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Shana
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 6:59 am
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Those insensitive Engineers!

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of
golfers.
ENGINEER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!
DOCTOR: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.
PRIEST: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow aren't
they?
GEORGE: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their
sight while saving our
club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!
(silence)
PRIEST: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them
tonight.
DOCTOR: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything
he can do for them.
ENGINEER: Why can't these guys play at night?
 
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