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John Jones
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:08 am
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 4263
People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
the areas of contact between each crisp, and by establishing the
seismic stability and weight of each crisp I can calculate the
triangulation of forces that establish the stability of each crisp
relative to its position among other crisps within the crisp bag. I can
establish a relationship between the occurrence of fragmentation to
storage conditions and manufacturing process.

Imbalance and Disorder:
If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and storage
conditions, are found not to conform to the observed crisps, then it
must mean either that the crisp packet is disordered or that certain
crisps have an imbalance. Research is currently underway to establish
the source of this disorder/imbalance but it is thought to arise from
the crisp packet being subjected to disordered activity, such as being
squashed in a disordered manner into a pocket through a disordered act
of an imbalanced person.
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ThePsyko
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:42 pm
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On 11 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called sci.psychology.psychotherapy
and heard John Jones cry out in news:1168520896.281656.59570
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Quote:
People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
the areas of contact between each crisp, and by establishing the
seismic stability and weight of each crisp I can calculate the
triangulation of forces that establish the stability of each crisp
relative to its position among other crisps within the crisp bag. I can
establish a relationship between the occurrence of fragmentation to
storage conditions and manufacturing process.

Imbalance and Disorder:
If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and storage
conditions, are found not to conform to the observed crisps, then it
must mean either that the crisp packet is disordered or that certain
crisps have an imbalance. Research is currently underway to establish
the source of this disorder/imbalance but it is thought to arise from
the crisp packet being subjected to disordered activity, such as being
squashed in a disordered manner into a pocket through a disordered act
of an imbalanced person.



One think you're missing is there is no interaction between the crisps,
while the brain neurons are constantly firing. A bag of crisps, when
left untouched, remains a static object. Not so the human brain.

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
John Jones
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:33 pm
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 4263
ThePsyko wrote:

Quote:
On 11 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called sci.psychology.psychotherapy
and heard John Jones cry out in news:1168520896.281656.59570
@i39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
the areas of contact between each crisp, and by establishing the
seismic stability and weight of each crisp I can calculate the
triangulation of forces that establish the stability of each crisp
relative to its position among other crisps within the crisp bag. I can
establish a relationship between the occurrence of fragmentation to
storage conditions and manufacturing process.

Imbalance and Disorder:
If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and storage
conditions, are found not to conform to the observed crisps, then it
must mean either that the crisp packet is disordered or that certain
crisps have an imbalance. Research is currently underway to establish
the source of this disorder/imbalance but it is thought to arise from
the crisp packet being subjected to disordered activity, such as being
squashed in a disordered manner into a pocket through a disordered act
of an imbalanced person.



One think you're missing is there is no interaction between the crisps,
while the brain neurons are constantly firing. A bag of crisps, when
left untouched, remains a static object. Not so the human brain.

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

Autonomic Crisp Evolution (ACE) occurs at a much greater pace than
brain activity especially if the crisp bag is semi-permeable.

Now that we are beginning to understand crisp disorder is partly caused
by bag factors and individual crisp imbalance by dysfunctionalities in
the post-sale period we can at last say that we have a handle on crisp
diseases.
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Card XII
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:16 pm
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"ThePsyko" <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
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Quote:
On 11 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called sci.psychology.psychotherapy
and heard John Jones cry out in news:1168520896.281656.59570
@i39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
the areas of contact between each crisp, and by establishing the
seismic stability and weight of each crisp I can calculate the
triangulation of forces that establish the stability of each crisp
relative to its position among other crisps within the crisp bag. I can
establish a relationship between the occurrence of fragmentation to
storage conditions and manufacturing process.

Imbalance and Disorder:
If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and storage
conditions, are found not to conform to the observed crisps, then it
must mean either that the crisp packet is disordered or that certain
crisps have an imbalance. Research is currently underway to establish
the source of this disorder/imbalance but it is thought to arise from
the crisp packet being subjected to disordered activity, such as being
squashed in a disordered manner into a pocket through a disordered act
of an imbalanced person.



One think you're missing is there is no interaction between the crisps,
while the brain neurons are constantly firing. A bag of crisps, when
left untouched, remains a static object. Not so the human brain.

Except for JJ's brain. Neither of his neurons fire regularly, much less
constantly.

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Dr. Wee Hung Lo
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:39 am
Guest
"John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> wrote in message
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: People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance"
and
: "complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here
is
: a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:
:

Then why not address the issues with those people?

: Complexity:
: A bag of crisps is complex.
Hardly, they are potato's, or bacon, or corn, whatever. They are only
complex to the person who on LSD contemplates their complexity.


: Imbalance and Disorder:
: If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and storage
: conditions,

What a boob! Imbalance brings order, not disorder. The light ones stay
at the top, the heavier ones drop to the bottom, and the broken ones
chips fills the cracks and cushions the other. It is the natural order
of things.

Now, if I were to munch on these things while contemplating the issues I
find the problems simply disappear.

A day later after the mind contemplates and the body resolves all the
residual issues and further simplifies the matter we get to the real
crux of your understanding and the final solution. The conclusion? It's
sh*t.
Dr. Wee Hung Lo
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:19 pm
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"John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> wrote in message
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:
: Dr. Wee Hung Lo wrote:
:
: > "John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> wrote in message
: > news:1168520896.281656.59570@i39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
: > : People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder",
"imbalance"
: > and
: > : "complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions.
Here
: > is
: > : a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:
: > :
: >
: > Then why not address the issues with those people?
: >
: > : Complexity:
: > : A bag of crisps is complex.
: > Hardly, they are potato's, or bacon, or corn, whatever. They are
only
: > complex to the person who on LSD contemplates their complexity.
: >
: >
: > : Imbalance and Disorder:
: > : If any results from crisp balance, or fragmentation data and
storage
: > : conditions,
: >
: > What a boob! Imbalance brings order, not disorder. The light ones
stay
: > at the top, the heavier ones drop to the bottom, and the broken ones
: > chips fills the cracks and cushions the other. It is the natural
order
: > of things.
: >
: > Now, if I were to munch on these things while contemplating the
issues I
: > find the problems simply disappear.
: >
: > A day later after the mind contemplates and the body resolves all
the
: > residual issues and further simplifies the matter we get to the real
: > crux of your understanding and the final solution. The conclusion?
It's
: > sh*t.
:
: Crisp imbalance is at a minimum when the ideal entropy state of the
: in-situ crisps mapped to fragmentation data is in a non-variance state
: throughout the Crisp Space.
:

There is no such thing as "Crisp Space", sadly your point has
deteriorated to what was stipulated above.
Socky the Puppet
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:02 pm
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On 12 Jan 2007 11:30:37 -0800, "John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com>
proclaimed to the world:

Quote:
Crisp imbalance is at a minimum when the ideal entropy state of the
in-situ crisps mapped to fragmentation data is in a non-variance state
throughout the Crisp Space.

Or just Crispy Cream for short. I don't mean to be such a donut, I
just can't help myself.
card xii
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:12 pm
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"John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> wrote in message
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Quote:
People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
....


Sorry, but you repeat yourself. And it was stupid and irrelevant the other
times.

Burn your modem, kook. And suck an egg!

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John Jones
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:31 am
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 4263
Dr. Wee Hung Lo wrote:

Quote:
There is no such thing as "Crisp Space", sadly your point has
deteriorated to what was stipulated above.

Dysfunctional crisp behaviour has been shown to be caused by a chemical
imbalance. This is when the interstitial CRISP SPACE is composed of
damaged hydro-vacuoles which lead to latent disposition to increased
adsorption via hydro-intake. The other imbalance is caused by
micro-fissures in the poly-alkane CRISP BAG caused by chemical
disorders in the poly-alkane manufacturing process.

Disorders and Imbalances are also mooted to be the cause of autism.
Recent work on punctured car-tyres also show that disorders and
imbalances are at work. Disordered car tyres can lead to
dysfunctionalities in tyre wear.
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John Jones
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:36 am
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 4263
Socky the Puppet wrote:

Quote:
. I don't mean to be such a donut, I
just can't help myself.

There are two possibilities here. Either you have disordered doughnuts
in your pantry, or your concept of a 'donut' is a dysfunctional state
of the concept doughnut. In either case, it shows an imbalance in your
doughnut creating brain imagery. With the right diagnosis you can be
saved.
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John Jones
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:41 am
Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 4263
card xii wrote:

Quote:
"John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1168520896.281656.59570@i39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
People have often asked me what is meant by "disorder", "imbalance" and
"complexity" as they relate to the brain and mental conditions. Here is
a simple example that should clarify the meaing of these words:

Complexity:
A bag of crisps is complex. I can make a multitude of measurements of
...

Sorry, but you repeat yourself. And it was stupid and irrelevant the other
times.

Burn your modem, kook. And suck an egg!

card xii

Imbalance of crisps is imbalance of autism. Disorder of crisps is the
disorder of autism.
Another example - these words are disordered, they are dysfunctional -
adrress, eticette, dyfsunctonal, serutownin. Got it?
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Socky the Puppet
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:34 am
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On 14 Jan 2007 04:41:37 -0800, "John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com>
proclaimed to the world:

Quote:
serutownin

An Indian village?
marcia
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:12 pm
Guest
Socky the Puppet wrote:
Quote:
On 14 Jan 2007 04:41:37 -0800, "John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com
proclaimed to the world:

serutownin

An Indian village?

adrress, eticette, dyfsunctonal, serutownin. Got it?

Word salad. What kind of dressing would you like?
Socky the Puppet
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:06 pm
Guest
On 14 Jan 2007 09:12:25 -0800, "marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com>
proclaimed to the world:

Quote:

Socky the Puppet wrote:
On 14 Jan 2007 04:41:37 -0800, "John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com
proclaimed to the world:

serutownin

An Indian village?

adrress, eticette, dyfsunctonal, serutownin. Got it?

Word salad. What kind of dressing would you like?

Something with nuts in it.
card xii
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:07 pm
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"John Jones" <jonescardiff@aol.com> bleated in message
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....

You really are not worth a crap. Time for a plonk.

PLONK!!

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