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On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Apr 15, 11:52 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Apr 12, 11:33 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet

http://www.odt.org/Pictures/mcarthursmap.jpg

Is this the only navigational help you're going to provide Chung?
This
is
going to be the easiest 15 grand you ever made FH.

That and a few helpful tips I learned in the Scouts,
such as how moss always grows on the north side of
a tree.

Make sure he knows what the Gulf Stream is and how it works, just a
cursory
overview (20 seconds or less) will suffice. You might want to clue him
on
on the likelyhood of giant rogue waves turning his boat into a wooden
missile at some point during the journey. Should I provide seatbelts, or
would it do more harm than good? Chung's 80 pound pack might cause a
problem if he does a Peter Pan over the edge of the boat.

It's fair and gentle seas up until the North Sea, presuming
he survives the ice packs, which should be calving heavily
now that summer is on its way.

Well, sounds like you've provided a safe route, Chung should thank you for
this encouraging piece of information FH.

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On Apr 17, 12:36 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 15, 11:52 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 12, 11:33 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet

http://www.odt.org/Pictures/mcarthursmap.jpg

Is this the only navigational help you're going to provide Chung?
This
is
going to be the easiest 15 grand you ever made FH.

That and a few helpful tips I learned in the Scouts,
such as how moss always grows on the north side of
a tree.

Make sure he knows what the Gulf Stream is and how it works, just a
cursory
overview (20 seconds or less) will suffice. You might want to clue
him
on
on the likelyhood of giant rogue waves turning his boat into a wooden
missile at some point during the journey. Should I provide seatbelts,
or
would it do more harm than good? Chung's 80 pound pack might cause a
problem if he does a Peter Pan over the edge of the boat.

It's fair and gentle seas up until the North Sea, presuming
he survives the ice packs, which should be calving heavily
now that summer is on its way.

Well, sounds like you've provided a safe route, Chung should thank you
for
this encouraging piece of information FH.

Hmm. Guess what sank on her maiden voyage from Southampton to
New York on April 15, 1912 -- anniversary two days ago?

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead! Fortunately for Chung, his *ship* will only
be able to reach a top speed of 3 knots and this should prevent him from
slamming into any bergs capable of sinking the RMS-Wanger. Perhaps I should
consider investing in an old outboard motor. My dad has an 1983 Evinrude,
100HP. It could cause the boat to sink even lower into the water but with
that amount of HP, Chung's boat could probably reach speeds of 45MPH without
much trouble. Again, the size and weight of the boat has to be considered
though and with a 300 pound boat ( plenty of holes) a large motor might
cause other problems. Oh well, I'll look into the Evinrude. Chung would
have to stop off along the way to get extra fuel but that's his problem.
Given the weight of the gear, motor and crew, the boat would have the life
expectancy of a common housefly, but we can't have Chung taking eight months
to reach his destination. Risks must be taken.

On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Apr 15, 11:52 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 12, 11:33 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet

http://www.odt.org/Pictures/mcarthursmap.jpg

Is this the only navigational help you're going to provide Chung?
This
is
going to be the easiest 15 grand you ever made FH.

That and a few helpful tips I learned in the Scouts,
such as how moss always grows on the north side of
a tree.

Make sure he knows what the Gulf Stream is and how it works, just a
cursory
overview (20 seconds or less) will suffice. You might want to clue him
on
on the likelyhood of giant rogue waves turning his boat into a wooden
missile at some point during the journey. Should I provide seatbelts, or
would it do more harm than good? Chung's 80 pound pack might cause a
problem if he does a Peter Pan over the edge of the boat.

It's fair and gentle seas up until the North Sea, presuming
he survives the ice packs, which should be calving heavily
now that summer is on its way.

On Apr 17, 12:36 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 15, 11:52 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 12, 11:33 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet

http://www.odt.org/Pictures/mcarthursmap.jpg

Is this the only navigational help you're going to provide Chung?
This
is
going to be the easiest 15 grand you ever made FH.

That and a few helpful tips I learned in the Scouts,
such as how moss always grows on the north side of
a tree.

Make sure he knows what the Gulf Stream is and how it works, just a
cursory
overview (20 seconds or less) will suffice. You might want to clue
him
on
on the likelyhood of giant rogue waves turning his boat into a wooden
missile at some point during the journey. Should I provide seatbelts,
or
would it do more harm than good? Chung's 80 pound pack might cause a
problem if he does a Peter Pan over the edge of the boat.

It's fair and gentle seas up until the North Sea, presuming
he survives the ice packs, which should be calving heavily
now that summer is on its way.

Well, sounds like you've provided a safe route, Chung should thank you
for
this encouraging piece of information FH.

Hmm. Guess what sank on her maiden voyage from Southampton to
New York on April 15, 1912 -- anniversary two days ago?

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:13:55 -0400, Machete wrote:

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!



Is this the best use of your time?

--

On Apr 15, 7:01 pm, J666 <j...@jmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:55:39 -0500, Father Haskell wrote
(in message
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On Apr 15, 6:37 pm, J666 <j...@jmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:27:42 -0500, Father Haskell wrote
(in message
785bc558-344c-4a39-bd15-379c807f8...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):

Chung flambe?

The Chung-shaped beacon.

Yes, a beacon warning others to stay away

Food for the seagulls once it cools down.

Deep fried McChungs for the seagulls???

They're not picky. They normally eat garbage.

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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:13:55 -0400, Machete wrote:

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!



Is this the best use of your time?

--

Asking me question like "can I show you what love is" certainly point in
that direction. My advice would be to find people who are into roughing
it rather than wasting 18 hours a day with Wanger here on the net.

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:50 -0400, Machete wrote:

"monkfish" <monkfish@nowhere.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:13:55 -0400, Machete wrote:

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!



Is this the best use of your time?

--

Asking me question like "can I show you what love is" certainly point in
that direction. My advice would be to find people who are into roughing
it rather than wasting 18 hours a day with Wanger here on the net.


You first.

--
monkfish

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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:50 -0400, Machete wrote:

"monkfish" <monkfish@nowhere.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:13:55 -0400, Machete wrote:

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!



Is this the best use of your time?


Asking me question like "can I show you what love is" certainly point
in that direction. My advice would be to find people who are into
roughing it rather than wasting 18 hours a day with Wanger here on the
net.


You first.


Such a foolish statement, you are the one that asked if I wanted to know
what love was. A bit unseemly for one man to be asking another, don't
ya think?

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:19:47 -0400, Machete wrote:

"monkfish" <monkfish@nowhere.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:12:50 -0400, Machete wrote:

"monkfish" <monkfish@nowhere.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:13:55 -0400, Machete wrote:

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead!



Is this the best use of your time?


Asking me question like "can I show you what love is" certainly point
in that direction. My advice would be to find people who are into
roughing it rather than wasting 18 hours a day with Wanger here on the
net.


You first.


Such a foolish statement, you are the one that asked if I wanted to know
what love was. A bit unseemly for one man to be asking another, don't
ya think?



Is language prior to humans?

--
monkfish

On Apr 17, 2:13 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 17, 12:36 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 15, 11:52 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Apr 12, 11:33 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet

http://www.odt.org/Pictures/mcarthursmap.jpg

Is this the only navigational help you're going to provide
Chung?
This
is
going to be the easiest 15 grand you ever made FH.

That and a few helpful tips I learned in the Scouts,
such as how moss always grows on the north side of
a tree.

Make sure he knows what the Gulf Stream is and how it works, just a
cursory
overview (20 seconds or less) will suffice. You might want to clue
him
on
on the likelyhood of giant rogue waves turning his boat into a
wooden
missile at some point during the journey. Should I provide
seatbelts,
or
would it do more harm than good? Chung's 80 pound pack might cause
a
problem if he does a Peter Pan over the edge of the boat.

It's fair and gentle seas up until the North Sea, presuming
he survives the ice packs, which should be calving heavily
now that summer is on its way.

Well, sounds like you've provided a safe route, Chung should thank you
for
this encouraging piece of information FH.

Hmm. Guess what sank on her maiden voyage from Southampton to
New York on April 15, 1912 -- anniversary two days ago?

Bugger me, iceberg right ahead! Fortunately for Chung, his *ship* will
only
be able to reach a top speed of 3 knots and this should prevent him from
slamming into any bergs capable of sinking the RMS-Wanger. Perhaps I
should
consider investing in an old outboard motor. My dad has an 1983
Evinrude,
100HP. It could cause the boat to sink even lower into the water but
with
that amount of HP, Chung's boat could probably reach speeds of 45MPH
without
much trouble. Again, the size and weight of the boat has to be
considered
though and with a 300 pound boat ( plenty of holes) a large motor might
cause other problems. Oh well, I'll look into the Evinrude. Chung would
have to stop off along the way to get extra fuel but that's his problem.
Given the weight of the gear, motor and crew, the boat would have the
life
expectancy of a common housefly, but we can't have Chung taking eight
months
to reach his destination. Risks must be taken.

Indeed, what with the earthquakes off the Oregon coast
even as we speak.

"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Indeed, what with the earthquakes off the Oregon coast even as we
speak.

Yeah, I don't imagine the Omer-Wanger would fair well against a tsunami
of 40 or 50 feet. I still haven't read a thanks for Chung for the 100HP
motor, it will make it much easier on him physically and will cut his
trip from 8-10 months to perhaps a month, if he makes it out of US
waters, err, I mean, if he doesn't run out of gas.

Does the average man take a dump on the morning, in the evening, or both?