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 Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:53 am |
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This is Nurse Ratched and, believe me, I've had
one HORRIBLE night.
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Ed Conrad died at 4:20 this morning and, quite
frankly, was a raving lunatic before he finally packed it in.
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I've already phoned the Obit Desk at the New
York Times, Philadelphia Inquirer and Hazleton
Standard-Speaker but, personally, I don't think
they give two shits. I doubt they'll even mention
him in one line of agate.
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Anyway, out of courtesy to the rotten, sarcastic
SOB who has long made a mockery of our
most revered institutions, I'm about to push the
button to send his very last nasty message.
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ED CONRAD'S LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
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Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true.
It's time for celebration
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Scrotum_by_David_Shankbone.jpg
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Man-like Whale May Be Our Missing Link
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Quote: MAN AS OLD AS COAL
(Discoveries Between Anthracite Veins)
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/edkrog.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
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TRUE SCIENTIST PROVES ED CONRAD RIGHT
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The following was posted by Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan, the only
scientist in the Milky Way
Galaxy who has examined and HONESTLY
tested the petrified bones, etc.-- SOME HUMAN -- discovered by Ed
Conrad in the anthracite
region of Pennsylvania over the past 27 years.
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Quote: THE CONCLUSION
By LIN LIANTAI
Taipei, Taiwan
The author has examined through microscopes more than 20 thin sections
cut from "rocks" that
Mr. Ed Conrad discovered and sent to the
author.
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Without exception, they are all found to be fossils, including the
subject "calvarium fossil"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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The object is a Carboniferous human calvarium
fossil for the following reasons:
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(1) it contains fossilized osteocytes, Haversian
canals, osteons, red blood cells and various
blood vessels in the specimens and thin sections;
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(2) it contains remains of pyramidal neuron, neuronal soma and
dendrites;
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(3) No other animal has an organ or body part
that matches its inner/outer shape and size;
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(4) Its inner cavity has a capacity of at least 1,025 cc.;
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(5) It was found between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pennsylvania,
where geological structure
has been dated to be around 300 million years old.
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Some of the fossil's blood vessels have turned
into coal, suggesting it once existed in a coal
region.
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Even if it had not come from the Carboniferous
age, the fact that it is fossilized and coalified
would have still made it the oldest human skull
cap ever found in the world.
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THREE CHEERS FOR ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Ed&Blue.JPG
The late Ed Conrad and his fossil- sniffin' Huskie
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OR ,,, if THIS is how you want to remember him)
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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ALL DELIVERIES IN THE REAR
Ed Conrad's Pulitzer Prize-winning photo of
a physical anthropologist from the Smithsonian
searching for the truth about man's origin and ancestry
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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SPECIAL FAREWELL TO OUR FRIENDS
AT EXXON-MOBILE AND ITS NEW GAS SIGN
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
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| John Kepler |
| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:37 am |
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Quote: Ed Conrad died at 4:20 this morning and, quite
frankly, was a raving lunatic before he finally packed it in.
If true....the collective IQ of the human gene-pool just ratcheted-up a
couple of points.
John |
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