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| Bret Cahill... |
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Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Bret Cahill
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was. |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:13 pm |
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On Oct 27, 8:13 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Bret Cahill
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
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Hey, I've got a better one.
How many leftards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 259.
5 to chain themselves to the old growth bulb.
6 to complain that the new light bulb doesn't
have a public option.
1 to say the old light bulb just wants granny to
die quickly.
9 to say the new light bulb is racist.
7 to raise everyone's taxes so the screwing is
carbon neutral.
11 to flush a trillion light bulbs down the toilet.
12 in purple t-shirts to beat some black guy
selling anti-light bulb bumper stickers, and call
him an Uncle Tom.
103 to claim 9-11 was an inside job.
8 to ride in on DK skateboards and smash all
the lightbulbs with bricks.
100 to point out that leftards don't screw in lightbulbs,
they screw in VW microbuses. |
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| Bret Cahill... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:18 pm |
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[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
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Did anyone post a joke?
Bret Cahill |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:26 pm |
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On Oct 27, 10:18 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
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Yep. In fact, a joke posted.
But I forgot about the other hundred leftards
it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
1 to pack the lightbulb with carbon neutral
explosives, and
99 to blow themselves up trying. |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:28 pm |
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On Oct 27, 10:26 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Oct 27, 10:18 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep. In fact, a joke posted.
But I forgot about the other hundred leftards
it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
1 to pack the lightbulb with carbon neutral
explosives, and
99 to blow themselves up trying.
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Oh yeah, and one other leftard to point to the
"Made in China," label on the bottom fo the
lightbulbs, and lament that China has free speech
while Amerikkka has a giant corpwhore conspiracy
to displace free speech on Tianamen Square with
nekkid nazi flagburning porn. |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:35 pm |
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On Oct 27, 10:28 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Oct 27, 10:26 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
On Oct 27, 10:18 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep. In fact, a joke posted.
But I forgot about the other hundred leftards
it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
1 to pack the lightbulb with carbon neutral
explosives, and
99 to blow themselves up trying.
Oh yeah, and one other leftard to point to the
"Made in China," label on the bottom fo the
lightbulbs, and lament that China has free speech
while Amerikkka has a giant corpwhore conspiracy
to displace free speech on Tianamen Square with
nekkid nazi flagburning porn.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
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This is such a fabulous time to be an
American! Behold, dawn breaks! |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:47 pm |
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On Oct 27, 10:26 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Oct 27, 10:18 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep. In fact, a joke posted.
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The paradox fo the self-posting joke:
function joke(){
postJoke('Does free speech precede each and every
free market trade?')
joke();
}
This is a based on the Joker's pardox:
This sentence is not a joke.
Why so jocular?
Anyway, that's why I'm offering a reward of
200 baggies once used to carry funny
mushrooms to the first person who can post
a response of "LOL" with a shilltanker watermakr
to The Joke:
"Does free speech precede each and every
free trade?" |
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| Bret Cahill... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:37 pm |
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[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
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OK, now I remember: It was the header:
The Old Dominion as a bellwether.
LOL!
That's the best joke Repugs have posted all week!
Bret Cahill |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:49 pm |
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On Oct 27, 11:37 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote:
[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
OK, now I remember:
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Oh, be honest. You haven't remembered
anything since Woodstock.
How many bellwethers does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
Obama's answer: They can screw in their
lightbulbs if they want to, but after we're
done taxing them, they'll go bankrupt doing
it. |
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| Bret Cahill... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:55 pm |
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On Oct 27, 11:49 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]On Oct 27, 11:37 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote:
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
OK, now I remember:
Oh, be honest.
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If Repugliars are so desperate they are going to delude themselves the
Old Dominion is a bellwether, they are every bit as bat crap crazy as
85% of voters believe.
Bret Cahill |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:16 pm |
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On Oct 27, 11:55 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote:
[quote]On Oct 27, 11:49 pm, Shrikeback <shrikeb... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
On Oct 27, 11:37 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote:
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
OK, now I remember:
Oh, be honest.
If Repugliars are so desperate they are going to delude themselves the
Old Dominion is a bellwether, they are every bit as bat crap crazy as
85% of voters believe.
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Hell, just rename it to the Consumerwether, if
it makes you feel any better.
"I saw swastikas, and American flags, and
guns, and tracers, and fractal wallpaper. So
I sent in some SEIU stormtroopers to
waterboard all the Uncle Toms."
-Nancy W. Pelosi |
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| Rod Speed... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:37 am |
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Shrikeback wrote
[quote]Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags --
centuries before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to
sit around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
OK, now I remember:
Oh, be honest. You haven't remembered anything since Woodstock.
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That was before he was even born, stupid. |
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| Shrikeback... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:54 am |
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On Oct 28, 1:37 am, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed.... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
[quote]Shrikeback wrote
Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) peoplepc.com> wrote
Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags --
centuries before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap insane.
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to
sit around talking about how good the old one was.
Hey, I've got a better one.
Did anyone post a joke?
Yep.
OK, now I remember:
Oh, be honest. You haven't remembered anything since Woodstock.
That was before he was even born, stupid.
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What gives you that idea, Mr. Amphetamine?
You couldn't be more wrong. Cahill was as
old as the background radiation from the Big
Bang even at the time of Woodstock. How
else do you explain his use of ancient
constructions such as, "robber baron," and
"wackadoodle." How else do you explain
his use of, "batcrap," rather than the universally
accepted, "batshit?" Is he an earnest Mormon
missionary or something? |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:03 am |
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On Oct 27, 11:13 pm, Bret Cahill <BretCah... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
[quote]Trying to make a state with 500 year anniversary tags -- centuries
before the U.S. even existed -- into a bellwether . . .
And Repugs wonder why 85% of the population thinks Repugs are bat crap
insane.
Bret Cahill
Q: How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get a ladder, another to get a new bulb and 3 to sit
around talking about how good the old one was.
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For the past several decades, the party in the White House has NOT won
the Virginia governorship. Nothing new here. |
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| Bret Cahill... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:27 am |
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[quote]You haven't remembered anything since Woodstock.
That was before he was even born, stupid.
What gives you that idea, Mr. Amphetamine?
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The English are afraid of tattoos and baggy pants.
Bret Cahill |
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