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Duffie...
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:08 pm
Guest
AP- Wednesday September 29, 2009
The United States and its allies unleashed an old weapon with new
technology to counter terrorism in the world this morning in an
apparent miss-fire of a weapon designed to eradicate terrorists from
an area. The new satellite system is designed to cause massive and
devastating earthquakes in designated parts of the world. It uses
Thermal Locating Radical Plasmitectonic Subgeological Pulse to send
powerful energy to any given location in the world from any of seven
stations in near orbit. These stations were designed and sent into
orbit by NASA and the NSA (National security Agency) in the late
1970's and early 80's as part of President Reagan's star war strategy
to counter aggression toward the United States and its allies. The new
system upgrades, accomplished during what was thought to be the
building of the space station, was in fact, part of the upgrade
process of the TLRPSP. Tested during the upgrade process at several
locations on Earth, it has proven to be very effective. The process is
sketchy in its operation, but, an unnamed source has released some
information about its abilities.
The stations are made of a radical new composite that makes the
detection of the satellites impossible from Earth, or even as close as
50 miles from other spy satellites. If a spy satellite gets too close
to a TLRPSP satellite, it will be destroyed using the same technology
it has to create an earthquake. The pulse is in the 100-2500 mghz
range and is powered by new nuclear energy sources. If a group or
person is located near the area that will be getting the earthquake,
the pattern of the pulse can be modified to subject the topography to
internal radio pressure, causing the faults in that area to give way
and cause an earthquake. "The magnitude of the quake is governed by
the number of satellites concentrating the energy, as they are
exponential in their power. One satellite is capable of creating a
magnitude 4.2 quake as deep as seven miles down. The number of
satellites used multiplies the power. Call it 'Dial-a-quake' if you
will. All that matters is that it works".
It was rumored that Osama Bin Laden was seen in the area of American
Somoa in the past, and the system was called into use. Heavy
collateral damage is considered normal in the use of this new weapon.
It may have been used in Sumatra to eliminate Radical Muslims there,
and concentrated in the Indian Ocean Island groups. When used in areas
of very deep water, the pulses are magnified to go much deeper into
the Earths crust. This may also explain the glow sometimes seen in the
area of a large quake, as the amplitude of the pulse has a tendency to
vaporize moisture near the surface.
The trigger system, which requires three trained NSA personnel to
activate, was undergoing standard testing when the system was
accidentally activated and caused a massive 7.9 magnitude seismic
event near South Sumatra. The head of the testing team was quoted as
saying," Thankfully the area hit was in an isolated area and not some
heavily populated area. We try to have the system over an ocean or
desert when we do our bi-monthly tests. This is why. A piece of pencil
lead was jamming a button in the depressed position, and when the test
was initiated, it caused the system to activate the weapon. We have
corrected this and placed all buttons on a wall where they cannot be
tampered with or jammed. We also have installed a cover to prevent
someone from leaning against the buttons". Our publicity people have
contacted the authorities in American Somoa and Sumatra and the
political problems have been resolved. The Government's of these
Island Nations have been apologized to.
 
Damon Hill...
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:21 pm
Guest
Duffie <oldhouse at (no spam) folsom.edu> wrote in
news:k3b7c5h93ibpf907o41eghghp9p6j6ckcd at (no spam) 4ax.com:

(pure nonsense deleted)
(killfile updated)

--Damon
 
rob...
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:54 pm
Guest
On Sep 30, 12:08 pm, Duffie <oldho... at (no spam) folsom.edu> wrote:
[quote:d57298f3d2]...................................................
[/quote:d57298f3d2]
Pass that bong around, Bro!
 
The Other Guy...
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:38 pm
Guest
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:08:49 -0700, Duffie <oldhouse at (no spam) folsom.edu>
wrote:

[quote:508d7a9eb1]AP- Wednesday September 29, 2009
The United States and its allies unleashed an old weapon with new
technology to counter terrorism in the world this morning
[/quote:508d7a9eb1]
THAT is pure idiotic paranoia.
 
Skywise...
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:16 pm
Guest
That was some bad acid.

Brian
--
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Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
 
Duffie...
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:39 am
Guest
It's a joke you silly people........ I just thought it would be fun to
stress the stupidity of the press at times of disaster. One of you
sent it out. THAT was the idiot, or what is known as a "Believer". Get
your "Jim Jones Meet Your Maker Kit" at Walmart. Be ready for December
21, 2012.
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:08:49 -0700, Duffie <oldhouse at (no spam) folsom.edu>
wrote:

[quote:4ed5d17a17]AP- Wednesday September 29, 2009
The United States and its allies unleashed an old weapon with new
technology to counter terrorism in the world this morning in an
apparent miss-fire of a weapon designed to eradicate terrorists from
an area. The new satellite system is designed to cause massive and
devastating earthquakes in designated parts of the world. It uses
Thermal Locating Radical Plasmitectonic Subgeological Pulse to send
powerful energy to any given location in the world from any of seven
stations in near orbit. These stations were designed and sent into
orbit by NASA and the NSA (National security Agency) in the late
1970's and early 80's as part of President Reagan's star war strategy
to counter aggression toward the United States and its allies. The new
system upgrades, accomplished during what was thought to be the
building of the space station, was in fact, part of the upgrade
process of the TLRPSP. Tested during the upgrade process at several
locations on Earth, it has proven to be very effective. The process is
sketchy in its operation, but, an unnamed source has released some
information about its abilities.
The stations are made of a radical new composite that makes the
detection of the satellites impossible from Earth, or even as close as
50 miles from other spy satellites. If a spy satellite gets too close
to a TLRPSP satellite, it will be destroyed using the same technology
it has to create an earthquake. The pulse is in the 100-2500 mghz
range and is powered by new nuclear energy sources. If a group or
person is located near the area that will be getting the earthquake,
the pattern of the pulse can be modified to subject the topography to
internal radio pressure, causing the faults in that area to give way
and cause an earthquake. "The magnitude of the quake is governed by
the number of satellites concentrating the energy, as they are
exponential in their power. One satellite is capable of creating a
magnitude 4.2 quake as deep as seven miles down. The number of
satellites used multiplies the power. Call it 'Dial-a-quake' if you
will. All that matters is that it works".
It was rumored that Osama Bin Laden was seen in the area of American
Somoa in the past, and the system was called into use. Heavy
collateral damage is considered normal in the use of this new weapon.
It may have been used in Sumatra to eliminate Radical Muslims there,
and concentrated in the Indian Ocean Island groups. When used in areas
of very deep water, the pulses are magnified to go much deeper into
the Earths crust. This may also explain the glow sometimes seen in the
area of a large quake, as the amplitude of the pulse has a tendency to
vaporize moisture near the surface.
The trigger system, which requires three trained NSA personnel to
activate, was undergoing standard testing when the system was
accidentally activated and caused a massive 7.9 magnitude seismic
event near South Sumatra. The head of the testing team was quoted as
saying," Thankfully the area hit was in an isolated area and not some
heavily populated area. We try to have the system over an ocean or
desert when we do our bi-monthly tests. This is why. A piece of pencil
lead was jamming a button in the depressed position, and when the test
was initiated, it caused the system to activate the weapon. We have
corrected this and placed all buttons on a wall where they cannot be
tampered with or jammed. We also have installed a cover to prevent
someone from leaning against the buttons". Our publicity people have
contacted the authorities in American Somoa and Sumatra and the
political problems have been resolved. The Government's of these
Island Nations have been apologized to.[/quote:4ed5d17a17]
 
Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet...
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:26 pm
Guest
On Oct 1, 8:39 am, Duffie <oldho... at (no spam) folsom.edu> wrote:
[quote:36d62c8f78]It's a joke you silly people........ I just thought it would be fun to
stress the stupidity of the press at times of disaster. One of you
sent it out. THAT was the idiot, or what is known as a "Believer". Get
your "Jim Jones Meet Your Maker Kit" at Walmart. Be ready for December
21, 2012.
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:08:49 -0700, Duffie <oldho... at (no spam) folsom.edu
wrote:



AP- Wednesday September 29, 2009
The United States and its allies unleashed an old weapon with new
technology to counter terrorism in the world this morning in an
apparent miss-fire of a weapon designed to eradicate terrorists from
an area. The new satellite system is designed to cause massive and
devastating earthquakes in designated parts of the world. It uses
Thermal Locating Radical Plasmitectonic Subgeological Pulse to send
powerful energy to any given location in the world from any of seven
stations in near orbit. These stations were designed and sent into
orbit by NASA and the NSA (National security Agency) in the late
1970's and early 80's as part of President Reagan's star war strategy
to counter aggression toward the United States and its allies. The new
system upgrades, accomplished during what was thought to be the
building of the space station, was in fact, part of the upgrade
process of the TLRPSP. Tested during the upgrade process at several
locations on Earth, it has proven to be very effective. The process is
sketchy in its operation, but, an unnamed source has released some
information about its abilities.
The stations are made of a radical new composite that makes the
detection of the satellites impossible from Earth, or even as close as
50 miles from other spy satellites. If a spy satellite gets too close
to a TLRPSP satellite, it will be destroyed using the same technology
it has to create an earthquake. The pulse is in the 100-2500 mghz
range and is powered by new nuclear energy sources. If a group or
person is located near the area that will be getting the earthquake,
the pattern of the pulse can be modified to subject the topography to
internal radio pressure, causing the faults in that area to give way
and cause an earthquake. "The magnitude of the quake is governed by
the number of satellites concentrating the energy, as they are
exponential in their power. One satellite is capable of creating a
magnitude 4.2 quake as deep as seven miles down. The number of
satellites used multiplies the power. Call it 'Dial-a-quake' if you
will. All that matters is that it works".
It was rumored that Osama Bin Laden was seen in the area of  American
Somoa in the past, and the system was called into use. Heavy
collateral damage is considered normal in the use of this new weapon.
It may have been used in Sumatra to eliminate Radical Muslims there,
and concentrated in the Indian Ocean Island groups. When used in areas
of very deep water, the pulses are magnified to go much deeper into
the Earths crust. This may also explain the glow sometimes seen in the
area of a large quake, as the amplitude of the pulse has a tendency to
vaporize moisture near the surface.
The trigger system, which requires three trained NSA personnel to
activate, was undergoing standard testing when the system was
accidentally activated and caused a massive 7.9 magnitude seismic
event near South Sumatra. The head of the testing team was quoted as
saying," Thankfully the area hit was in an isolated area and not some
heavily populated area. We try to have the system over an ocean or
desert when we do our bi-monthly tests. This is why. A piece of pencil
lead was jamming a button in the depressed position, and when the test
was initiated, it caused the system to activate the weapon. We have
corrected this and placed all buttons on a wall where they cannot be
tampered with or jammed. We also have installed a cover to prevent
someone from leaning against the buttons". Our publicity people have
contacted the authorities in American Somoa and Sumatra and the
political problems have been resolved. The  Government's of these
Island Nations have been apologized to.- Hide quoted text -

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Walmart is having a 50% off super-sale on that 12/21/12 kit starting
just before Christmas in 2010.
 
 
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