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St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:44 pm
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Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

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~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
polymer...
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:25 pm
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On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:44:36 -0400, St. Jackanapes wrote:

[quote:0c616f697a]Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic? There is
no prize or award, but I will credit you for your caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
[/quote:0c616f697a]
I don't have a caption, but -- nice job.
 
Meteorite Debris...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:13 am
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Last time that great scribe St. Jackanapes <webmaster at (no spam) jackanapes.ws>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...

[quote:a4f8d98ddd]
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
[/quote:a4f8d98ddd]
I don't know. Rebelling against the father a la Greek goods style.

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Mike Painter...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:52 am
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
[quote:5ec85eae67]Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
[/quote:5ec85eae67]
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
 
Sanity's Little Helper...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:33 pm
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It is an ancient "St. Jackanapes" <webmaster at (no spam) jackanapes.ws>, and he
posteth:

[quote:32868d1640]Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
[/quote:32868d1640]
"Ok, I've said my prayers, I've taken my vitamins... Now, what?"

--
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Defender of Civilisation
Muslims, at least, are 66.67% right: There is no God.

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St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:13 pm
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...

[quote:bd7607be40]
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
[/quote:bd7607be40]
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?

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http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:13 pm
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, polymer wrote...

[quote:c5650d26be]
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:44:36 -0400, St. Jackanapes wrote:

Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic? There is
no prize or award, but I will credit you for your caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

I don't have a caption, but -- nice job.
[/quote:c5650d26be]
Thanks!

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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
Smiler...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:16 pm
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"St. Jackanapes" <webmaster at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:MPG.249cf8bc4911555c9896bd at (no spam) news.alt.net...
[quote:9ec9b324d1]
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

[/quote:9ec9b324d1]

Thank Medicine for steriods.

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All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
 
DCinON...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:38 pm
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After a long day on the golf course the best I can come up with is
"I'm no Chuck Norris but I'll get the job done"


Doug
 
Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:55 pm
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St. Jackanapes <webmaster at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote in
news:MPG.249cf8bc4911555c9896bd at (no spam) news.alt.net:

[quote:f06d9bcce8]
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

[/quote:f06d9bcce8]
"HULK SMAAAAASH!"

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St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:07 pm
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...

[quote:c01685d2ed]
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
[/quote:c01685d2ed]
How about this caption?

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg

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http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
...
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:42 pm
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On Jun 13, 9:07 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
[quote:86aa7a5b30]In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...



Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

How about this caption?

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
[/quote:86aa7a5b30]
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
 
St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:56 am
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, panamfloyd at (no spam) hotmail.com wrote...

[quote:7c921e8ac2]
On Jun 13, 9:07 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...



Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

How about this caption?

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg

I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
[/quote:7c921e8ac2]
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
perfect. Here's that image:

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg

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A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
Smiler...
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:36 pm
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
[quote:ef0c668e6e]In alt.flame.jesus.christ, panamfloyd at (no spam) hotmail.com wrote...


On Jun 13, 9:07 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...



Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg

How about this caption?

http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg

I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"

I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
perfect. Here's that image:

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
[/quote:ef0c668e6e]
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one. <shrug>
I'd certainly like to see more of these caption competitions, if you can
come up with the 'blanks'.

--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
 
St. Jackanapes...
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:16 pm
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Robibnikoff wrote...

[CROPPAGE]

[quote:a62ac28714]HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....

It looks right at home on this body...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg

Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?

Hhhhelp meeeeeeee! Heeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Too obvious? Smile
[/quote:a62ac28714]
No, not really. I think some sort of combination of yours and Smiler's
may be in order. What do you guys think?

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A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
 
 
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