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| Starlord |
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Some new photos I've uploaded to my web site, gives you an idea of how I
might feel now.
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There are those who believe that life here, began out there, far across the
universe, with tribes of humans, who may have been the forefathers of the
Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that they may yet be
brothers of man, who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the
heavens.
The Lone Sidewalk Astronomer of Rosamond
Telescope Buyers FAQ
http://home.inreach.com/starlord
Sidewalk Astronomy
www.sidewalkastronomy.info
The Church of Eternity
http://home.inreach.com/starlord/church/Eternity.html |
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| Borked Pseudo Mailed |
| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:36 pm |
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useless shite from scarshite
shite lard is a drunk driver and drug addict
serves you right arsehole |
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| Borked Pseudo Mailed |
| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:36 pm |
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In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
<tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote: the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am
a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash motorcar,
and I think you have been part of
a punishment for being such a fawking drunk driving arsehole.
I guess Hell just isn't ready for you yet but that's where you are going
you bloody fawking arsehole |
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| L.A.T. |
| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:12 pm |
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"Starlord" <starlord@sidewalkastronomy.info> wrote in message
news:LImdnaW8z5cNaFXYnZ2dnUVZ_ompnZ2d@inreach.com...
Quote: Some new photos I've uploaded to my web site, gives you an idea of how I
might feel now.
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There are those who believe that life here, began out there, far across
the universe, with tribes of humans, who may have been the forefathers of
the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that they may
yet be brothers of man, who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond
the heavens.
The Lone Sidewalk Astronomer of Rosamond
Telescope Buyers FAQ
http://home.inreach.com/starlord
Sidewalk Astronomy
www.sidewalkastronomy.info
The Church of Eternity
http://home.inreach.com/starlord/church/Eternity.html
I just looked at the pictures of the car, and I think you have been part of
a miracle.
I guess God just isn't ready for you yet. |
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| Terry B |
| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:06 pm |
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"Starlord" <starlord@sidewalkastronomy.info> wrote in message
news:LImdnaW8z5cNaFXYnZ2dnUVZ_ompnZ2d@inreach.com...
Quote: Some new photos I've uploaded to my web site, gives you an idea of how I
might feel now.
Nasty one Dennis.
Terry B |
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| Hoots |
| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
Quote: In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am
a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash motorcar,
and I think you have been part of
a punishment for being such a fawking drunk driving arsehole.
I guess Hell just isn't ready for you yet but that's where you are going
you bloody fawking arsehole
yay!
Bork! |
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| Colonel Edmund J. Burke ( |
| Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:56 am |
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Hoots wrote:
Quote: Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am
a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash motorcar,
and I think you have been part of
a punishment for being such a fawking drunk driving arsehole.
I guess Hell just isn't ready for you yet but that's where you are going
you bloody fawking arsehole
yay!
Bork!
Proof that some squirrels still manage to evade the asylum. |
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| SameAsB4 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:03 am |
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"Colonel Edmund J. Burke (The best revenge is living well.)"
<07nvr2t02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:1170852969.550367.233330@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Quote:
Hoots wrote:
Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a
drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i
am
a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash
motorcar,
and I think you have been part of
a punishment for being such a fawking drunk driving arsehole.
I guess Hell just isn't ready for you yet but that's where you are
going
you bloody fawking arsehole
yay!
Bork!
Proof that some squirrels still manage to evade the asylum.
Proof that the kook talk will never escape you.
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| AM |
| Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:22 am |
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L.A.T. wrote:
Quote: I just looked at the pictures of the car, and I think you have been part of
a miracle.
I guess God just isn't ready for you yet.
Yup, I agree !
Also a miracle because round my parts they would
make one pay for the T pole, they don't take excuses.
(I am NOT kidding! seen it happen to others)
Also, round here, the Porsche, Lexus, Mercedes
crowd seems to love driving with their high
beams on all the time. (you know, those
bright blue headlights) One learns to adapt real
quick, or stuff happens.........
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http://sctuser.home.comcast.net |
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| Borked Pseudo Mailed |
| Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:02 pm |
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In article <pan.2007.02.07.22.29.22.158389@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>,
The Secretary of bisexuality, pedophilia and homo kiddie rape porn snuff flix wrote:
Quote: i fawk shitey arseholes because i am a fawking homo arsehole i ram fawking
squirming gerbils up my own fawking arse and i am a contortionist so i like to
eat my own stinky shite as it comes squishing out of my own arsehole i have
to use extra large butt plugs to keep my own shite up my arse because my shitey
arsehole is so fawking distended you could drive a fawking eighteen wheeler
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| The Secretary of HomInter |
| Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:18 pm |
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On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:56:09 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke (The best
revenge is living well.) k'lamed:
Quote: Hoots wrote:
Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's (aka Starlord's)
little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a
drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver
i am a drunk driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite
arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash
motorcar, and I think you have been part of a punishment for being
such a fawking drunk driving arsehole. I guess Hell just isn't ready
for you yet but that's where you are going you bloody fawking
arsehole
yay!
Bork!
Proof that some squirrels still manage to evade the asylum.
Hmmm, OK, so that's who the raging k00k is. Ahhhh, now I see. He's after
Dennis "Starlord" Bishop for daring to post in Tony's playpen. I think
somwon should explain to Tony (L.A.T.) that sci.astro.amateur isn't his
own private usenet group. That is, unless there's someone in SAA who
hates Dennis more than him, in which case, that other person needs the
explanation. Desperately. <checks headers> Yeah, someone else. Whatever.
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 11:01:31 -0700 (MST)
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed <nobody@pseudo.borked.net>
Mail-To-News-Contact: abuse@dizum.com
Message-ID: <64a8ac9f8d2b5242a8e5f80104defb66@pseudo.borked.net>
Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur,
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soc.penpals
Organization: mail2news@dizum.com
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Subject: Re: shitelard is a waste of bandwidth
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OK, guess it's Alan Stevens. Hi, Alan! Just so you know, locating you
took all of a couple minutes. Took longer to put this post together, for
that matter. Note that I munged your personal contact info as an
unearned courtesy, but you can't hide behind anonymity so easily as you
think. I detest Outer Filth, but I also detest those who use the nature
of this medium to be abusive arseholes with consequence, and you're
attempting to abuse AUK in a flamewar with Dennis. From the AUK FAQ:
3. What's this newsgroup for?
The newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks is for the discovery and discussion of
Kooks on Usenet and the Internet. These people are known technically as
net.kooks.
4. What's this newsgroup NOT for?
This group exists for recreational Kookology, not for Very Personal
Vendetta. It is not to be used for general harassment of someone, or for
net abuse such as spamming and flooding and cancelbombing in an attempt
to gain vengeance on someone or get the denizens of AUK to shut up.
Either way, it won't work, it's very messy, "Bob" will give you triple
your money back, and you don't get a life.
I'd nominate you for Coward of the Month, Alan, but a certain Monkey has
that honour.
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007
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Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
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Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
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Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
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require proof.
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claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
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poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
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proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
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manipulation.
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they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
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is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
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Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
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jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
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On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:02:42 -0700, Borked Pseudo Mailed k'lamed:
Quote: The Secretary of bisexuality, pedophilia and homo kiddie rape porn snuff
flix wrote:
i fawk shitey arseholes because i am a fawking homo arsehole i ram
fawking squirming gerbils up my own fawking arse and i am a
contortionist so i like to eat my own stinky shite as it comes squishing
out of my own arsehole i have to use extra large butt plugs to keep my
own shite up my arse because my shitey arsehole is so fawking distended
you could drive a fawking eighteen wheeler through it
Ahhh, the sex- and scat-laming post edit. Clever of you to figure it
out, Mr. Alan Stevens of London.
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069
VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007
MID: <Xns98CAEEA8929Fpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
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i pass
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
Quote: On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:56:09 -0800, Colonel Edmund J. Burke (The best
revenge is living well.) k'lamed:
Hoots wrote:
Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
In article <137yh.3776$sd2.3263@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
tonyt92@yahoo.com> wrote:
the festering pustule on the tip of shitelard's (aka Starlord's)
little weenie popped:
i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a
drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk
driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver i am a drunk driver
i am a drunk driver and i am fawking hard pissed arseholed shite
arse
I just looked at the pictures of your worthless trailer trash
motorcar, and I think you have been part of a punishment for being
such a fawking drunk driving arsehole. I guess Hell just isn't ready
for you yet but that's where you are going you bloody fawking
arsehole
yay!
Bork!
Proof that some squirrels still manage to evade the asylum.
Hmmm, OK, so that's who the raging k00k is. Ahhhh, now I see. He's after
Dennis "Starlord" Bishop for daring to post in Tony's playpen. I think
somwon should explain to Tony (L.A.T.) that sci.astro.amateur isn't his
own private usenet group. That is, unless there's someone in SAA who
hates Dennis more than him, in which case, that other person needs the
explanation. Desperately. <checks headers> Yeah, someone else. Whatever.
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 11:01:31 -0700 (MST)
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed <nobody@pseudo.borked.net
Mail-To-News-Contact: abuse@dizum.com
Message-ID: <64a8ac9f8d2b5242a8e5f80104defb66@pseudo.borked.net
Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur,
alt.usenet.kooks,
alt.suicide.holiday,alt.support.depression,
soc.penpals
Organization: mail2news@dizum.com
Path: pd7urb2no!pd7cy2no!pd7cy5no!shaw.ca!
nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!
news2.euro.net!newsgate.cistron.nl!xs4all!
news.wiretrip.org!news.dizum.com!sewer-output!
mail2news-x5!mail2news-x4!mail2news-x3!
mail2news-x2!mail2news
References:
48a7c9a58022cc0a25fae4262a60df53@pseudo.borked.net
6Tayh.43967$Ts.10794@bignews6.bellsouth.net
32a0bf3faa8b8289ede2a5606ac31980@pseudo.borked.net
sDjyh.224$m7.182@bignews5.bellsouth.net
Subject: Re: shitelard is a waste of bandwidth
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OK, guess it's Alan Stevens. Hi, Alan! Just so you know, locating you
took all of a couple minutes. Took longer to put this post together, for
that matter. Note that I munged your personal contact info as an
unearned courtesy, but you can't hide behind anonymity so easily as you
think. I detest Outer Filth, but I also detest those who use the nature
of this medium to be abusive arseholes with consequence, and you're
attempting to abuse AUK in a flamewar with Dennis. From the AUK FAQ:
3. What's this newsgroup for?
The newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks is for the discovery and discussion of
Kooks on Usenet and the Internet. These people are known technically as
net.kooks.
4. What's this newsgroup NOT for?
This group exists for recreational Kookology, not for Very Personal
Vendetta. It is not to be used for general harassment of someone, or for
net abuse such as spamming and flooding and cancelbombing in an attempt
to gain vengeance on someone or get the denizens of AUK to shut up.
Either way, it won't work, it's very messy, "Bob" will give you triple
your money back, and you don't get a life.
I'd nominate you for Coward of the Month, Alan, but a certain Monkey has
that honour.
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