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| St. Jackanapes... |
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| Mike Mordant... |
| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:12 pm |
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On May 15, 6:12 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
Quote: http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
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"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
Moses invests! |
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| Father Haskell... |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:46 pm |
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On May 23, 11:38 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
Quote: Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhask... at (no spam) yahoo.com
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On May 23, 6:26 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out...
On May 15, 6:12 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
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"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
Moses invests!
What does Abraham do?
Negotiates.
I've always thought that Abraham was pissed off that god intervened in
his kid's sacrifice. YHWH had already said that he would have
uncountable progeny, so he was happy to be rid of this lazy and back
talking brat the old-fashioned way - sacrifice him to a god. IN his day
that's how everyone got rid of a kid that was obviously going to be
trouble than he was worth. Why bother raising a kid that you knew would
skate off with the next passing desert circus caravan. He knew he could
have a shitload more who would take good care of him in his old age. And
then that fucking fickle YHWH steps in and spoils the fun! What an
asshole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god
only deal, but now he was stuck with it.
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| Uncle Frederik... |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:05 pm |
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Christ's Love presented made a confession :
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Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts.
Even the ones about Satan's emesis coated barbed member? You're eather
a Liar or a Sicko... |
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| St. Jackanapes... |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:38 pm |
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhaskell at (no spam) yahoo.com
twittered...
Quote: On May 23, 6:26 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out...
On May 15, 6:12 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas... at (no spam) jackanapes.ws> wrote:
http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
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St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.ws
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"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
Moses invests!
What does Abraham do?
Negotiates.
I've always thought that Abraham was pissed off that god intervened in
his kid's sacrifice. YHWH had already said that he would have
uncountable progeny, so he was happy to be rid of this lazy and back
talking brat the old-fashioned way - sacrifice him to a god. IN his day
that's how everyone got rid of a kid that was obviously going to be
trouble than he was worth. Why bother raising a kid that you knew would
skate off with the next passing desert circus caravan. He knew he could
have a shitload more who would take good care of him in his old age. And
then that fucking fickle YHWH steps in and spoils the fun! What an
asshole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god
only deal, but now he was stuck with it.
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http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD... |
| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:56 pm |
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| J666... |
| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:55 pm |
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On May 24, 9:56 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov... at (no spam) thetruth.com>
wrote:
Quote: May we, who are intelligent, .....
People can certainly be critical of you for many things, but they
cannot say that you do not have a sense of humor. |
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| bob young... |
| Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:47 pm |
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
.....indeed we should enjoy our 2008 year. [Well at least
those of use clear of earthquakes and tropical cyclones.
80,000 dead and still counting, a good proportion of them
innocent chgildren - some 'loving god!']
We should enjoy whilst we can because The First Word Nuclear
War is not very far off. It will be between Islam and
Christianity and will kill off possibly a third of humanity,
all in the name of theirimaginary gods.
So enjoy wjilst you can.........
FATWA FATWA.
"Onward Christian soldiers, going out to war,
with the cross of Jesus going on before
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