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| Anonymous Sender... |
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| Dale Carlson... |
| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:31 am |
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On Fri, 09 May 2008 03:31:00 -0500, Pat Flannery <flanner at (no spam) daktel.com>
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Quote: I like the concept already!
It ties right in with my three retro-porn movie scripts: "Oriental
Sucking Vixens", "Naked Came The Round-Eye"...and my
masterpiece...."Crotch Snake, Hidden Drag Queen".
These will be the first porn movies to use wire-work special effects. 
Pat,
I suspect there are very few Asians in North Dakota. I also suspect
very few of those would appreciate the porn stereotype. I know my
Japanese fiancee wouldn't.
Maybe instead of just making fun of "orientals", you should mix in
some "negro" witticisms as well...
Just sayin',
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| Pat Flannery... |
| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:05 am |
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Dale Carlson wrote:
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Pat,
I suspect there are very few Asians in North Dakota. I also suspect
very few of those would appreciate the porn stereotype. I know my
Japanese fiancee wouldn't.
Frankly, I didn't know there _was_ a Asian porn stereotype. You've got
to tell me more about this.
Hong Kong wire-work porn movies will be a big hit, with people screwing
in exotic Kung Fu positions while flying through the air over vast and
beautiful Asian forests.
It's also time for China to take on the Japanese in the lucrative erotic
anime market.
I'm thinking of a series called "Speed Raper"; that could be produced in
China.
India must then get into Bollywood porn, with vast dance numbers and
exotic deities screwing their ever-loving hearts out.
"Krishna Bangs Them All", "Ganesh's _Other_ Trunk", and "Hanuman Monkeys
Around" are sure to be big hits with the Tantric audience, especially
when it's revealed that arms aren't the only appendages that these gods
have multiple numbers of.
Regarding your wife...are you completely sure that her green hair,
baseball-sized eyes, and tiny beak-like nose are natural?
Quote: Maybe instead of just making fun of "orientals", you should mix in
some "negro" witticisms as well...
Unfortunately, being white I can't do that...as I can only think with
the left side of my brain, as Rev. Wright pointed out.
Senator Obama was obviously born with his brain in backwards or
something. :-)
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| LooseChanj... |
| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:20 am |
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On or about Sat, 10 May 2008 04:05:05 -0500, Pat Flannery <flanner at (no spam) daktel.com> made the sensational claim that:
Quote: Hong Kong wire-work porn movies will be a big hit, with people screwing
in exotic Kung Fu positions while flying through the air over vast and
beautiful Asian forests.
You need to start getting your porn from the internet, it's been like that
here for years.
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