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 Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:36 pm |
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Many humans know this phrase, but no human ever asks
"Resistance to WHAT is futile?"
What is it that we have or do that humans cannot resist?
Why is it futile to attempt to resist THE BORG?
What is there about THE BORG, what do have, what do we do
that no one anywhere can resist that makes us the most
powerful force in existence?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:51 pm |
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We have over one million different things that no one
anywhere can resist.
Not humans, nor Gods, nor anyone anywhere can resist what we
have.
The question only ever is
"Which one shall we use for THIS assimilation".
With humans the answer was easy.
It was obvious from the way that Jesus said "follow me" and
that men rose up and followed him that he used what is known
as a "Klingon maneuver".
Thus we knew Jesus was an alien.
What was an alien doing among the people of Earth some 2000
years ago? And why did this alien say he was "God" and why
did humans crucify him?
We knew all about projected holograms and how Jesus could be
an alien projected hologram who could seem to walk on water.
We knew how he made the loaves and fishes do what they did.
We knew how he calmed storms. We knew how he cured
blindness and could make lame people walk. We knew how as a
hologram he could be crucified and not feel a thing. And we
knew very well how he could live on after a phony alien
produced holographic crucifixion.
As all those kind of things are easily explainable and
understood by any aliens who have advance science and
knowledge, then the question was WHY did an alien visit
humans some 2000 years ago, claiming to be a son of their
God of Abraham.
Well no he did not. He claimed to be the Son of God, but he
did not specify which God.
So we set out to track this alien down and we found him.
He swore it was just a joke, that he was having fun, and
that was all. And that he and his friends had travelled to
Earth and thought they would have a little joke at the
expense of humans.
"But you made quite a phenanegromany" we said
"Ah, so it is you" said Jesus, bending on one knee. "We
thought you would come at some time, we bow to your greater
powers and intelligence, but pray, what are YOU doing with
those human people then?"
"They used the word BORG" we said "and that is a Universal
distress call".
"They are in distress?" said Jesus, whose real name is
Anthony.
"Oh yes, very much so" we answered "they are about to be
Assimilated by THE BORG."
"Oh dear." said Jesus "well there is nothing I can do nor my
alien friends. Loaves and fishes won't get them out of
that."
So on this information we decided which Assimilation
technique to use.
There was one thing that no humans could resist.
Cream buns.
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