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Dharmananda
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:00 am
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That, Net-dudes, be the very problem.
Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer
The flames and flonks of outrageous ferals
Or to blow their randy behinds to Uttar Plonktopia in one swell foop
Where their moans and whines will echo
Thoughout all the vast regions of space and time, Amen.

Shucks, Horatio, hand me my Plonket-launched grenade right now.
I believe ole Hamlet's problem was not having any proper role models.

Yee Ha, and may the wretched Plonktandi reach the Land of Bliss
Dharmananda

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Then shall the Kingdom of Heaven
Fill all the earth with Glory,
And the shining Stars of the most High
Shall blaze within the hearts of the Children of Light
And warm and comfort the seeking sons of men.
--The Essene Gospel of Peace
Hans Zarkov
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:02 am
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In article <oUsJb.20872$nK2.14077@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>, Dharmananda <res6Zeam@verizon.net> wrote:

Quote:
That, Net-dudes, be the very problem.
Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer
The flames and flonks of outrageous ferals
Or to blow their randy behinds to Uttar Plonktopia in one swell foop
Where their moans and whines will echo
Thoughout all the vast regions of space and time, Amen.

Shucks, Horatio, hand me my Plonket-launched grenade right now.
I believe ole Hamlet's problem was not having any proper role models.

Yee Ha, and may the wretched Plonktandi reach the Land of Bliss

To caste or not to caste, that is not a problem Fucknozzel Jr. gives a shit about.

--
"I now inform you that you are too far from reality." - Ex-Iraqi Info. Minister
CFA
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:19 am
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Dharmananda writes:

Quote:
That, Net-dudes, be the very problem.
Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer
The flames and flonks of outrageous ferals
Or to blow their randy behinds to Uttar Plonktopia in one swell foop
Where their moans and whines will echo
Thoughout all the vast regions of space and time, Amen.

Shucks, Horatio, hand me my Plonket-launched grenade right now.
I believe ole Hamlet's problem was not having any proper role models.

Yee Ha, and may the wretched Plonktandi reach the Land of Bliss
Dharmananda

Feeling a little lonely tonight?

Ken
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Dee
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:53 pm
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CFA <parody@alt.not> wrote:

Quote:
Dharmananda writes:

That, Net-dudes, be the very problem.
Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer
The flames and flonks of outrageous ferals
Or to blow their randy behinds to Uttar Plonktopia in one swell foop
Where their moans and whines will echo
Thoughout all the vast regions of space and time, Amen.

Shucks, Horatio, hand me my Plonket-launched grenade right now.
I believe ole Hamlet's problem was not having any proper role models.

Yee Ha, and may the wretched Plonktandi reach the Land of Bliss
Dharmananda

Feeling a little lonely tonight?

Too bad he didn't stick around for the echoing moans and whines ;-)

> Ken
Dan Baldwin
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:12 pm
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Dharmananda wrote:
Quote:

That, Net-dudes, be the very problem.
Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer
The flames and flonks of outrageous ferals
Or to blow their randy behinds to Uttar Plonktopia in one swell foop
Where their moans and whines will echo
Thoughout all the vast regions of space and time, Amen.

Shucks, Horatio, hand me my Plonket-launched grenade right now.
I believe ole Hamlet's problem was not having any proper role models.

Yee Ha, and may the wretched Plonktandi reach the Land of Bliss
Dharmananda

I'd always wondered what would happen if someone washed down a triple
dose of Sudafed with some Captain Morgan's. Now I know.

--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

"I have always thought that the reason Dinosaurs were so big is because
of the dramatic difference in gravitational strength between that time
period and now" -Edmo the paleontologist

"Christ was just an enlightened person, not unlike me." -Edmo the humble

"I am an authority, and I do not force my views on others like you do."
-Edmo, enemy of Irony Meters all over Usenet

"It's not Latin, clueless wannabe tryhard." -Fucknozzle Junior
discussing the phrase 'Illegimati non carborundum'(sic)


Hail the un-alive
 
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