She also said I was a bat with a specialised mouth for sending out beeps and
special ears to pick it up.

I have seen a pcture someone took of me, it is quite repulsive as I have
been living here for 65 years and get mixed up with my four arms.

I have frilly antenna coming out of my eyes which I can furl into their
socket and I smooth and clean them with my hands ocassionally. They are
primary vision I don't always have my eyes switched on, only when I want to
see.

When I tried on glasses in the shop they did nothing for me and I could see
the frame.

I once caught my antenna in a door, it really hurt and one person (a
"freind" pulled out one of my antenna, I can still feel the pain. I did grow
a new one but I was sick for a month.

I suppose my system manager will have me in my own form more often as he
prepares me to go home to my ship.

sa la vie."Abonito" <anonym...@noserver.com> wrote in message

news:F2ebj.37207$036.32062@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...



Hello

I did not know of our relationship with Hitler or that mum had been to
mars or that I was born on Mars.

I'll tell you a joke, I went into an opticians but my system manager
played a joke and when I asked to be fitted with new glasses the assistant
said "we don't do glasses for those eyes" you see I had been changed into
my alien form with compound eyes like an insect, a trunk, four arms with
talons and two legs with talons.
Only yesterday I went to a garage to buy a snack and tea and I conversed
with an Indian lady I did not know. As we spoke she laughed and said
"you've got compound eyes and a trunk" I must have been changed again
unknown to me so I paid for my snack and tea and went back to my car and
changed back.
Indians do it school you know! (Learn about people who change into things)
I noticed as I queued up to pay she came to get a better look her eyes
dancing with joy. You see Vishnu the Indian "god" was like that so she was
pleased to see me and had always expected too. My little indian friend I
knew in 1977 or so knew about it and told me that I "was like Vishnu".
Another Indian woman I worked with said that I was "a little weather god"
because she thought I made the sun shine.
I made the sun shine once when I was at houstead fortress along the Roman
Hadrians wall because it was so dull and raining and I wanted the sun to
come out so I used a microwave beam to punch a hole in the cloud about 10
miles wide, the weather sattelite picked it up and it was on the news.
I don't usually control the weather it is uneconomic (expensive)
I suppose you cannot help disliking me. I sometimes change into the person
I was before my face was butchered, I was known as "angel face" before the
assault now I am "scar face".
I'm an extra-terrestrial sentient person from 6000 light years. I took
over the body of a new born baby in order to study the human race.
You are very much like us, technically advanced but culturally backward. I
will die here and the computer on board the star ship that controls me (it
is me) will cease exchanging radio signals with my failed body and my
alien form will be activated on my ship where I am joint commander. My
ship orbits Jupiter, it is still there.
As you know I can be maimed and disabled.
I would like to be friends but we are so culturally dissimilar that this
is difficult; others have found it easier to become friends. When I saved
***** from drowning I did have to change into another form with a space
suit against the cold and wet and used a flying disc.
She saw both when I brought her too the surface of the ice covered lake of
Queen's Mere on Wimbledon common close to the University where she was a
student and I was an ICT technician. She was 21 at the time and already
had a degree in France. She was born in and lived in a hill farm in the
French Pyrenees and went to school in Etienne, went to a Swiss finishing
school, then graduated at a French University she came to Kingston to
study astronaughtics as she wanted to be an astronaughts like a lot of
our students, she graduated 1st class honours and went on to a masters and
later a doctorate after a period of working in Bristol where she lived for
a while, she married *****, a fellow student, grandson of the founder of
the modern state of Israel who is a major in the Israeli air force and an
American astronaught. She left hospital undamaged and returned to her
husband after being sheltered by the scientologists then lived in hiding
in the farm in the Ashdown forest. I found she was the richest woman in
the world when I met up with her at a scientology reunion last summer
where she wore a £2 million necklace for the dance. They left for America
where they have a ranch from Black bush airport where they bought a new
Lear Jet on the runway and they flew it to Huston with some other
refugees. He piloted the Endeavour Shuttle recently and she was specialist
crew when they resupplied the international space station and did some
upgrades.
I was called up in 1960 and served in 1962 in the military and took part
in the Indo-China war. I was the bomb aimer for 24 battle field nukes (20
KT each) we used against Chinese soldiers and 6 Polaris tubes (1 MT each)
where I was the right hand trigger man on our Polaris sub controller that
we dropped on China (sorry China).
I have heard that the North of England has suffered massive damage when
Birmingham was hit by a comet from outer space. It is possible that some
of Bin's atom bombs planted in cities all over Britain had gone off
because it was about the same time, I defused 6 Islamic nukes in London, a
Korean Nuke and a Chinese Nuke on Waterloo station last year and a hand
grenade thrown into the Wimpy bar in Morden where I was having tea.
That is what being an alien means.

http://www.myphilosophy.eu

Hello

I did not know of our relationship with Hitler or that mum had been to
mars or that I was born on Mars.

I'll tell you a joke, I went into an opticians but my system manager
played a joke and when I asked to be fitted with new glasses the assistant
said "we don't do glasses for those eyes" you see I had been changed into
my alien form with compound eyes like an insect, a trunk, four arms with
talons and two legs with talons.
Only yesterday I went to a garage to buy a snack and tea and I conversed
with an Indian lady I did not know. As we spoke she laughed and said
"you've got compound eyes and a trunk" I must have been changed again
unknown to me so I paid for my snack and tea and went back to my car and
changed back.
Indians do it school you know! (Learn about people who change into things)
I noticed as I queued up to pay she came to get a better look her eyes
dancing with joy. You see Vishnu the Indian "god" was like that so she was
pleased to see me and had always expected too. My little indian friend I
knew in 1977 or so knew about it and told me that I "was like Vishnu".
Another Indian woman I worked with said that I was "a little weather god"
because she thought I made the sun shine.
I made the sun shine once when I was at houstead fortress along the Roman
Hadrians wall because it was so dull and raining and I wanted the sun to
come out so I used a microwave beam to punch a hole in the cloud about 10
miles wide, the weather sattelite picked it up and it was on the news.
I don't usually control the weather it is uneconomic (expensive)
I suppose you cannot help disliking me. I sometimes change into the person
I was before my face was butchered, I was known as "angel face" before the
assault now I am "scar face".
I'm an extra-terrestrial sentient person from 6000 light years. I took
over the body of a new born baby in order to study the human race.
You are very much like us, technically advanced but culturally backward. I
will die here and the computer on board the star ship that controls me (it
is me) will cease exchanging radio signals with my failed body and my
alien form will be activated on my ship where I am joint commander. My
ship orbits Jupiter, it is still there.
As you know I can be maimed and disabled.
I would like to be friends but we are so culturally dissimilar that this
is difficult; others have found it easier to become friends. When I saved
***** from drowning I did have to change into another form with a space
suit against the cold and wet and used a flying disc.
She saw both when I brought her too the surface of the ice covered lake of
Queen's Mere on Wimbledon common close to the University where she was a
student and I was an ICT technician. She was 21 at the time and already
had a degree in France. She was born in and lived in a hill farm in the
French Pyrenees and went to school in Etienne, went to a Swiss finishing
school, then graduated at a French University she came to Kingston to
study astronaughtics as she wanted to be an astronaughts like a lot of
our students, she graduated 1st class honours and went on to a masters and
later a doctorate after a period of working in Bristol where she lived for
a while, she married *****, a fellow student, grandson of the founder of
the modern state of Israel who is a major in the Israeli air force and an
American astronaught. She left hospital undamaged and returned to her
husband after being sheltered by the scientologists then lived in hiding
in the farm in the Ashdown forest. I found she was the richest woman in
the world when I met up with her at a scientology reunion last summer
where she wore a £2 million necklace for the dance. They left for America
where they have a ranch from Black bush airport where they bought a new
Lear Jet on the runway and they flew it to Huston with some other
refugees. He piloted the Endeavour Shuttle recently and she was specialist
crew when they resupplied the international space station and did some
upgrades.
I was called up in 1960 and served in 1962 in the military and took part
in the Indo-China war. I was the bomb aimer for 24 battle field nukes (20
KT each) we used against Chinese soldiers and 6 Polaris tubes (1 MT each)
where I was the right hand trigger man on our Polaris sub controller that
we dropped on China (sorry China).
I have heard that the North of England has suffered massive damage when
Birmingham was hit by a comet from outer space. It is possible that some
of Bin's atom bombs planted in cities all over Britain had gone off
because it was about the same time, I defused 6 Islamic nukes in London, a
Korean Nuke and a Chinese Nuke on Waterloo station last year and a hand
grenade thrown into the Wimpy bar in Morden where I was having tea.
That is what being an alien means.



http://www.myphilosophy.eu

Hello

I did not know of our relationship with Hitler or that mum had been to
mars or that I was born on Mars.

I'll tell you a joke, I went into an opticians but my system manager
played a joke and when I asked to be fitted with new glasses the assistant
said "we don't do glasses for those eyes" you see I had been changed into
my alien form with compound eyes like an insect, a trunk, four arms with
talons and two legs with talons.
Only yesterday I went to a garage to buy a snack and tea and I conversed
with an Indian lady I did not know. As we spoke she laughed and said
"you've got compound eyes and a trunk" I must have been changed again
unknown to me so I paid for my snack and tea and went back to my car and
changed back.
Indians do it school you know! (Learn about people who change into things)
I noticed as I queued up to pay she came to get a better look her eyes
dancing with joy. You see Vishnu the Indian "god" was like that so she was
pleased to see me and had always expected too. My little indian friend I
knew in 1977 or so knew about it and told me that I "was like Vishnu".
Another Indian woman I worked with said that I was "a little weather god"
because she thought I made the sun shine.
I made the sun shine once when I was at houstead fortress along the Roman
Hadrians wall because it was so dull and raining and I wanted the sun to
come out so I used a microwave beam to punch a hole in the cloud about 10
miles wide, the weather sattelite picked it up and it was on the news.
I don't usually control the weather it is uneconomic (expensive)
I suppose you cannot help disliking me. I sometimes change into the person
I was before my face was butchered, I was known as "angel face" before the
assault now I am "scar face".
I'm an extra-terrestrial sentient person from 6000 light years. I took
over the body of a new born baby in order to study the human race.
You are very much like us, technically advanced but culturally backward. I
will die here and the computer on board the star ship that controls me (it
is me) will cease exchanging radio signals with my failed body and my
alien form will be activated on my ship where I am joint commander. My
ship orbits Jupiter, it is still there.
As you know I can be maimed and disabled.
I would like to be friends but we are so culturally dissimilar that this
is difficult; others have found it easier to become friends. When I saved
***** from drowning I did have to change into another form with a space
suit against the cold and wet and used a flying disc.
She saw both when I brought her too the surface of the ice covered lake of
Queen's Mere on Wimbledon common close to the University where she was a
student and I was an ICT technician. She was 21 at the time and already
had a degree in France. She was born in and lived in a hill farm in the
French Pyrenees and went to school in Etienne, went to a Swiss finishing
school, then graduated at a French University she came to Kingston to
study astronaughtics as she wanted to be an astronaughts like a lot of
our students, she graduated 1st class honours and went on to a masters and
later a doctorate after a period of working in Bristol where she lived for
a while, she married *****, a fellow student, grandson of the founder of
the modern state of Israel who is a major in the Israeli air force and an
American astronaught. She left hospital undamaged and returned to her
husband after being sheltered by the scientologists then lived in hiding
in the farm in the Ashdown forest. I found she was the richest woman in
the world when I met up with her at a scientology reunion last summer
where she wore a £2 million necklace for the dance. They left for America
where they have a ranch from Black bush airport where they bought a new
Lear Jet on the runway and they flew it to Huston with some other
refugees. He piloted the Endeavour Shuttle recently and she was specialist
crew when they resupplied the international space station and did some
upgrades.
I was called up in 1960 and served in 1962 in the military and took part
in the Indo-China war. I was the bomb aimer for 24 battle field nukes (20
KT each) we used against Chinese soldiers and 6 Polaris tubes (1 MT each)
where I was the right hand trigger man on our Polaris sub controller that
we dropped on China (sorry China).
I have heard that the North of England has suffered massive damage when
Birmingham was hit by a comet from outer space. It is possible that some
of Bin's atom bombs planted in cities all over Britain had gone off
because it was about the same time, I defused 6 Islamic nukes in London, a
Korean Nuke and a Chinese Nuke on Waterloo station last year and a hand
grenade thrown into the Wimpy bar in Morden where I was having tea.
That is what being an alien means.

She also said I was a bat with a specialised mouth for sending out beeps
and special ears to pick it up.

I have seen a pcture someone took of me, it is quite repulsive as I have
been living here for 65 years and get mixed up with my four arms.

I have frilly antenna coming out of my eyes which I can furl into their
socket and I smooth and clean them with my hands ocassionally. They are
primary vision I don't always have my eyes switched on, only when I want
to see.

When I tried on glasses in the shop they did nothing for me and I could
see the frame.

I once caught my antenna in a door, it really hurt and one person (a
"freind" pulled out one of my antenna, I can still feel the pain.

"donquijote1954" <nolionnoproblem@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bec50053-076f-41ca-a6cc-e5516f89436f@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
I know we shouldn't be profiling, but sometimes we can't escape its
temptations...

Republicans are Christians and drive an SUV with a bumper sticker that
says: "God Bless America," "We Support Our Troops," etc.

what WE'RE NOT ALIENS???



They tend to
be short and fat and want to be like Napoleon...

Of course, some Democrats are Christians too, just like some
Republicans may be Atheists too

I remember my grandfather used to get his SOSHAL because he was a resident
alien.


. Oh no, I don't think there's ever
been such a thing.

Were we not beneficiaries of the alien hershey's miniatures????


Atheists and humanists ride bikes and fuel efficient import cars. And
perhaps are vegetarian.


suspect it may be time to step up the bizarre spam attack

mk5000

"I don't think there's a hole here either.
But I do great impressions, don't you think?
Ken, I think you'd better go.
Because suddenly,
I want to go to Arizona."--barbie and the big hole, alan reade