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| Pat Flannery |
 Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Milla Jovovich is now doing TV ads for Target Store's clothing collection.
It's that damned Frenchman she married that brought her, like a proud
clipper ship, unto the reefs of this fatal economic shore.
She has been bent down in her desperation before the almighty dollar,
and it has turned her end-to-end and struck at her in her poop deck...as
is its wont.
Is there no honor among supermodels?
And who is this "Hawk" she's modeling for now?:
http://www.millaj.com/model/jovovich-hawk.shtml
Time for this "Hawk" to meet a proud Irish-American eagle, if you ask me.
I shall strike down on him from the wrathful skies, the way a Roc
strikes down upon a elephant to crush it and grind its bones into
splinters under its mighty and overwhelming winged weight...or like a
giant-anger-winged rooster who is too heavy to rise into the skies to
pursue its enemy by direct flight, shall slake my rage in gigantic
fluttering hops in my pursuit of my doomed prey, while emitting proud
cock-calls each dawn, as I seek his well-deserved death.
Okay, I'm still working on the details of this plan...so cut me some
slack. ;-)
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| Damon Hill |
| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:52 pm |
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Pat Flannery <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in
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Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?
--Damon |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:59 am |
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I think that long-legged women running around in their underwear is a
time-tested business model.
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| Pat Flannery |
| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:27 am |
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Damon Hill wrote:
Quote: Pat Flannery <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in
news:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelephone:
Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?
This is the beginning of "The Great Slide" that afflicts so many
actress/supermodel/musician/action figures.
Rather than gracefully fading away, she has decided to claw out as much
money as possible on the way down.
_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to _WalMart_!
Then, the next thing you know, she'll be appearing on your TV at around
3 AM advertising a fun-filled weekend in Las Vegas, the needle marks
all-too-visible on her arms, her eyes distant and unfocused from the
heroin coursing through her veins.
See her tragic state then! Wearing $20.00 shoes and a garish dress that
doesn't even have a designer label on it, made in some sort of south
Asia hell-hole and still reeking of the sweat and tears of the children
who sewed it together under the whips of their slave masters.
We've seen how this all ends up at the end...with her traveling
door-to-door selling Avon products, her past greatness tearing at her
day after day, like a modern Prometheus being gnawed by the cruel eagle
that is time.
Remember what happened to Elizabeth Taylor! This could all end as
tragically as that! :-)
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| Pat Flannery |
| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:31 am |
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scottlowther@ix.netcom.com wrote:
Quote: On Apr 5, 3:52 pm, Damon Hill <damon1S...@comcast.netnet> wrote:
Pat Flannery <flan...@daktel.com> wrote innews:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelephone:
Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?
A question that has been asked of Pat for quite a number of years.
Salvador Dali once said the the only difference between himself and a
madman was that he was not insane.
The difference between myself and Dali is that _my_ watch is waterproof.
;-)
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| Damon Hill |
| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:16 pm |
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Pat Flannery <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in
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scottlowther@ix.netcom.com wrote:
On Apr 5, 3:52 pm, Damon Hill <damon1S...@comcast.netnet> wrote:
Pat Flannery <flan...@daktel.com> wrote
innews:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelephone:
Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?
A question that has been asked of Pat for quite a number of years.
Salvador Dali once said the the only difference between himself and a
madman was that he was not insane.
The difference between myself and Dali is that _my_ watch is
waterproof. 
"Eet is not I who am crazeee, eet is I who am MAAAAAADDDDD!!!"
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| Scott Hedrick |
| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:42 pm |
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"Pat Flannery" <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in message
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Quote: _Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!
I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.
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| Greg D. Moore (Strider) |
| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:34 pm |
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"Scott Hedrick" <dinehnmNOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Pat Flannery" <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!
I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.
How much did you get the 6?
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| Alan Erskine |
| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:24 pm |
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"Greg D. Moore (Strider)" <mooregr_deleteth1s@greenms.com> wrote in message
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Quote: "Scott Hedrick" <dinehnmNOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Pat Flannery" <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!
I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.
How much did you get the 6?
A bulk pack? Mind you, I didn't know Target sold children <da huh, da huh> |
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| OM |
| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:05 am |
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On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:34:02 -0400, "Greg D. Moore \(Strider\)"
<mooregr_deleteth1s@greenms.com> wrote:
Quote: I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.
How much did you get the 6?
....And was it a six-pack on special?
OM
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| Pat Flannery |
| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:39 am |
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OM wrote:
Quote: ...And was it a six-pack on special?
Milla's eye is watching you:
http://myhometheater.homestead.com/files/Milla_eye.jpg
That's my current wallpaper, scaled down to 600 x 800 screen size.
Boy, crank the computer up and see _that_ looking at you is quite a
trip, let me tell you. :-D
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| Pat Flannery |
| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:19 am |
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Pat Flannery wrote:
BTW, I always wondered what this song of hers was about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSCFAxxCO7Q
That's probably about her father:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milla_Jovovich
Wouldn't it be cool to have a grand-dad who was a officer in the
military of Montenegro and may have stolen The Serbian Gold...or been
falsely accused of having done it by his enemies?
Alexandere Dumas made _novels_ out of things like this.
Give this girl a saber, so that she can avenge the calumny on her
family's ancestry!
Just plain cool; just plain _fucking_ cool.
Couldn't invent her if you tried. :-D
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| Scott Hedrick |
| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:27 am |
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"Greg D. Moore (Strider)" <mooregr_deleteth1s@greenms.com> wrote in message
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"Pat Flannery" <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!
I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.
How much did you get the 6?
Not enough to make up for all the diaper changes (that episode where Patrick
and Spongebob adopt a baby clam is optimistic)- but with her discount, we
did manage to outfit a nursery for under $200, including a battleship-class
stroller.
Also, the first kid was my first real experience with Yahoo. I'd used it
before, but this time I wanted to do some *real* research. So, I entered
"nursery"...the first 157 results were porn (and exposed me to the concept
of "infantilism"). I mean, not even *plant* nursery was in that first 157
results.
Why did I check out all those results? The first ten came from being naive,
the next ten were determination to find out something about children't
nurserys, and the next 137 was morbid curiosity that there could be that
much porn without getting at least one desired result.
Ultimately, I concluded my research on "nursery" at the local library.
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