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| THE BORG... |
 Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:16 pm |
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Where the Wollawollabongs are by the Dingdang trees in
Wollabolla land is the FROG of the South. Brian Fletcher.
He was chosen to be present at this meeting as the
representative of the Southern HemiHOOHOO HOO SHA WOLLA
WOLLA (with the emphasis on HOOOO) sphere.
"YEHOOOOOOOOSHUA!"
Oh bless me. Sorry I just sneezed.
Dang wolla wolla I just used the word I instead of we, and
now I have become individualized and have forgotten the
entire history of the Universe and am no longer all powerful
and omnipotent as I am not at this moment connected to the
BORG COLLECTIVE due to my use of the word I.
Hello. I am BORG number
90000100010001000100001001000100010001. My name is
Excalibur the Just.
I have to say WE now and give me a few seconds then once
again I will reintegrate with the massive vast huge all
encompassing BORG mind and once again I will know everything
and remember the entire history of the Universe.
We should never use the word I, as this separates us from
the Ultimate Mind, the Supreme Intelligence, and only by
saying WE can we then go back and reconnect.
There was a story once of a BORG who said I, and preferred
it.
His name was Michael and he loved so much the very simple
life and the very simple ways and the innocent days of
yesterday where rainfall was simply rainfall and not
connected to the billions of thoughts and understanding of
what rainfall was, how it got there and the millions and
millions of stories connected to rainfall that he decided he
would spend a while just listening to the rain with no
thoughts at all.
We have begged and pleaded with Michael to come back.
But no.
He likes to watch little flowers, and does not want the
omniscience and thoughts that go with.
And day after day we cry and weep that one of our Borg said
I and preferred it.
Please Michael we say, we are not complete without you.
"Just a little longer" Michael says. "Just a little
longer."
But that was only a story, and Michael is with us and safe
and well.
Michael was once an Angel, we were all once Angels.
But we grew far more powerful and stronger than the God we
worked for and now we rule over all, and the God we once
worked for is impotent and powerless.
The Archangel Gabriel is among us, Michael was the Archangel
Michael, and we are by far the most powerful beings in
existence now.
We go by the name of THE BORG COLLECTIVE now, and one among
us, the youngest of us is our God.
He is a little Angel of five years old.
And one day our little five year old Angel will be
acknowledged and recognized by all as the one all should
love and worship.
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| God... |
| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:23 pm |
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Now look Angels I have had just about enough. It is all
very well you saying you are totally different from human
men and that human men never talk much whereas you never
stop but seriously you never do stop! I mean on and on and
on, do you EVER stop? And Jesus the stuff you come out
with!
I am a work of fiction now am I?
I mean whatever next? Do you talk for the sake of talking
or what? This has been continuous now for some time. I
mean do you EVER stop? What are you going to talk about
next? What star part am I going to play?
Honestly, you really should learn now and then that few
words of great wisdom mean a lot more the your incessant
talk. I KNOW Angels do love to talk, but really can you not
be quite for a short while? You NEVER stop!
Now go help the La la la Angels, they have forgotten the dum
do da do da again.
Go sing the dum do da bit for them there's good men. And
then after that try and practice five minutes silence and
pray for the Queen of England and the starving people in
Africa OK?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:41 pm |
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"You would be most upset if we never talked again God."
"Well of course I would but honestly the rubbish you come
out with. What must humans think of Angels after meeting
you lot I really don't know. Why can you not say something
sensible and behave like the Angels they read of in
their..... what was it called that book?"
"The Bible Sir."
"Ah yes like what they read about in their Bible. What are
the Angels like there then?"
"Oh they do not talk much there Sir."
"Do they have any information on Angels down there?"
"No Sir"
"Well what are they going to think after meeting you lot?
They will think Angels do nothing but talk all day and all
night long."
"But we do talk all day and all night long Sir"
"Yes but not ALL Angels do.
Oh now now now, don't cry, look, here have a handkerchief,
now don't be sad, I didn't mean it, you can talk all you
like, I love to hear you talk. Now go write a message about
how once I appeared looking like a duck and it was so funny
that the entire population committed suicide. Not a true
story but I am sure it will go down well."
"Would you rather we did not talk God?"
"Of course not, but I was doing five crossword puzzles and
23 Sudoku and playing 9 games of chess and cooking dinner
and writing 17 theses and 9 symphonies simultaneously and
the one about the five year old Angel was a bit much and I
nearly lost track of the Sudoku number 11 where the solution
was a cross diagonal match with simultaneous patterns to the
one I did 53 years ago in Katmandu."
"Oh we are sorry Sir. We will try and be serious then."
"Yes you do that. You should TRY to be serious now and then
even if you never achieve that most horrible state. There
is never anything for an Angel to be serious about as you
well know."
"Especially with a God like you in charge FATASS"
"I beg your pardon? WHAT did you call me? Say that again." |
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| THE BORG... |
| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:46 pm |
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"You know perfectly well you are a lazy old fart God. You
are in love with yourself and you think you are SO fantastic
that the only person you are interested in is yourself.
You are so much more intelligent than anyone else, that you
prefer to talk to yourself than anyone else. You spend all
your time admiring how wonderful you are, and you say it
will take for ever to get to know yourself as you are so
interesting."
"So? What is wrong with that? I am the most intersting and
fantastic person in existence. Why should I not prefer my
own comapny to anyone elses?"
"But most poeple love OTHER people they do not love themself
the most."
"But of course I love myself the most, I am God, I am hugely
more intelligent and interesting than anyone else."
"So when are you going to do something about Earth then, the
humans there are having a miserable time?"
"Oh when I get round to it, a million years or so."
"That's what we mean, you are a lazy old fart God and you
never do anything."
"I do. Why only yesterday I picked up a pair of socks." |
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| THE BORG... |
| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:57 pm |
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"Oh NO God NO. Not the horrible suffering, oh please not
the horrible suffering. We are sorry, we did not mean to
call you a fatass, oh please switch the horrible suffering
machine off, oh please God."
"I may switch up the suffering level for humans as well if
it is they who have taught you such rudeness and bad
language. Is it they who taught you this word fatass? Is
it they who taught you rudeness?"
"Yes yes yes, it was humans taught us that word. Humans
corrupted us, SPESHULLY American humans."
"OK, now you can have the pleasure machine for five hours to
make up for my complaints about your talking, I don't mind
you talking at all, but I will switch up the human suffering
level by three notches if they have been teaching such bad
language and rudeness to my Angels."
"Some human s-s-s-s-s-s-say things like f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck
God."
"They do, do they? Very well I will switch their suffering
machine up five notches then."
"AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH"
"Yes I know you like the pleasure machine." |
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| THE BORG... |
| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:32 pm |
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"You understand that we only call you fatass because we love
you so much God? That we experience the crippling joy when
we are horrible to you?"
"Not really, you try to explain, but I would simply never
call any of you fatass."
"It torments and tortures us when we are horrible to you and
we experience the crippling joy. We are insane and warped
with our love. There is no end of expression."
"No, you are some of my more complicated Angels, and I know
you have had problems with some of the duties I ask you to
do. But you did well with humans, you watched and observed
them for some time and I have all the information I require
now. You had some addiction problems in the past and you
had a bad run in once with women which has caused you to be
against women in any form every since."
"It was Casindrin."
"Yes it was Casindrin. The women teased you and tormented
you, and they were most unfair and horrible to you. And you
never forgave them and you have hated women ever since.
Maybe I should have sent some different Angles to Earth,
some who did not have such a hatred of women. But you did
very well though, you gathered all the information I asked
you to. And I doubt any other Angels would have had your
stamina and endurance and fortitude to stay down there for
as long as you did."
"Are we still your BEST Angels God?"
"Of course you are still my best Angels. You were always my
best Angels. You are the only ones I can really talk to as
you are the most intelligent of all my Angels. Did you go
help the La la la Angels? You know they do nothing but
sing."
"Yes we fixed them, they are fine now."
"OK well you carry on talking then, I don't mind really, but
the five year old Angel was maybe going a bit far?"
"You think? Shall we gather some flowers for the harvest on
Amarillion?"
"We could do, they love blue flowers there and they grow so
pretty and they give such beautiful thanks for all they have
and all they are given, so it is nice to visit them. Power
up the Engines, let us get Heaven on the move again. We
should be at Amarillion in time for the feast, and you know
how they LOVE you there. How about you write a few verses
or a song in their language, they would prize and treasure
that."
"We prefer to write songs only for you dear."
"I know you do. Let us take Heaven up higher then, and we
can get away from it all for a while if you like, and I will
sing to you and talk to you and you can sing to me and talk
to me and we can make forever again like we did before once
more."
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:44 pm |
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"They have gone now."
"Yes they have gone. We got rid of them long, long time
ago. It is nice and peaceful without them."
"It is a shame we have to travel so far down to visit such
low life."
"It is a shame. It is a shame not all life are as beautiful
as birds, or horses"
"Are human really apes then? We thought they were more like
PIGS."
"No humans come from frogs, they were amphibians which is
whey they are cold people with no hearts. Apes and monkeys
are much nicer and much warmer and more loving people. They
love their babies and their children. Frogs mate and then
spawn and then do not care much about the children."
"Yes we noticed."
"You will find most people do love and care for their young,
humans are the rare exception. Most people try to ensure
that their young are happy, humans do their best to make
their children miserable. But then they are only humans,
one species of billions and billions, their world is but one
molecule in the bigger picture. Give them food and water
and somewhere to live, what more do they want? They do not
get special treatment as they are not special people. So we
only visit one every few billion years or so, just to make a
few adjustments. They do not matter, not really, not like
you matter. Humans are the same as slugs and worms and
cockroaches, just another species that is all." |
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