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| Tim Bruening |
 Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:10 am |
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North Korea just tested a nuclear bomb! Bye bye Nuclear
Nonproliferation Treaty! Everyone is furious at North Korea, and there
are fears that everyone near North Korea (Japan, South Korea, Thailand,
Vietnam) will go nuclear too.
The U.S. is saying that it won't tolerate a nuclear North Korea. How
does the U.S. intend to stop North Korea from having nuclear weapons?
Is a U.S. war against North Korea in the near future (I can't see any
way short of war to force North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons)?
If so, President Bush will have to reinstate the draft so as to insure
that the U.S. has enough soldiers to wage war against north Korea,
pacify Iraq and Afghanistan, and invade Iran! How many soldiers would
we need for all that?
Does the U.S. plan to get China to invade North Korea? If so, what will
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| Tim Bruening |
| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:16 am |
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On Monday North Korean time, North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons test.
This is quite alarming to the U.S., given the nature of the North Korea
government. I believe that the U.S. will have to conquer North Korea to
keep it from developing a nuclear arsenal capable of threatening the U.S.
Any suggestions on how to do so? |
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| Tim Bruening |
| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:22 am |
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Ideas on how to neutralize North Korea:
I: The U.S. and China invade North Korea from both directions, and
divide North Korea in half. China would be the proud ruler of the new
state of North North Korea, and the U.S. would rule South North Korea.
II: The U.S. fires a nuclear missle at the North Korean capitol, and
plants evidence framing Al-Qaida.
III: The U.S. floods the North Korean capitol with sleeping gas so that
it can take over without a fight. |
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| Tux Wonder-Dog |
| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:19 am |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
Quote: On Monday North Korean time, North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons test.
This is quite alarming to the U.S., given the nature of the North Korea
government. I believe that the U.S. will have to conquer North Korea to
keep it from developing a nuclear arsenal capable of threatening the U.S.
Any suggestions on how to do so?
Offer them the services of FEMA. No indeed, require them to accept the
services of FEMA. Take it to the UN Security Council, that the North
Korean government should accept the services of FEMA. After all, look what
they managed to do to New Orleans, and they hadn't even invaded!
Or if one really wants to up the ante, make the UN Security Council require
North Korea to accept the services of the US Homeland Security Dept.
It isn't mass murder if everyone in North Korea commits suicide from sheer
despair.
--
"Good, late in to more rewarding well." "Well, you tonight. And I was
lookintelligent woman of Ming home. I trust you with a tender silence." I
get a word into my hands, a different and unbelike, probably - 'she
fortunate fat woman', wrong word. I think to me, I justupid.
Let not emacs meta-X dissociate-press write your romantic dialogs...!!!
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| Tux Wonder-Dog |
| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:29 am |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
Quote: Ideas on how to neutralize North Korea:
I: The U.S. and China invade North Korea from both directions, and
divide North Korea in half. China would be the proud ruler of the new
state of North North Korea, and the U.S. would rule South North Korea.
II: The U.S. fires a nuclear missle at the North Korean capitol, and
plants evidence framing Al-Qaida.
III: The U.S. floods the North Korean capitol with sleeping gas so that
it can take over without a fight.
IV: The US floods Pyongyang with laughing gas during one of the Great
Leader's speeches, and the Great Leader loses face. Then we might also
have North Korea flood Washington D.C. with laughing gas in retaliation,
and we'd all win!
--
"Good, late in to more rewarding well." "Well, you tonight. And I was
lookintelligent woman of Ming home. I trust you with a tender silence." I
get a word into my hands, a different and unbelike, probably - 'she
fortunate fat woman', wrong word. I think to me, I justupid.
Let not emacs meta-X dissociate-press write your romantic dialogs...!!!
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notcatweazle.wordpress.com - Some unmagical musings |
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| Tim Bruening |
| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:32 am |
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Tux Wonder-Dog wrote:
Quote: Tim Bruening wrote:
On Monday North Korean time, North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons test.
This is quite alarming to the U.S., given the nature of the North Korea
government. I believe that the U.S. will have to conquer North Korea to
keep it from developing a nuclear arsenal capable of threatening the U.S.
Any suggestions on how to do so?
Offer them the services of FEMA. No indeed, require them to accept the
services of FEMA. Take it to the UN Security Council, that the North
Korean government should accept the services of FEMA. After all, look what
they managed to do to New Orleans, and they hadn't even invaded!
Or if one really wants to up the ante, make the UN Security Council require
North Korea to accept the services of the US Homeland Security Dept.
It isn't mass murder if everyone in North Korea commits suicide from sheer
despair.
But how would we force North Korea to accept FEMA or HSD without invading
them? |
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| Mike Schilling |
| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:04 pm |
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4530D8F0.544F79FB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Quote:
Tux Wonder-Dog wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
On Monday North Korean time, North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons
test.
This is quite alarming to the U.S., given the nature of the North Korea
government. I believe that the U.S. will have to conquer North Korea
to
keep it from developing a nuclear arsenal capable of threatening the
U.S.
Any suggestions on how to do so?
Offer them the services of FEMA. No indeed, require them to accept the
services of FEMA. Take it to the UN Security Council, that the North
Korean government should accept the services of FEMA. After all, look
what
they managed to do to New Orleans, and they hadn't even invaded!
Or if one really wants to up the ante, make the UN Security Council
require
North Korea to accept the services of the US Homeland Security Dept.
It isn't mass murder if everyone in North Korea commits suicide from
sheer
despair.
But how would we force North Korea to accept FEMA or HSD without invading
them?
Forbid them from using FEMA and HSD. Make it clear that we only allow
countries we approve of to use them, and that North Korea's acceptance of
their services would be a major humiliation for the US. |
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| Tux Wonder-Dog |
| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:19 am |
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Mike Schilling wrote:
Quote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4530D8F0.544F79FB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Tux Wonder-Dog wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
On Monday North Korean time, North Korea conducted a nuclear weapons
test.
This is quite alarming to the U.S., given the nature of the North
Korea
government. I believe that the U.S. will have to conquer North Korea
to
keep it from developing a nuclear arsenal capable of threatening the
U.S.
Any suggestions on how to do so?
Offer them the services of FEMA. No indeed, require them to accept the
services of FEMA. Take it to the UN Security Council, that the North
Korean government should accept the services of FEMA. After all, look
what
they managed to do to New Orleans, and they hadn't even invaded!
Or if one really wants to up the ante, make the UN Security Council
require
North Korea to accept the services of the US Homeland Security Dept.
It isn't mass murder if everyone in North Korea commits suicide from
sheer
despair.
But how would we force North Korea to accept FEMA or HSD without invading
them?
Forbid them from using FEMA and HSD. Make it clear that we only allow
countries we approve of to use them, and that North Korea's acceptance of
their services would be a major humiliation for the US.
Start an ad campaign -
(for the females)
Five minutes of FEMA per day and a whole hour of HSD and you too can have a
body like Linda Lovelace or Marilyn Chambers!
(for the males)
Five minutes of FEMA per day and a whole hour of HSD and you too can have
both Linda Lovelace and Marilyn Chambers!
You need to create a consumer demand for it. Marketing 101.
--
"Good, late in to more rewarding well." "Well, you tonight. And I was
lookintelligent woman of Ming home. I trust you with a tender silence." I
get a word into my hands, a different and unbelike, probably - 'she
fortunate fat woman', wrong word. I think to me, I justupid.
Let not emacs meta-X dissociate-press write your romantic dialogs...!!!
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