My friends, it has been a bad year. My van broke down. Several friends
have
left me. I was in love, but it didn't work out. The trailer needed
repairs.
My computer finally failed, after so many years of use. The credit card
people are calling me, all hours of the day. It's getting hard to answer
the
phone, they are so persistent. My inflamed colon has been getting worse,
and
the doctors say I have to go on a rice and broth diet, no more American
food. My home teachers havn't been over here, in ages. Even my close
friends
don't have time for me any more. A long term depression isn't responding
to therapy, or strong psychiatric chemicals. I'm really at my wits end.

Anyhow, I've decided that a change of lifestyle is in order. I'm going to
sell all that I own, and join a monestary in Tibet. As that part of the
world has no cell phone service, and no internet. I will miss it for a
while. But, there are over 5,000 monks there. I'll have to learn a new
language, of course. Shave my head (not that will be much change). They
allow telephone calls and letters one day of the year.

My mailing lists, well, I'll have to find someone else to moderate and
take
over the lists. The link below will give you the web page for the
monestary.
(How out of place; a monestary with a web page! The web page was, of
course,
not set up by the monestary.) I have no ill will, or hard feelings to
anyone. Just can't take it any more.

http://tinyurl.com/yqp2x9


--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

Is it possible you have Ulcerative Colitis or Crohns illness.
An inflamed colon could be a symtom of those illnesses. Also depression
could be part of those illnesses. If you think there is a possibility the
physical symptoms are part of those illnesses, please respond, and I will
tell you what may help you by knowing the cause of the illness.
Gail Michael
"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:47f2ba8e$0$1099$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
My friends, it has been a bad year. My van broke down. Several friends
have
left me. I was in love, but it didn't work out. The trailer needed
repairs.
My computer finally failed, after so many years of use. The credit card
people are calling me, all hours of the day. It's getting hard to answer
the
phone, they are so persistent. My inflamed colon has been getting worse,
and
the doctors say I have to go on a rice and broth diet, no more American
food. My home teachers havn't been over here, in ages. Even my close
friends
don't have time for me any more. A long term depression isn't responding
to therapy, or strong psychiatric chemicals. I'm really at my wits end.

Anyhow, I've decided that a change of lifestyle is in order. I'm going to
sell all that I own, and join a monestary in Tibet. As that part of the
world has no cell phone service, and no internet. I will miss it for a
while. But, there are over 5,000 monks there. I'll have to learn a new
language, of course. Shave my head (not that will be much change). They
allow telephone calls and letters one day of the year.

My mailing lists, well, I'll have to find someone else to moderate and
take
over the lists. The link below will give you the web page for the
monestary.
(How out of place; a monestary with a web page! The web page was, of
course,
not set up by the monestary.) I have no ill will, or hard feelings to
anyone. Just can't take it any more.

http://tinyurl.com/yqp2x9


--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

You are now an official April Fool.
Or perhaps you are just a plain ol' fool.

Next time check the link.

Newbie@bix.nex wrote:
You are now an official April Fool.
Or perhaps you are just a plain ol' fool.

Next time check the link.



Every April 1, my wife waits for me to get to work, start figuring
out the morning appts., and then the phone rings. This time I had
marked off the afternoon appointments to go watch my son play
baseball (senior year of college). Wife says that my son just called
and the games are cancelled. Looks like you took off the afternoon
for nothing.

Then comes the 'April Fool!'. At least I get warned to look out for
the next one of the day.

www.parkathletics.com/news/cat_index_44.shtml

D

Soon enough, our Virgin Atlantic [oops, Virgin America]

Webby (please forgive any typos; no time to proof read this time)

Somewhere in there, I kept expecting an loud "April Fool!" ... But alas,
it was just another day.

Home sweet home. :-)

Webby (please forgive any typos; no time to proof read this time)

Sheesh. I made a lot of typos!!! Kind of embarrassing... ;-)

Webby

Somewhere in there, I kept expecting an loud "April Fool!" ... But alas,
it was just another day.

Home sweet home. :-)

Webby (please forgive any typos; no time to proof read this time)

You are now an official April Fool.
Or perhaps you are just a plain ol' fool.

Next time check the link.

If you say so, it must be

Newbie@bix.nex> wrote in message
news:5bs5v3d8l4s8h3nt23t46bggcn4b2ucped@4ax.com...

You are now an official April Fool.
Or perhaps you are just a plain ol' fool.

Next time check the link.

If you say so, it must be

Next time check the "link" I hate to admit, what link are you referring
to. He was speaking of his ills also, and thought maybe they indicated
crohns illness.
Gail

"A one track mind is a terrible thing to have"

Not if the one track is on track.

Hopeless, huh?

Pretty near.

Gail



Goodbye.

On Thu, 3 Apr 2008 23:58:09 -0500, "news.chi.sbcglobal.net"
kureforcrohns@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

"A one track mind is a terrible thing to have"

Not if the one track is on track.

But it's not, you have
"a wheel in the ditch, and a wheel on the track."

Hopeless, huh?

Pretty near.

Gail



Goodbye.