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| Good Gawd!... |
 Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:58 am |
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
Top officials at the Pfizer and Merck
pharmaceutical companies will serve
as pallbearers for the politicains who
were eaten alive by pirahna during
an industry-sponsored cocktail and
swim party Tuesday night.
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Jeffrey Kindler, chief executive and
chairman of the board of Pfizer, will
hold one end of the casket despite
his hernia.
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Others include Frank D'Amelio, chief
financial officer and president of Pfizer
Global Research & Development; Freda
C. Lewis-Hall, chief medical officer and
senior vice president; and Ian Read,
president of its worldwide pharmaceutical
operations.
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Merck will be reperesented by Richard T.
Clark, chairman of the board, president
and chief executive officer; and Thomas
H. Glocer, chief executive officer.
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On stand-by in case of casket collapse
will be Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn
Beck, Sean Ins Hannity, Ruppert Murdoch
and Annie (Douche Bag) Coulter.
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BREAKING NEWS
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
DNA of body parts removed from
the massive indoor swimming pool
where many senators and congressmen
were eaten alive in a vicious attack
by piranha Tuesday night has revealed
that some Democrats and a few Fox
News executives were also fish food.
The White House announced that
bits and pieces of the victims' remains
would be jammed into one casket
for funeral services in the Capitol
Rotunda on Saturday.
Father Guido Sarducci had made
the brilliant suggestion.
"It is God's will that people who prey
together should stay together," he
advised President Obama.
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EARLIER STORY[/quote:da34edb2a0]
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
Passage of President Obama's entire
health-care reform package seems
assured after several dozen Republican
opponents of the bill were eaten alive
by piranha at a medical industry cocktail
and swim party Tuesday night.
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"Some son-of-a-bitch had rubbed canned
tuna inside their bathing trunks before
the legislators put them on, then released
dozens and dozens of piranha to enjoy
a happy meal," said police Lt. Ron
McDonald.
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Father Guido Sarducci, former chaplain on
Saturday Night Live but now a lifeguard for
a large pharmaceutical company, witnessed
the smorgasbord and said it was "just awful."
He actually puked during an interview with the
White House press corps.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
Father Sarducci shows the size of some of the piranha
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"Within seconds, the bluish water turned rosy
red and there was all kinds of splashing and
screaming in agony," he said. "Then all kinds
of body parts began surfacing -- arms, legs,
toes, eyeballs, even a few assholes. Believe
me, it wasn't a very pleasant sight."
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The cocktail/swim party reportedly was
supposed to be the corrupt legislators' last
get-together to receive their final instructions
on how to give President Obama and John Q.
Public a royal screwing on health-care reform.
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The only legislator to be identified so far
from bits and pieces was Rep. Mike Ross
of Arkansas, who had been the guest of
onor at seven fund-raisers sponsored by
major corporations or their lobbyists this
year.
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Rejection of health-care reform reportedly
threatens the future financial security of the
longtime bribe-takers, therefore they have
become key brokers in opposing legislation
that seriously threatens the obscene profits
of the medical and health care industry.
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Police had no suspects but are following
up leads that the stench of tuna leads to
a very large home on Pennsylvania Avenue.
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