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| Tony Lance |
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Big Bertha Thing features
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/features.html
6K Web Page
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.space.policy
Features, hyperbole and blurb, on the Pastures package and the quest.
From Pastures Software Package Documentation.
(Particle Structure Results Program in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Big Bertha Thing language
The purest form of the english language is contained
in the dead sea scrolls. There is not a lot of it, even there.
Pure english language is a bit like house dust, all dead skin.
The living bits of the english language are anything but pure,
borrowing from a dozen drunken, pilaging, barbarian invaders,
with not one good intention between them.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.
Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk
Big Bertha Thing reason
1. Third Battle of Cyberspace.
2. Death Threats.(3)
3. Newsgroup Review.
4. Odd newsgroup users with 1000 postings.
5. Berserker attacks on legitimate postings to sci.astro et al.
6. Political and totally innexplicable.
7. Net Newbie basket cases.
8. Violent spam busters.
9. Abuse complaints procedure.
10. Web site closure.
Take your pick, the opposition will not give you the choice. |
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| Tony Lance |
| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:41 pm |
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Big Bertha Thing gyro
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/gyro.html
Access page JPG 12K Image
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.war.nuclear
Drawing of an ordinary gyroscope.
Caption:-
Fig. XVI
Extract from the Introductory Chapter:-
But the most interesting top of all is undoubtedly the ordinary
gyroscope. That depicted in Fig. XVI........ although merely
sold as a toy, is nevertheless capable of illustrating
the gyroscopic phenomena which have been so much made use of in
modern mechanical invention.
From the book
An Elementary Treatment of the Theory of
Spinning Tops and Gyroscopic Motion.
By Harold Crabtree M.A.
Formerly Scholar of Pembroke College, Cambridge
Assistant Master at Charterhouse
Longmans, Green and Co. 1923
First Edition 1909
Second Edition 1914
New Impression 1923
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Big Bertha Thing rita
Educating Rita
This film portrays a dominant spouse and a long-suffering student,
to the extent upto and including divorce, book-burning and forced
pregnancy.
There was zero privacy. Any attempt to re-register or change
the password would not work, because the secret could not be kept.
Every posting by the spouse is a violation of OU rules and the students
education, causing real pain. Vetting by one moderator or by several
using a non-public Rita conf. would not work, because the spouse
would use the students name, with all the further alienation
that would cause.
A new policy needs to be adopted. The last resort punishment measure,
needs to be the first resort measure on compassionate grounds;
that of making the student read-only on FC. The student would thank
you for it, but not publically.
It would need to be agreed between ACS and OUSA, which is what
they are there for.
Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk
20 February 1998 13:38:16
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From: Tony Lance
Subject: Big Bertha Thing handbook
To: FC Mods Discussion
Cc: OUSA Classical Particle
Big Bertha Thing handbook
1. Handbook thread one posting long.
2. Correctly attributed.
3. Professional.
4. Steet savvy.
5. Well read.
6. Appropriate.
7. Source softly spoken.
8. Solitary.
9. More Sesame Street than Darth Vader.
10. Optional, optimal and optical. |
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| Tony Lance |
| Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:41 pm |
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Big Bertha Thing redoubt
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/redoubt.html
Access page to 600K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.physics.particle
Postings potentially suitable for;-
1. SRF Classical Astronomy
2. SRF Classical Mathematics
3. SRF Classical Physics
4. SRF Classical Chemistry
After 15 months, an armistice term has just been fullfilled.(2nd Battle)
Student research project conferences, by invitation only, now available.
Battles without cost are not battles.
I have just had the following shot out from under me:-
1. www.bertha.ndirect.co.uk (disabled)
2. Paid UK ISP Net Direct. (15 months)
3. Professional newsgroup SP Dejanews.com (3 months)
To the victor the spoils. See my new newsgroup review
section, complete with copyright.
Big Bertha Thing memoriam
Tony died raising his best friends family,
His wife needed two helpers, his poor heart and him.
Carer, postman, welder and domino player.
RAF aircraft fitter at Battle of Britain and El Alamain.
Outboxed a voortrecker at middleweight.
Raised trade union branch president and
National officer of voluntary .org
Taught me to keep the faith,
Mend my bicycle and trigonometry.
His story is ended, but not yet finished.
Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk
From: Tony Lance <judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk>
Newsgroups: sci.chem
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing tactics
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:17:36 +0000
24 February 1998 18:22:42
OUSA Astronomy Item
From: Frank Hollis
Subject: Re(2): Big Bertha Thing positron
To: OUSA Astronomy
Caroline Walcot,oufcnt2.open.ac.uk writes:
I don't see what pics of a positron particle (??) have to do with a conference on
Astronomy, which is basically stargazing and astrophysics and mainly optics.
Surely all this Big Bertha stuff should be diverted to a physics conference such as S271?
cheers
Caroline
Or even better, the conference that was specifically set up for exactly this material,
moderated by Spammer in Chief - Tony Lance.
Frank |
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| Tony Lance |
| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:15 pm |
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Big Bertha Thing proton
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/proton.html
Access page JPG 55K Image
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including soc.history.medieval
Round photographic plates.
Caption;-
A pair of tracks, apparently arising simultaneously,
from a common point, outside the field of view.
The particles responsible for these tracks, have been ejected,
when a cosmic ray was absorbed.
The thinner track is that of a 120 MeV electron.
The more dense track is that of a 130 MeV proton.
This photograph was taken with a field of 17,000 oersteds.
From a book by
J.D.Stranathan Ph.D.,
Professor of Physics and Chairman of
Department, University of Kansas.
The "Particles" of Modern Physics.
(C) Copyright The Blakston Co. 1942
Big Bertha Thing laundry
My beautiful laundrette only had two machines,
so I asked my customers, if they would bring there own in.
Now we have seven machines and it is very nice.
Once we get the water pipes and electricity laid, it will be magnificent.
For water read data and electricity read documentation.
Pastures was released on OUSA Classical Particle conf.,
on 5th November 1997(Bonfire Night UK)
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete copies, free of charge.
Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk
Newsgroups: sci.chem
From: Tony Lance <joehorace@bigberthathing.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:24:28 +0000
Local: Tues, Jan 23 2007 5:24 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing tactics
Big Bertha Thing tactics
To whom it may concern. (Newsgroup: sci.chem)
To defend against a denial of service attack on a newsgroup,
use the same tactics that Big Bertha Thing uses
on the most wanted list guys.
1. All threads are one posting long.
2. All replies are posted to one thread.
3. No postings of most wanted are read.
4. No replies to most wanted.
5. No direct criticism of most wanted.
6. All criticism should be pictorial, literate, allegorical
anecdotal and out of copyright.
7. It is a defense in English law that something which is not
libelous in one context, cannot be read in another
context as libelous.
8. This is also true of English universities, where the guy has tenure.
9. Corporate branding can reinforce trust, as well as irritation.
10. A group of guys posting across several newsgroups,
can have strategic reasons for their choice of newsgroups.
11. Three battles have been won so far. (39 family jewels)
12. The fourth battle is now on. (Asian Rim)
13. So I posted a picture of historical scientific interest,
which looked like a shell hole. (Virtual artillary shell)
14. Use double pass newsreader software to download headers,
before the rest of the postings. (NNTP)
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