that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of

one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the

White House and now half the country is looking for work.'