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| Bluesky |
 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:33 pm |
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Quickest way to success in life.
If you have secondary education and an IQ of 80 plus then read the following
article below, on how to achieve success in your present job while at the
same time helping yourself find Dream Job that gives you maximum
satisfaction, respect, power and possibility of fame, all this in minimum of
time.
You must possess one or more of the following three natural qualities;
1.Luck
2.Beauty
3 the Gift of Gab
But if you are unlucky and do not have any of the above qualities, then
don't give up there is another way to success which involves manipulate your
zodiac group, this is your last hope and should definitely work without fail
and you will succeed! ;)
Just remember this and never forget: 'If you have both Money and Power, then
the
world is your oyster'
With money you can buy all those things that can be bought, but if that dose
not satisfy you then you must seek power.
With power you can get all those things that money can't buy, as you are
able to threaten your foe that you will obliterate them if they do not bow
to your wishes, and you will observe how quickly they will come to respect
you.
At this stage I assume you have a clean slate, in other words Government
surveillance agencies & Mafia groups
will not place obstacles in your path to success on individuality bases.
OK, here are the fast sets of instruction, read through them and select
those that match your present situation. Good Luck!
1- Luck- If you think that luck is on your side then use it, buy lottery
tickets, take safe gambles and reap benefits as world becomes your oyster.
But you may need to learn skills on how to hold on to what you gather.
2- Beauty and the Gift of the gab- verbal communication skills, -
You are a born winner if you possess natural beauty and Gift of gab, world
is your oyster, use both of these talents to get ahead, learn to manipulate
your Bosses and people around you. You can only succeed if you push those
people out of your way who block your path, get rid of them. But remember
you need to learn to be tough fighter, and a bully, enrol your self for
courses on 'How to be tough fighter and a Bully', just remember Gift of gab
or being pretty wont work on its own, tough people will shove you out of the
way and walk all over you! But if you are Tough and wont back down, then you
should soon succeed and become the next world leader. May the powers of
Lucifer be with you. GOOD LUCK!
But if you only possess physical beauty, then you are definitely born to
succeed, but you will need to learn few skills to safeguard yourself against
all those people who want you every bit. Ugly people will risk
everything in life to acquire what you naturally possess. Just remember
humans adore beauty! So, to get ahead use your beauty to manipulate those
ugly people, there is no need to feel guilty, because remember if you were
ugly then somebody else would have cashed on your misfortunate and left you
in your little world. But first you must learn skills on how not to get
conned, otherwise you will lose your pants get
humiliated and quickly age and then lose all your precious beauty. If you
are stuck in a job where there are few other people who are much prettier
then yourself, and you have no chance of promotion, then it is time to move
on, you should seek work in areas where you are the only good looking among
the ugliest, your Bosses will adore you, manipulate them quickly to get
ahead
before some other .... pretty face walks in and you end up looking for new
job.
3- But if you don't have beauty (uhmm), but possess (possessed?) 'The Gift
of
the Gab', i.e. you are able to utter precise magical words at the right
moment in time and slice the foe in half as you hit the spot, and are also
able to
win people over by what you say and how you say it and when you say .. You
are halfway there on your way to success. But you got to be tough fighter,
being bully and aggressor will help too, you may be able to capture others
attention or shock people by what you said, but it is not worth it if you
cant stand your ground, do not start to feel guilty or sorry for what you
said, because other wont feel sorry for you, if they had done that then i'm
sure we all be living happy ever after, no bad feelings. It is tough world,
just remember 'Survival of the fittest' rule holds. For not being physically
attractive, you will need a pretty rep as a bait, to get close to the target
within talking distance to take control of the situation, and then turn it
to your advantage. Just remember all famous politicians/Con-artists are
pretty ugly too, it is all do with telling lies and hiding the truth by
using facial contortions!
4. Use your zodiac group to get ahead- If you reckon you are very unlucky,
and you aren't pretty, and haven't got 'The Gift of Gab', in this case you
still have a chance of living with bare minimum dignity and respect, and
this is how you should do it.
It is well known fact within the Astrological society that all living beings
tend to be kinder to their own Zodiac group. There are two main Zodiac
Groups, and all zodiac sign can be put into just these two groups as
follows, all true water sign and earth sign form one group, and they are
much kinder to each other within the group, but they hate Air and Fire sign,
total communication failure, and will bring um down one way or the other.
And Air and Fire sign form the other group and feelings are mutual. No
wonder there is so much hurt and hate in the world, all supposedly due to
lack of love and mutual respect between these two opposing groups. Further
analysis of these group has shown that there is mutual parapsychology at
play, zodiacs within the group are able to send telepathic messages to each
other, and able to read each other facial expression with ease without
uttering a word. So, if people within the group can read each others mind,
no wonder they stick together as they are able to communicate better with
each other, while they may find difficult to communicate with members of the
other group, and this lack of essence for communication among two groups can
get quite demanding when they find they have nothing in common at deeper
conscious
level, apart from superficial things like money, work, admiring beauty and
just another gesture of being work colleague! For example Capricorn will
work hard to gain power, while Taurus will like to possess any thing that
represent power, so, Taurus worship Capricorn, similarly Scorpio loves to
hear secrets, where as affection loving Piscean gains other Zodiac peoples
trust and secrets, and as soon Piscean start to get drown within their own
sorrow they will go and tell all those secrets to Scorpio, while Cancers
prefer company of father figures (usually older/learned Scorpio or Piscean)
who can protect them from that big bad world out there. Promotional success
rate is quite high for staff who are lucky enough to work within their own
zodiac group, as manipulation of other members of the group is easy and
accepted without qualm.
So, if you think that your job sucks bad, then it is about time that you had
a closer look at the zodiac signs of your work colleagues' , and you will be
shocked to find that laws of nature has turned them against you. Caution!
You must keep in mind that although people may be born under one zodiac sign
but position of Mercury and Venus at the time of their birth can make them
behave like zodiac form adjacent sign (cusp factor). If you reckon that the
reason you cannot get on with your work colleague because they are from
different planet or vice versa, then it is about time that you moved to new
work area where majority of your colleagues belong to your own zodiac group and
are friendly, and will understand you better. |
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