AustinMN <tacooper...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Note for humor impared: The following is for entertainment only.
Those who take it seriously need serious help.
Here is my theory of the cosmos, devised to show that one does not
need to be a nutcase to come up with bizzare ideas:
The Earth does not move. The whole universe revolves around the earth
once a day. now the obvious question is "Why doesn't the universe fly
forcibly apart?"
The answer is that space is not really empty. There really is an
"either" out there that holds everything together. It is a superclear
(almost totally radiation-transparent), zero-mass material that has a
varying viscosity.
The viscocity of the "either" near earth is almost zero - so close to
zero that we can't detect it at all with things like satellites. But
it is enough to keep the solar system in place as it orbits the earth.
Oops! You're not a consistent kook