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Jeff▲Relf
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:31 pm
Guest
The Post Office doesn't have scientists sitting around,
wearing white lab coats, waiting to analyse mushroom samples.

If Bert sent me 2 grams of sun-dried mushrooms,
and I opened it at the post office, waving it in front of their faces,
they'd just look at me real funny.. nothing more.
Saul Levy
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:11 pm
Guest
Alright! Who's stealing the grass clippings? lmao!

You're going to get a jail term for doing that, Jeff! lmao!

Waste paper is safer!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:54:40 +0000 (UTC), Jeff?Relf<?@?.Invalid>
wrote:

Quote:
Storing a years worth of sun-dried grass ( from lawns )
looks like my best option so far.

I don't want to grow a pot plant,
and I don't think I could get into jail if I tried.

I couldn't afford gasoline if it were ten cents a gallon,
so Exxon isn't on my mind.
Saul Levy
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:15 pm
Guest
The problem with smoking cow shit, BEERTbrain, is getting past the
COUGHING! lmao!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:05:52 -0400, herbertglazier@webtv.net (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Quote:
Jeff The tobacco weed is worse than crazy mushrooms which I like very
much. Maybe these mushrooms can be dried and smoked. Best to keep in
mind ALL SMOKE CAN CAUSE LUNG CANCER Nice to smoke shit that cAN give
you a nice feeling. Go figure I think cow shit under the right dried
structure is worth for you to try. Its cheap and there for the taking.
Might put hair on your chest. Bert
Saul Levy
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:35 pm
Guest
Doesn't it start as green grass, Jeff? lmao!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:58:21 +0000 (UTC), Jeff?Relf<?@?.Invalid>
wrote:

Quote:
F.Y.I.
Sun-dried lawn clippings is not the same thing as green grass .
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:02 am
Guest
Iraq oil who is buying it? Why is it not used to pay for the war? We are
guarding the wells,and pipe lines. How big a piece of the action are
the two oil men ?Bush" and "Chaney" getting? Don't tell me they
did all this so Muslin Iraq can have democracy Oh ya Bert
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:08 am
Guest
Jeff Here is the solution to your smoking problem Smoke corn husks in
a corn cob pipe. Bert PS for that idea get me a swap your house
internet realtor address
Jeff▲Relf
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:45 am
Guest
House swaps require both a Realtor and an attorney,
and it doesn't allow one to dodge liens.
I owe unpayable child support, so I can't buy or sell a house.

I already showed you links to Craig's list,
that's what most people are using. See also:
Daniel@OnlineHouseTraders.COM
www.OnlineHouseTraders.COM
www.BestHouseSwap.COM ”.

An anonymous person says house swaps go like this:
“ I will buy your house if you buy mine.
The role of the real estate agent is the same:

assist with house showings, appraisals, negotiations, contracts,
the difference is that you do it on two houses and two sales.

If the houses are in different states,
you work with another agent there. ”.

I don't have access to sun-dried corn husks ( at any price );
but, if I did, I'd have to shred them
before injecting them into my pre-made filtered tubes.

I can buy bulk sage at a good price ( with food stamps ),
but it's like lint from a clothes dryer.. very fuzzy.

It's easy to inject into my tubes and it makes a nice ash / ember.
It smells good, tastes good, and gives no ill effects.

However, no smoke ( i.e. flavor ) can be drawn out of the filter
until most of the cigarette has burned down.
Sun dried grass might still be my best option.

I'm thinking of doing an extra gig so I can spend
2 grand on 100 cartons of “ Opal Ultra Thin 120's ”.

Back to house swaps, Detroit Michigan is bad like Kissimmee;
http://activerain.com/blogsview/136286/Michigan-House-Swap
has this to say:

Metro Detroiters who haven't been able to sell their homes are
turning to Craigslist to try and swap them, according to a recent
story which ran in the Detroit News, "In a Tough Market, More Try
Swapping Homes." According to the article, there were only one or
two listings in the House Swap section of the Metro Detroit
Craigslist in May, compared with about a dozen listings a week
recently. With the publication of this article in the News, I
would expect the number of house swap listings to explode.

Leave it to good ol' American ingenuity to try and figure out a
solution to the problem of homes that won't sell. This seems like
it could actually work for some, especially those who are trying
to trade up or downsize in the same market. House swapping is an
idea which should be approached cautiously, however. I wouldn't
recommend that anyone try doing it without seeking the
professional advice of both a Realtor and an attorney. Just
because a swap is involved doesn't mean that houses are not
actually being bought and sold. Major considerations include
proper market valuation and the satisfaction of existing liens.

Although I personally haven't been involved in any trades or
swaps, it wouldn't surprise me to see this become more of a common
event in our current marketplace.

Posted by Stefan Scholl - Northern Michigan Real Estate on
07/01/2007 12:04 PM Comments (Cool house swap
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8 Comments on Michigan House Swap

Stefan, I had a call a few weeks ago of someone that wants to
buy a Victorian I have on the market. They can't get their home
sold and wanted to know if my sellers would swap houses with them.
My sellers laughed, why do we want to SWAP one problem for another ?

07/01/2007 07:09 PM by Missy Caulk, Ann Arbor Real Estate

True, Missy, but if no one has any liquid assets, and houses are
the only currency available, swapping may be an option. This
could be the case if someone's problem is another's solution. For
instance, if a family from Birmingham needed to relocate to Ann
Arbor, and vice versa, I could see this as a viable option.

07/02/2007 09:52 AM by Stefan Scholl

Playing match maker is going to get very time consuming, but if
works why not. I don't see the benifit to those in Real Estate am
I missing something?

07/05/2007 09:57 AM by Angela Harrington Loan Officer Mid-Michigan

Angela,

I am certainly not in this business to work for nothing. I
believe that most if not all MLS systems have different categories
for terms of sale, such as land contract, owner financing, etc. I
think they should add a "trade" category, if they don't already
have one. Or agents can use Craigslist or whatever else to try
and find their clients a property to trade. Just like a sale, I
would require my clients to pay a commission for my services.

07/06/2007 11:10 PM by Stefan Scholl

This business continues to get more and more
interesting...Swapping homes??? I also heard about Bartering
homes recently and was surprised to be told that it is being done
in Michigan. I guess if we're in a media culture that has a show
about wife swapping, house swapping is really pretty tame.

07/09/2007 06:22 PM by Lola Audu~Grand Rapids, MI Real Estate Broker

I am one of the co-founders of www.OnlineHouseTraders.com House
Trading or Swapping is becoming very popular. The searching of
lists of people saying will trade is why we started this site. It
matches you with someone who has the home you want and wants the
home you have. It also has a feature that just shows you people
looking for a home like you have. I think you will see it is a
very viable way to sell your home in a slow market. Do I recomend
this is the only thing you do, of course not, but certainly use it
as an additional tool.

Daniel@OnlineHouseTraders.com

07/30/2007 07:14 PM by Daniel

Stefan...Thanks for your comment on my recent posting (St Joe).
I always like to respond on the commentors' sites so I can broaden
my personal 'Blogosphere.' I also appreciate the kind words.

Now, as far as your above article goes--if it gets to the point
where 'house swapping' becomes a trend in Chicago...then its time
for me and the little lady to pack up, change careers again and
move on. Or...perhaps we can swap with someone on the Amalfi coast
of Italy. I could definitely dig that. Geno

08/16/2007 12:37 PM by ? ?

There are desperate people who can not sell, can not walk away
because they have equity in the house and need to move because of
the family circumstanses (new job in another state, divorce,
etc.). For them swapping is a very real option. Realistically, the
safest way of doing it is: I will buy your house if you buy mine.
The role of the real estate agent is the same: assist with house
showings, appraisals, negotiations, contracts, the difference is
that you do it on two houses and two sales, if the houses are in
the different states you work with another agent there. And
collect your regular commission. The number of websites that offer
help with finding swapping partners is growing fast. Here is a new
one: www.BestHouseSwap.com My feeling is that the agents that are
open-minded and try working with these unconventional situations
are going to benefit greatly.
 
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