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Michael A. Terrell
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:05 pm
Guest
Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote:

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?Smile


He wiped with his tounge, but he was out of mouthwash.


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Jim Thompson
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:31 pm
Guest
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:05:55 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
<mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote:

Quote:

Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)


He wiped with his tounge, but he was out of mouthwash.
^^^^^^

tongue ;-)

...Jim Thompson
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krw
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:10 pm
Guest
In article <e2v9141e4knuarvt71abciaebi235gu4b9@4ax.com>, To-Email-
Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com says...
Quote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?Smile

He doesn't wipe his ears.

--
Keith
Guest
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:05 am
On Apr 28, 6:46 am, Fred Bloggs

Quote:

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. ......


Somehow this got me thinking about underwear with various designs on
it , such as the ninja turtles, etc. I was thinking that you probably
wear stock-car-themed underwear, with a big racing stripe imprinted in
the bottom.

LOL!
Fred Bloggs
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:46 am
Guest
Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.
Fred Bloggs
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:33 am
Guest
bulegoge@columbus.rr.com wrote:
Quote:
On Apr 28, 6:46 am, Fred Bloggs


I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. ......



Somehow this got me thinking about underwear with various designs on
it , such as the ninja turtles, etc. I was thinking that you probably
wear stock-car-themed underwear, with a big racing stripe imprinted in
the bottom.

LOL!

Typical quasi-fag usenet response.... probably another whizbang
highschool grad insecure about his masculinity...
Jim Thompson
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:39 am
Guest
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:02 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote:

Quote:


Jim Thompson wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.

Yep, You certainly are _evacuated_, evacuated brain that is ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 | |
| Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave
Fred Bloggs
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:44 am
Guest
Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote:
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:02 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.


Yep, You certainly are _evacuated_, evacuated brain that is ;-)

...Jim Thompson

.......sigh.....
Jim Thompson
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:50 am
Guest
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:44:39 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote:

Quote:


Jim Thompson wrote:
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:02 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.


Yep, You certainly are _evacuated_, evacuated brain that is ;-)

...Jim Thompson

......sigh.....

Yep, You survived a partial birth abortion ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 | |
| Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave
Michael A. Terrell
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:52 am
Guest
Jim Thompson wrote:
Quote:

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:02 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.

Yep, You certainly are _evacuated_, evacuated brain that is Wink


I think that was the lamest attempt ever made, for someone to claim
they aren't full of shit.


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Fred Bloggs
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:59 am
Guest
Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Quote:

I think that was the lamest attempt ever made, for someone to claim
they aren't full of shit.



You don't know anything about electronics and your're too stupid to
learn, so why do you post here? You have very little comprehension of
the technical material, so reading can't be it.
krw
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:03 pm
Guest
In article <ab1fcb35-3296-4464-b525-
293145b5309b@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, bill.sloman@ieee.org
says...
Quote:
On 28 apr, 02:10, krw <k...@att.bizzzzzzzzzz> wrote:
In article <e2v9141e4knuarvt71abciaebi235gu...@4ax.com>, To-Email-
Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-Site.com says...

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nos...@nospam.com
wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd!  What is that smell?  Is that YOU Bloggsy?  Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

He doesn't wipe his ears.

Depressing exhibition of the wit and wisdom of Jim and his acolytes.

Hell, Slow, why bother reading us to be depressed. You over-
educated unemployable leftist weenies do that well enough by
yourselves.

--
Keith
Jim Thompson
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:16 pm
Guest
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:03:33 -0400, krw <krw@att.bizzzzzzzzzz> wrote:

Quote:
In article <ab1fcb35-3296-4464-b525-
293145b5309b@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, bill.sloman@ieee.org
says...
On 28 apr, 02:10, krw <k...@att.bizzzzzzzzzz> wrote:
In article <e2v9141e4knuarvt71abciaebi235gu...@4ax.com>, To-Email-
Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-Site.com says...

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nos...@nospam.com
wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd!  What is that smell?  Is that YOU Bloggsy?  Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

He doesn't wipe his ears.

Depressing exhibition of the wit and wisdom of Jim and his acolytes.

Hell, Slow, why bother reading us to be depressed. You over-
educated unemployable leftist weenies do that well enough by
yourselves.

This posting was properly flagged as "WHON", my code-word subject tag
for any fellow-up to a Bloggsy-originated sub-thread ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 | |
| Voice:(480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

America: Land of the Free, Because of the Brave
Don Bowey
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:28 pm
Guest
On 4/28/08 4:16 PM, in article rgmc141mp8dvpe4t0thdclk6m01e9hgqtf@4ax.com,
"Jim Thompson" <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com> wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:03:33 -0400, krw <krw@att.bizzzzzzzzzz> wrote:

In article <ab1fcb35-3296-4464-b525-
293145b5309b@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, bill.sloman@ieee.org
says...
On 28 apr, 02:10, krw <k...@att.bizzzzzzzzzz> wrote:
In article <e2v9141e4knuarvt71abciaebi235gu...@4ax.com>, To-Email-
Use-The-Envelope-I...@My-Web-Site.com says...

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nos...@nospam.com
wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?

Gaw-w-w-w-wd!  What is that smell?  Is that YOU Bloggsy?  Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

He doesn't wipe his ears.

Depressing exhibition of the wit and wisdom of Jim and his acolytes.

Hell, Slow, why bother reading us to be depressed. You over-
educated unemployable leftist weenies do that well enough by
yourselves.

This posting was properly flagged as "WHON", my code-word subject tag
for any fellow-up to a Bloggsy-originated sub-thread ;-)

...Jim Thompson

As if anyone but you gives a damn about your ego-mania.
krw
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:33 pm
Guest
In article <70pb14ldq2tnq4l07nvkau5f5o0lpdejkl@4ax.com>, To-Email-
Use-The-Envelope-Icon@My-Web-Site.com says...
Quote:
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:44:39 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:
On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:02 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Jim Thompson wrote:

On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:44:06 -0400, Fred Bloggs <nospam@nospam.com
wrote:



Michael A. Terrell wrote:
[...snip typical moronic nonsense sniping...]

You don't know anything about electronics, you're too stupid to learn,
and you have nothing useful to say, so why do you post here?


Gaw-w-w-w-wd! What is that smell? Is that YOU Bloggsy? Forgot to
wipe again ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

I'm not going to waste toilet paper unnecessarily. If you're healthy,
regular, and somewhat flexible, you too could practice the Asian squat
method and not need toilet paper. I go through maybe a single roll
annually, and I am totally clean. If you require wiping, it usually
means you had incomplete evacuation of the colon, the exterior may be
cleaned of large debris but just below the surface you're still stuffed
with feces. I on the other hand achieve complete evacuation up to the
intestine, the whole process is completed in seconds, without effort or
tons of gaseous discharge due to bacterial action on long term fecal
retention.


Yep, You certainly are _evacuated_, evacuated brain that is ;-)

...Jim Thompson

......sigh.....

Yep, You survived a partial birth abortion Wink

He did?


--
Keith
 
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