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| Eric |
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:27 pm |
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This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? Taking a piss, I can understand --
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? Is it some sort of vacuum seat that they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? Do their butts get nasty? |
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| Eric |
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:20 pm |
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"bob haller safety advocate" <hallerb@aol.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 24, 7:27?pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
Quote: This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? ?Taking a piss, I can
understand -- ?
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? ?Is it some sort of vacuum seat that
they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? ?What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? ?Do their butts get nasty?
vacuumn seat, shuttle toilet costs millions and still clogs.
apollo era used box that would lue to butt, finger in plasti bag entry
hole woulds move things along. during moon walks and waiting on pad
they all wore diapers, and still due.
remember that female astronaut that wore diapers to save stops
planning on attacking her rival.........
Eeeew! You mean that they grabbed the turd while it was turtle-heading with
their fingers and pulled it out?
Even with a plastic barrier, that is disgusting! If they grab it too hard
it might break. |
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| Brian Gaff |
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:58 am |
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Are you aware that any Astronaut will tell you this is the question most
asked of them by children? Its been covered a heck of a lot. Have you been
away? :)
Brian
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"Eric" <none@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote in message
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Quote: This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? Taking a piss, I can
understand -- they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary
for turds to drop (plop!), how do they do it? Is it some sort of vacuum
seat that they sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the
body? What happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? Do their butts get
nasty?
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| Brian Gaff |
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:00 am |
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Yes, and the attachment for ladies who need to pee is interesting as well.
Brian
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"bob haller safety advocate" <hallerb@aol.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 24, 7:27?pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
Quote: This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? ?Taking a piss, I can
understand -- ?
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? ?Is it some sort of vacuum seat that they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? ?What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? ?Do their butts get nasty?
vacuumn seat, shuttle toilet costs millions and still clogs.
apollo era used box that would lue to butt, finger in plasti bag entry
hole woulds move things along. during moon walks and waiting on pad
they all wore diapers, and still due.
remember that female astronaut that wore diapers to save stops
planning on attacking her rival......... |
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| Brian Gaff |
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:02 am |
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Might I point out that its only disgusting because we have been taught that
it is. Thousands upon thousands of dog owners pick up fresh turds from their
pets every day using plastic bags after all.
Brian
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graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them
Email: briang1@blueyonder.co.uk
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"Eric" <none@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote in message
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"bob haller safety advocate" <hallerb@aol.com> wrote in message
news:e4f020cb-6bd0-4686-8b26-e72b136c7b14@e67g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 24, 7:27?pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? ?Taking a piss, I can
understand -- ?
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? ?Is it some sort of vacuum seat that
they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? ?What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? ?Do their butts get nasty?
vacuumn seat, shuttle toilet costs millions and still clogs.
apollo era used box that would lue to butt, finger in plasti bag entry
hole woulds move things along. during moon walks and waiting on pad
they all wore diapers, and still due.
remember that female astronaut that wore diapers to save stops
planning on attacking her rival.........
Eeeew! You mean that they grabbed the turd while it was turtle-heading
with their fingers and pulled it out?
Even with a plastic barrier, that is disgusting! If they grab it too hard
it might break.
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| Greg D. Moore (Strider) |
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:34 am |
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"Brian Gaff" <Briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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Quote: Might I point out that its only disgusting because we have been taught
that it is. Thousands upon thousands of dog owners pick up fresh turds
from their pets every day using plastic bags after all.
Brian
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Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email.
graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them
Email: briang1@blueyonder.co.uk
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"Eric" <none@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote in message
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"bob haller safety advocate" <hallerb@aol.com> wrote in message
news:e4f020cb-6bd0-4686-8b26-e72b136c7b14@e67g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 24, 7:27?pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? ?Taking a piss, I can
understand -- ?
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds
to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? ?Is it some sort of vacuum seat that
they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? ?What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? ?Do their butts get nasty?
vacuumn seat, shuttle toilet costs millions and still clogs.
apollo era used box that would lue to butt, finger in plasti bag entry
hole woulds move things along. during moon walks and waiting on pad
they all wore diapers, and still due.
remember that female astronaut that wore diapers to save stops
planning on attacking her rival.........
Eeeew! You mean that they grabbed the turd while it was turtle-heading
with their fingers and pulled it out?
Even with a plastic barrier, that is disgusting! If they grab it too
hard it might break.
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| Greg D. Moore (Strider) |
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:35 am |
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"Brian Gaff" <Briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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Quote: Might I point out that its only disgusting because we have been taught
that it is. Thousands upon thousands of dog owners pick up fresh turds
from their pets every day using plastic bags after all.
Had a blind housemate. When they get their seeing eye dog, they're trained
to pick up the pile. So they have the additional complication of doing it
blindly.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:35 pm |
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On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
Quote: "Brian Gaff" <Bria...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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Are you aware that any Astronaut will tell you this is the question most
asked of them by children? Its been covered a heck of a lot. Have you been
away? :)
Brian
Hi,
Well, that may be because children aren't afraid to ask that question. LOL.
I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work to
"flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and the
shit literally does hit the fan!), doesn't that leave track marks? I'd hate
to be the first guy, or woman, to take a dump because everyone would know
that those track marks were yours! Also, since it gets "freeze-dried" from
a vacuum, doesn't it kinda stick and harden on the fan blades? Yuck! I
wonder if that is what happened when they had to fix the toilet that one
time. The guy fixing the toilet had on surgical gloves that cover only your
hands. I wonder if they drew straws to see who got that detail...
There are no fan blades any more |
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| Eric |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:07 pm |
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"Brian Gaff" <Briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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Quote: Are you aware that any Astronaut will tell you this is the question most
asked of them by children? Its been covered a heck of a lot. Have you been
away? :)
Brian
Hi,
Well, that may be because children aren't afraid to ask that question. LOL.
I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work to
"flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and the
shit literally does hit the fan!), doesn't that leave track marks? I'd hate
to be the first guy, or woman, to take a dump because everyone would know
that those track marks were yours! Also, since it gets "freeze-dried" from
a vacuum, doesn't it kinda stick and harden on the fan blades? Yuck! I
wonder if that is what happened when they had to fix the toilet that one
time. The guy fixing the toilet had on surgical gloves that cover only your
hands. I wonder if they drew straws to see who got that detail... |
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| Robert Casey |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:13 pm |
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Quote: I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work to
"flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and the
shit literally does hit the fan!)
Heard a story to the effect that, on the first shuttle mission, that fan
was wired backwards, so it blew in the wrong direction. Which meant
that the turds went in undesired directions. This wasn't caught by the
people on the ground in inspections before flight. They checked that
the fan powered up, but hadn't thought to check the air flow direction... |
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| Geoff |
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:12 am |
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Robert Casey wrote:
Quote:
I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work
to "flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and
the shit literally does hit the fan!)
Heard a story to the effect that, on the first shuttle mission, that fan
was wired backwards, so it blew in the wrong direction. Which meant
that the turds went in undesired directions. This wasn't caught by the
people on the ground in inspections before flight. They checked that
the fan powered up, but hadn't thought to check the air flow direction...
fantastic prank, just want to hope the astronaut didn't have the squirts. |
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| Guest |
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:58 am |
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On Mar 28, 12:13 am, Robert Casey <wa2...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Quote: I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work to
"flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and the
shit literally does hit the fan!)
Heard a story to the effect that, on the first shuttle mission, that fan
was wired backwards, so it blew in the wrong direction. Which meant
that the turds went in undesired directions. This wasn't caught by the
people on the ground in inspections before flight. They checked that
the fan powered up, but hadn't thought to check the air flow direction...
It wasn't wired backwards. But it sling some stuff |
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| David E. Powell |
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:20 pm |
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On Mar 28, 7:58 am, charliexmur...@yahoo.com wrote:
Quote: On Mar 28, 12:13 am, Robert Casey <wa2...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
I actually did go on to read a bit about the toilets and how they work to
"flush" turds.
Ok, not to be disgusting, but since it uses air instead of water (and the
shit literally does hit the fan!)
Heard a story to the effect that, on the first shuttle mission, that fan
was wired backwards, so it blew in the wrong direction. Which meant
that the turds went in undesired directions. This wasn't caught by the
people on the ground in inspections before flight. They checked that
the fan powered up, but hadn't thought to check the air flow direction....
It wasn't wired backwards. But it sling some stuff
Beavis and Butthead in Space: "Whoa look! Turds!" |
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| M |
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:49 pm |
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On Mar 24, 5:27 pm, "Eric" <n...@nowhere.none.nnn> wrote:
Quote: This is a serious question that I have wondered about...
How do astronauts take a dump in space? Taking a piss, I can understand --
they just use a vacuum hose, but since gravity is necessary for turds to
drop (plop!), how do they do it? Is it some sort of vacuum seat that they
sit on that sucks the turds away as soon as they leave the body? What
happens if an astronaut has diarrhea? Do their butts get nasty?
Read Mike Mullane's "Riding Rockets"
It has the most scatalogical content I have ever seen in any astronaut
autobiography. Nuff said...
Course this might be trolling. |
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