'ad-lib' instruction lots! You
now have an alternative!
Imagine how easy it is to hypnotise people when you have every single
word fully scripted out for you. All you have to do is read it out.
You're not flustered trying to make it up as you go along, it's all
right there for you.
To guarantee your induction is successful, you also need a good
script... that actually works! Most scripts are so basic they're more
like a child's bedtime story than hypnosis.
Thousands of people are struggling to hypnotise their friends using
basic scripts that simply don't work.
Do you want to struggle with basic scripts that make you look stupid?
Of course your don't! You want to join the lucky group of people that
have discovered the mind blowing secret techniques that make
hypnotizing anybody easy.
These people don't possess any special skills, they've just discovered
some very special secrets.
http://hypnosisjy.blogspot.com/#

That's a whole lot of hogwash in one post. Perhaps you can try multiple
posts to avoid clogging the sanitation works of usenet?

There are no "secrets" of hypnosis. It is a widely researched, very public
area of psychological science and nobody has to either spend money to learn
about it or even search very hard. All they have to do is look up Milton
Erickson and T.X. Barber and other, easy-to-find resources.

Nor are there any "basic scripts" much less any "special scripts" that
anybody truly knowledgeable would use.

Now, go look up your TOS and find the part about not posting advertisements
to usenet.

card xii
Hammer of Thor, May 2005
marcia
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:33 pm
Guest
sdswjsscelgr@yahoo.com wrote:
Quote:
Hundreds of everyday people are already using these simple techniques
to hypnotise people with ease...not in months or weeks.. But within one
hour of reading this page!
You'll tingle with anticipation when you hypnotize someone for the
first time! You'll shake with excitement when you see them plunging
into deep trance in seconds... and you'll be totally blown away by how
easy it is!

I'm holding out for the X-ray glasses.
Socky the Puppet
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:02 pm
Guest
On 21 Jan 2007 10:33:29 -0800, "marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com>
proclaimed to the world:

Quote:

sdswjsscelgr@yahoo.com wrote:
Hundreds of everyday people are already using these simple techniques
to hypnotise people with ease...not in months or weeks.. But within one
hour of reading this page!
You'll tingle with anticipation when you hypnotize someone for the
first time! You'll shake with excitement when you see them plunging
into deep trance in seconds... and you'll be totally blown away by how
easy it is!

I'm holding out for the X-ray glasses.

I have several old pairs. I can send you a set. They are not the
hypno/X-ray version, just the x-ray. You can however fry someone's
brain by looking at their head for a couple of minutes. Cool the way
steam comes out the ears and the eyeballs bulge. Shortly after this,
you will hear a little pop, the eyeballs shrink back and glaze, and a
puddle of pee forms at their feet. You have to replace your batteries
for each brain fry. If you don't, the second viewing only gets to the
steam out the ears before the battery goes. Then you have problems
with the person walking around, bumping into things for several days.
card xii
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:14 pm
Guest
"Socky the Puppet" <Socky@lalaland.spew> wrote in message
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Quote:
On 21 Jan 2007 10:33:29 -0800, "marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com
proclaimed to the world:


sdswjsscelgr@yahoo.com wrote:
Hundreds of everyday people are already using these simple techniques
to hypnotise people with ease...not in months or weeks.. But within one
hour of reading this page!
You'll tingle with anticipation when you hypnotize someone for the
first time! You'll shake with excitement when you see them plunging
into deep trance in seconds... and you'll be totally blown away by how
easy it is!

I'm holding out for the X-ray glasses.

I have several old pairs. I can send you a set. They are not the
hypno/X-ray version, just the x-ray. You can however fry someone's
brain by looking at their head for a couple of minutes.

Huh uh! Not if they are wearing an aluminum foil beanie, I betcha.
Has it been tried?

Quote:
Cool the way
steam comes out the ears and the eyeballs bulge. Shortly after this,
you will hear a little pop, the eyeballs shrink back and glaze, and a
puddle of pee forms at their feet.

Sounds like my first girlfriend. Especially the puddle part.

Quote:
You have to replace your batteries
for each brain fry. If you don't, the second viewing only gets to the
steam out the ears before the battery goes. Then you have problems
with the person walking around, bumping into things for several days.

card xii
Socky the Puppet
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:31 am
Guest
On Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:14:44 GMT, "card xii"
<dlrodgers@frontiersnet.net> proclaimed to the world:

Quote:
I have several old pairs. I can send you a set. They are not the
hypno/X-ray version, just the x-ray. You can however fry someone's
brain by looking at their head for a couple of minutes.

Huh uh! Not if they are wearing an aluminum foil beanie, I betcha.
Has it been tried?

Well yes, this is true with the old version. My new pair is higher
powered and causes little sparks of electricity to jump between the
folds in the foil. This tends to make the guy under the hat to jump
out of it. Then just stare him down.

I have found through extensive experimentation that you can fold the
hat so as to have only 37 deg angles (+-0.5). This causes the standing
waves to dissipate. No sparks!

You do have to be careful not to bend the hat while you wear it.
marcia
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:25 am
Guest
Socky the Puppet wrote:
Quote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:14:44 GMT, "card xii"
dlrodgers@frontiersnet.net> proclaimed to the world:

I have several old pairs. I can send you a set. They are not the
hypno/X-ray version, just the x-ray. You can however fry someone's
brain by looking at their head for a couple of minutes.

Huh uh! Not if they are wearing an aluminum foil beanie, I betcha.
Has it been tried?

Well yes, this is true with the old version. My new pair is higher
powered and causes little sparks of electricity to jump between the
folds in the foil. This tends to make the guy under the hat to jump
out of it. Then just stare him down.

I have found through extensive experimentation that you can fold the
hat so as to have only 37 deg angles (+-0.5). This causes the standing
waves to dissipate. No sparks!

You do have to be careful not to bend the hat while you wear it.

Cool! But what kind of batteries power these glasses? I'm trying to
picture myself lugging around a couple of truck batteries, and thinking
this would be awfully conspicuous (although really good for developing
upper body strength).
Socky the Puppet
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:26 pm
Guest
On 22 Jan 2007 06:25:46 -0800, "marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com>
proclaimed to the world:

Quote:
Well yes, this is true with the old version. My new pair is higher
powered and causes little sparks of electricity to jump between the
folds in the foil. This tends to make the guy under the hat to jump
out of it. Then just stare him down.

I have found through extensive experimentation that you can fold the
hat so as to have only 37 deg angles (+-0.5). This causes the standing
waves to dissipate. No sparks!

You do have to be careful not to bend the hat while you wear it.

Cool! But what kind of batteries power these glasses? I'm trying to
picture myself lugging around a couple of truck batteries, and thinking
this would be awfully conspicuous (although really good for developing
upper body strength).

It uses a new fuel cell technology, very small and lightweight. It
runs on tears, so all you have to do is cry over the body to recharge.

Tears of sorrow are the same chemical composition as tears of
laughter.
Card XII
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:23 am
Guest
"Socky the Puppet" <Socky@lalaland.spew> wrote in message
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Quote:
On Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:14:44 GMT, "card xii"
dlrodgers@frontiersnet.net> proclaimed to the world:

I have several old pairs. I can send you a set. They are not the
hypno/X-ray version, just the x-ray. You can however fry someone's
brain by looking at their head for a couple of minutes.

Huh uh! Not if they are wearing an aluminum foil beanie, I betcha.
Has it been tried?

Well yes, this is true with the old version. My new pair is higher
powered and causes little sparks of electricity to jump between the
folds in the foil. This tends to make the guy under the hat to jump
out of it. Then just stare him down.

I have found through extensive experimentation that you can fold the
hat so as to have only 37 deg angles (+-0.5). This causes the standing
waves to dissipate. No sparks!

You do have to be careful not to bend the hat while you wear it.

Thanks for the useful tips! No wonder the kooks are unable to control your
thoughts the way they do mine. I never really paid attention to folding
angles. I'm still stuck in the old, now outdated issue of whether to have
the shiny side in or out. Man! I have got to become more current.

Does the folding angle also matter when applied to foil gonad protection?
For the sake of comfort, I have been using Mylar, and it's really hard to
keep the angles correct with that stuff. But I have to use something, both
to deflect incoming thoughts and to keep from projecting my own.

What sort of battery power does the new style of glasses require? Can they
run on armpit friction?

Thanks!

card xii
Card XII
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:36 pm
Guest
"marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
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Quote:

Card XII wrote:

Does the folding angle also matter when applied to foil gonad protection?
For the sake of comfort, I have been using Mylar, and it's really hard to
keep the angles correct with that stuff. But I have to use something,
both
to deflect incoming thoughts and to keep from projecting my own.


Yikes! I think you'd better double up on the mylar...


Oooh, I did! Not just for protection from thought projection and
broadcasting, but also because it just feels kinda nice. Whoot!!!

card xii
 
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