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| Mensanator... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:36 am |
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On Jul 17, 2:41 pm, junoexpress <MTBrenne... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote: In the middle of the night, Harry leaves the
hay loft and mkes a run to the outhouse.
Only to find Betty-Lou sitting there when he
opens the door.
The two return to the hay loft, nudge, nudge.
What did Steve and Jimmy do?
Read the last sentence. Harry and Betty-Lou both
went back to the hay loft where you can assume
Jimmy and Stevie were waiting.
Quote: Seems like only Harry tasted the fruit of
the vine, so to speak ;>).
I was trying to paint the picture of a 4-way roll
in the hay. I didn't want to get too explicit,
I figured you'd get it from the "nudge, nudge".
Google for "triple-penetration" if you still don't
get it. Don't blame me for what you find.
I don't remember how the original joke went (I heard it
40 years ago). The only detail I recall is that there
were 3 being punished and that the last was picking
watermelons. All the rest I just made up.
Anyway, I think "Jimmy's out picking watermelons" is the
perfect way to describe JSH's attempt to solve The
Traveling Salesman Problem.
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| mike3... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:42 am |
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On Jul 16, 1:09 am, Tim Smith <reply_in_gr... at (no spam) mouse-potato.com> wrote:
Quote: Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I've still yet to see JSH's FIRST breakthrough.
He hasn't made ANY "breakthroughs" so far. |
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| mike3... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:43 am |
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On Jul 16, 10:24Â pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Quote: On Jul 16, 9:01�pm, Joshua Cranmer <Pidgeo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. �JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
In any case, my personal evaluation is that
a) He is looking for P = NP.
b) He has discovered (or will shortly) a version of bidirectional search
for TSP that he is going to try to tweak to get P = NP (which should be
fruitless; you can read my full response to see why).
c) He will, alas, not find that P = NP. I have some experience, maybe
more than he does, on the area; I believe P = NP for various personal
reasons, but I also don't believe I or anyone else will solve it for at
least 50 years.
In short, the same old: going down fruitless paths for research in an
area where existing results are good enough for general use.
Actually, Jimmy is probably better off on
a fruitless path (see my explanation of the
Traveling Slaesman Problem to Hendrik Boom).
Why? What would be so bad about _real_ breakthoughs, anyway? |
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| Mensanator... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:17 pm |
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On Jul 17, 4:43 pm, mike3 <mike4... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote: On Jul 16, 10:24 pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
On Jul 16, 9:01�pm, Joshua Cranmer <Pidgeo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. �JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
In any case, my personal evaluation is that
a) He is looking for P = NP.
b) He has discovered (or will shortly) a version of bidirectional search
for TSP that he is going to try to tweak to get P = NP (which should be
fruitless; you can read my full response to see why).
c) He will, alas, not find that P = NP. I have some experience, maybe
more than he does, on the area; I believe P = NP for various personal
reasons, but I also don't believe I or anyone else will solve it for at
least 50 years.
In short, the same old: going down fruitless paths for research in an
area where existing results are good enough for general use.
Actually, Jimmy is probably better off on
a fruitless path (see my explanation of the
Traveling Slaesman Problem to Hendrik Boom).
Why? What would be so bad about _real_ breakthoughs, anyway?
That was a joke. If he finds no fruit he won't have
to shove them up his ass. OTOH, if he tackles a
watermelon-sized problem like the Traveling Salesman,
he's going to end up with quite a grimace on his face.
As soon as I read he was going after TTSP, I literally
thought: "Jimmy's out picking watermelons".
Again. |
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| porky_pig_jr at (no spam) my-deja.com... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:29 pm |
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On Jul 16, 10:01 pm, Joshua Cranmer <Pidgeo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote: I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
well, than, leave all the degrading and laugh to the experts.  |
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| junoexpress... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:28 pm |
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On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Quote: On Jul 17, 2:41 pm, junoexpress <MTBrenne... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
In the middle of the night, Harry leaves the
hay loft and mkes a run to the outhouse.
Only to find Betty-Lou sitting there when he
opens the door.
The two return to the hay loft, nudge, nudge.
What did Steve and Jimmy do?
Read the last sentence. Harry and Betty-Lou both
went back to the hay loft where you can assume
Jimmy and Stevie were waiting.
Seems like only Harry tasted the fruit of
the vine, so to speak ;>).
I was trying to paint the picture of a 4-way roll
in the hay. I didn't want to get too explicit,
I figured you'd get it from the "nudge, nudge".
Google for "triple-penetration" if you still don't
get it. Don't blame me for what you find.
Wow!
You learn something new every day....
Thanks
;>) --8
M |
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| Blue... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:31 pm |
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On Jul 17, 8:29 pm, "Rolf" <rolf... at (no spam) invalid.invalid> wrote:
Quote: "junoexpress" <MTBrenne... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote in message
news:c2003410-3e33-491e-b521-f6572a0b4cdb at (no spam) e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
On Jul 17, 2:41 pm, junoexpress <MTBrenne... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
In the middle of the night, Harry leaves the
hay loft and mkes a run to the outhouse.
Only to find Betty-Lou sitting there when he
opens the door.
The two return to the hay loft, nudge, nudge.
What did Steve and Jimmy do?
Read the last sentence. Harry and Betty-Lou both
went back to the hay loft where you can assume
Jimmy and Stevie were waiting.
Seems like only Harry tasted the fruit of
the vine, so to speak ;>).
I was trying to paint the picture of a 4-way roll
in the hay. I didn't want to get too explicit,
I figured you'd get it from the "nudge, nudge".
Google for "triple-penetration" if you still don't
get it. Don't blame me for what you find.
Wow!
You learn something new every day....
Thanks
you gotta picka T
then picka a
then picka k
then picka n
then picka p
then solve-ed the old time equation Tn = a +k mod nt
or something like it.
then you done the "JSH stufshuffle"
Picka Choo!!
Wow! That's amazing Bill. You can ponder on equations with the best of
them, yet you can't clean the shitstains out of your own underwear.
lol! |
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| Blue... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:37 pm |
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On Jul 16, 11:21 am, "Rolf" <rolf... at (no spam) invalid.invalid> wrote:
Quote: "Boon" <root at (no spam) localhost> wrote in message
news:487da5f1$0$10396$426a74cc at (no spam) news.free.fr...
Gib Bogle wrote:
Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
In Java? LOL
Solving for 10 million cities would not be much faster in optimized
assembly than in Java :-)
Unless JSH has made /another/ break through.
I am sure JSH can optomize two cities, but his discovery will not be able to
do 3 or more.
I'm sure he can do with his pinky finger, what you wish you could with
yours. Except he's solving problems. You're just sticking it up your
ass, as usual. |
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| Rolf... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:29 pm |
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"junoexpress" <MTBrenneman at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote in message
news:c2003410-3e33-491e-b521-f6572a0b4cdb at (no spam) e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
Quote: On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
On Jul 17, 2:41 pm, junoexpress <MTBrenne... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
In the middle of the night, Harry leaves the
hay loft and mkes a run to the outhouse.
Only to find Betty-Lou sitting there when he
opens the door.
The two return to the hay loft, nudge, nudge.
What did Steve and Jimmy do?
Read the last sentence. Harry and Betty-Lou both
went back to the hay loft where you can assume
Jimmy and Stevie were waiting.
Seems like only Harry tasted the fruit of
the vine, so to speak ;>).
I was trying to paint the picture of a 4-way roll
in the hay. I didn't want to get too explicit,
I figured you'd get it from the "nudge, nudge".
Google for "triple-penetration" if you still don't
get it. Don't blame me for what you find.
Wow!
You learn something new every day....
Thanks
you gotta picka T
then picka a
then picka k
then picka n
then picka p
then solve-ed the old time equation Tn = a +k mod nt
or something like it.
then you done the "JSH stufshuffle"
Picka Choo!! |
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| Michael Press... |
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:31 pm |
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In article
<adb52dc7-a789-484b-bdce-692515a09011 at (no spam) p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
Mensanator <mensanator at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
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Quote:
"Jimmy's out picking watermelons."
So that's it. It was not funny the first time I heard it,
because he was supposedly picking pineapples.
--
Michael Press |
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| David C. Ullrich... |
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:15 am |
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On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:01:33 -0400, Joshua Cranmer
<Pidgeot18 at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote: Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
Look up his posts to sci.math for the last ten years on google.
Make certain not to miss any. When you're done, shouldn't
take more than a few months, let us know whether your
opiion has changed.
Quote: In any case, my personal evaluation is that
a) He is looking for P = NP.
b) He has discovered (or will shortly) a version of bidirectional search
for TSP that he is going to try to tweak to get P = NP (which should be
fruitless; you can read my full response to see why).
c) He will, alas, not find that P = NP. I have some experience, maybe
more than he does, on the area; I believe P = NP for various personal
reasons, but I also don't believe I or anyone else will solve it for at
least 50 years.
In short, the same old: going down fruitless paths for research in an
area where existing results are good enough for general use.
David C. Ullrich
"Understanding Godel isn't about following his formal proof.
That would make a mockery of everything Godel was up to."
(John Jones, "My talk about Godel to the post-grads."
in sci.logic.) |
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| Blue... |
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:47 pm |
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On Jul 19, 9:17 pm, "jack" <rolf... at (no spam) invalid.invalid> wrote:
Quote: Thank you for your sincere apology "blue",
but you still gonna have to suck out your own shitstains outta your own
brown-crusty undies, if you can get them off.
"Blue" <rainbowblue_rf... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2503ed35-deb7-4cf3-acb0-ed52b4c7f311 at (no spam) f1g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
snip> Picka Choo!!
Wow! That's amazing Bill. You can ponder on equations with the best of
them, yet you can't clean the shitstains out of your own underwear.
lol!
lol! billy, rolf, biggues, etc...
I'm not too sure that you are sure exactly who you really are at this
point.
All these fake handles...funny you talking about attention, billy.
you seem to be begging for it...
loving you, bill! |
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| jack... |
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Thank you for your sincere apology "blue",
but you still gonna have to suck out your own shitstains outta your own
brown-crusty undies, if you can get them off.
"Blue" <rainbowblue_rfoll at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2503ed35-deb7-4cf3-acb0-ed52b4c7f311 at (no spam) f1g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
<snip> Picka Choo!!
Quote: Wow! That's amazing Bill. You can ponder on equations with the best of
them, yet you can't clean the shitstains out of your own underwear.
lol! |
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| mike3... |
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:49 pm |
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On Jul 17, 4:17Â pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
Quote: On Jul 17, 4:43 pm, mike3 <mike4... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jul 16, 10:24 pm, Mensanator <mensana... at (no spam) aol.com> wrote:
On Jul 16, 9:01�pm, Joshua Cranmer <Pidgeo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. �JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
In any case, my personal evaluation is that
a) He is looking for P = NP.
b) He has discovered (or will shortly) a version of bidirectional search
for TSP that he is going to try to tweak to get P = NP (which should be
fruitless; you can read my full response to see why).
c) He will, alas, not find that P = NP. I have some experience, maybe
more than he does, on the area; I believe P = NP for various personal
reasons, but I also don't believe I or anyone else will solve it for at
least 50 years.
In short, the same old: going down fruitless paths for research in an
area where existing results are good enough for general use.
Actually, Jimmy is probably better off on
a fruitless path (see my explanation of the
Traveling Slaesman Problem to Hendrik Boom).
Why? What would be so bad about _real_ breakthoughs, anyway?
That was a joke. If he finds no fruit he won't have
to shove them up his ass. OTOH, if he tackles a
watermelon-sized problem like the Traveling Salesman,
he's going to end up with quite a grimace on his face.
Why, if he did find something real, would he have to
"shove it up his !!!" as you so crudely put it?
Quote: As soon as I read he was going after TTSP, I literally
thought: "Jimmy's out picking watermelons".
Again. |
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| mike3... |
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:03 pm |
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On Jul 18, 7:15 am, David C. Ullrich <dullr... at (no spam) sprynet.com> wrote:
Quote: On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:01:33 -0400, Joshua Cranmer
Pidgeo... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Tim Smith wrote:
Those dazzled by his breakthroughs in factoring and FLT who are eager to
see what his next breakthrough will be might find
comp.lang.java.programmer interesting. JSH has started posting there
about his new project: solving the traveling salesman problem.
I am not an expert, and I certainly don't think that he should be an
object so degraded that one can only laugh at him.
Look up his posts to sci.math for the last ten years on google.
Make certain not to miss any. When you're done, shouldn't
take more than a few months, let us know whether your
opiion has changed.
snip
I don't laugh at him as a person as I think that is wrong and 2 wrongs
don't make a right, however I do sometimes laugh at his silly ideas,
esp. when they're proven to be bunk. Actually, it's not so much the
ideas
either (wrong ideas aren't so often amusing to me, they're just
wrong),
but all the grandstanding and stuff that he puts on top of them,
claiming
to have a "REVOLUTIONARY" new whatever and yet he has nothing at
all but a pile of garbage. And it just sounds funny and comedic.
Although I think even laughing *at him* is probably the mildest thing
that I've
seen done here -- some people here get very crude and use sad, sad
language
that makes me pine for the state of our world. Interesting general
observation:
It seems when one persion does wrong (here, James Harris, and the
"wrong" is
all this grandstanding, arrogance and egotism over these crap ideas)
he incites
others to wrong too, and a vicious circle is created. Indeed, it seems
one's
own actions really do shape the world one lives in... This is not just
a bunch of
hooey, it is provable fact, and the proof is right here.
I'm wondering: when you (in general, i.e. this group) tell James to go
away do
you really mean it, and if so why, considering you also seem so
entertained by
his arrogance, dumb ideas, etc.? |
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