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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost, it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and one of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been assigned to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse comes to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors, and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the "hunger is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria (in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been wasting
away in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group. Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question, is he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift? Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?


What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is,
what emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more dangerous to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun weighs 330,000 times as
much as the Earth but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head. Anyone who would be able to figure this out would probably
win a nice price, perhaps the Fields Medal, where is "Good Will" when you
need him?

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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the individual is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost, it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and one of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been known to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been assigned to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse comes to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors, and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the "hunger is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria (in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been wasting away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group. Chung is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question, is he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift? Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the individual is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost, it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and one of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been known to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been assigned to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse comes to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors, and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the "hunger is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria (in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been wasting away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group. Chung is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question, is he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift? Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is, what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more dangerous to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times as much
as the Earth

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Anyone who would be able to figure this out would probably
win a nice price, perhaps the Fields Medal, where is "Good Will" > when you need him?

On Feb 25, 1:08 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost, it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors, and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the "hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria (in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group. Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question, is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift? Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

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On Feb 25, 1:08 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost, it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors, and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the "hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria (in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group. Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question, is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift? Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large enough to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless you can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come up with
another option.

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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as
it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the
plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the
individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost,
it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and
one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been
known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been
assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse
comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a
little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron
stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day
fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors,
and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the
"hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once
mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how
hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were
NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read
many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them
ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria
(in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day
fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able
to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been
wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce
proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got
busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with
a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group.
Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question,
is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift?
Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms
of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more
dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should
be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large enough
to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the
cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless you
can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come up
with
another option.

Aim a laser at it, and see if and how much it bends light. If it
has an accretion disc, throw rocks at it and see if you can create
x-ray bursts.

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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours. It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive as
it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the
plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the
individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the cost,
it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk and
one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been
known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been
assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse
comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a
little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron
stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day
fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base doors,
and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose. I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the
"hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once
mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how
hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals were
NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read
many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of them
ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps, they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or Malaria
(in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day
fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still able
to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been
wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce
proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got
busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth with
a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group.
Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the question,
is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift?
Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3 March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in terms
of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more
dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we should
be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large enough
to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the
cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless you
can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come up
with
another option.

Aim a laser at it, and see if and how much it bends light. If it
has an accretion disc, throw rocks at it and see if you can create
x-ray bursts.

Of course, this test will have to be performed before the procedure begins.
Again, individuals will have to be expendable. In fact, I would issue a
civil emergency message to all those living within a 35 mile radius.

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On Feb 25, 1:08 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com
wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to
be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine
and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest
this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours.
It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive
as
it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the
plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the
individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken
the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the
cost,
it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk
and
one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have
to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been
known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been
assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard
time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse
comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a
little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron
stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day
fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base
doors,
and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose.
I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the
"hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once
mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how
hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals
were
NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read
many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of
them
ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps,
they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or
Malaria
(in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day
fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still
able
to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been
wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce
proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said
you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got
busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth
with
a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group.
Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the
question,
is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift?
Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3
March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in
terms
of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions
is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more
dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we
should
be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times
as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large
enough
to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the
cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless you
can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come up
with
another option.

Aim a laser at it, and see if and how much it bends light. If it
has an accretion disc, throw rocks at it and see if you can create
x-ray bursts.

Of course, this test will have to be performed before the procedure
begins.
Again, individuals will have to be expendable. In fact, I would issue a
civil emergency message to all those living within a 35 mile radius.

We have liability coverage for that? What's the most remote stretch
of godforsaken empty desert within rail service?

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On Feb 25, 12:20 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 9:04 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 6:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 24, 12:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com
wrote:

Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs to
be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids scopolamine
and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest
this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72 hours.
It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less expensive
as
it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find the
plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the
individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken
the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the
cost,
it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk
and
one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't have
to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have been
known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been
assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra yard
time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If worse
comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with a
little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron
stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389 day
fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base
doors,
and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his nose.
I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the
"hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once
mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how
hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals
were
NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have read
many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of
them
ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until, perhaps,
they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or
Malaria
(in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392 day
fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still
able
to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been
wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to produce
proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet? Said
you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof. Got
busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth
with
a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this group.
Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the
question,
is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift?
Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3
March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in
terms
of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real questions
is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed) or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more
dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we
should
be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000 times
as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large
enough
to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the
cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless you
can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come up
with
another option.

Aim a laser at it, and see if and how much it bends light. If it
has an accretion disc, throw rocks at it and see if you can create
x-ray bursts.

Of course, this test will have to be performed before the procedure
begins.
Again, individuals will have to be expendable. In fact, I would issue a
civil emergency message to all those living within a 35 mile radius.

We have liability coverage for that? What's the most remote stretch
of godforsaken empty desert within rail service?

Parts are eastern Montana (the big empty) are remote and I believe it is
still on the rail line. Complete isolation might be found at Bikini Atoll,
where the US did a lot of nuclear testing during the 1950's. I can't be
certain, but I can only assume the population probably hasn't increased much
in the last 50 years. Of course, we are talking about a 13 hour flight.
Chung will have to provide his own transportation, perhaps I can lend him my
canoe for his voyage across the Pacific. I have a reasonably decent 10 HP
motor (which is the limit in the BWCA where I spend a couple of weeks during
the summer) and a life jacket. I would estimate that his chances of making
it are about.004 percent but we can wait until Typhoon season! Then I would
estimate his chances of making the 13,000 mile journey to be around.00002
percent, perhaps a bit higher if he's decent swimmer.

Ultimate seclution would be found at the top of K2, the second tallest
moutain in the world but then we are talking about more money, porters to
haul equipment, adapting to altitude and dealing with the violent storms
that occur frequently, not to mention the near vertical climbing involved
above the higher camps. Taking all that into consideration, it might be the
perfect place for Chung provided he covers the cost of the journey. Since
the climbing season is during the summer months, there would be no one else
on the moutain and insurance would not be necessary. Out of the 150 or so
people that have attempted the climb, around 40 or so have died trying.
That's the ticket!

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On Feb 23, 6:22 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com
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Nope, too expensive, we have a budget that needs
to
be
considered.
Datura
(or Jimson Weed) contains the alkaloids
scopolamine
and
atropine.
People
who have been brave (or stupid) enough in ingest
this
plant
are
usually
left
in a semi-vegetative state for as long as 72
hours.
It
may
not
be
as
effective as a surgical drug but far less
expensive
as
it
grows
in
the
wild
almost everywhere, most of the time you can find
the
plant
growing
within
a
mile of your home. Vivid hallucinations are
almost
certain
to
occur
but
to
the user, these hallucinations are real and the
individual
is
usually
not
aware, or does not remember, that he's even taken
the
drug.

Perhaps a crude method but when considering the
cost,
it's
probably
the
best
option. Users are, in most cases, unable to walk
and
one
of
the
most
noted
side effects is decreased motility so we won't
have
to
worry
about
gastric
issues. There have been cases where users have
been
known
to
become
violent
but this is rare and the yard apes who have been
assigned
to
this
procedure
will be there to make sure things don't get out
of
control.
These
men
are
working for virtually nothing, a little extra
yard
time
and
some
dominoes
when they return to their supermax prison.

Hey Chung, what dressing you want on your salad?

He'll have to bring his own, too expensive. If
worse
comes
to
worse
we'll
use one of the solvents laying about, something with
a
little
kick.
Always
plenty of acetone around! heh Chung has a cast iron
stomach
from
all
those
bizarre foods that he eats, not to mention his 389
day
fast.

His house is worse than Ozzy's. Open the sink base
doors,
and
ten sacks of Doritos fall out.

I understand Ozzy once picked up a popsicle stick off
the
ground,
that
was
covered with ants, and snorted all the ants up his
nose.
I
wonder
if
Chung
would count this in his "pounds per day" diet.

Proof positive that Chung belongs in a shithouse is the
"hunger
is
good"
BS
he's always foisting off on this group. Someone once
mentioned
starvation,
and the victims of Hitler's concentration camps and how
hungry
those
people
must have been. Chung remarked that those individuals
were
NOT
hungry
when
they were dying which is absolute bullshit as I have
read
many
accounts
of
starving POW's and concentration camp victims, many of
them
ate
each
other!
These people thought of nothing BUT food until,
perhaps,
they
developed
some
nasty disease 2 days before they died like Typhus or
Malaria
(in
tropical
areas.) If Chung is not certified, he should certainly
go
through
with
the
planned procedure as it would be best for all involved.

Starvation tends to cause hunger, Chung.

If he thinks hunger is somehow "good," that's proof he's
never experienced it.

Oh but he has, haven't you read the story about his 392
day
fast?
Apparently, he was hungry nearly the entire time yet still
able
to
engage
in
numerous activities, while the rest of us would have been
wasting
away
in
bed. Must be the Iridium. Of course, when asked to
produce
proof
(photos)
of his brave endeavour, nothing was ever produced.

Remember the clown who started that "breatharian" diet?
Said
you
could
live on nothing more than air, and he was living proof.
Got
busted
when
someone videoed him leaving a Burger King, wiping his mouth
with
a
napkin.

Well, one thing is certain, hot air flows freely in this
group.
Chung
is
now predicting a world-wide flu pandemic, which begs the
question,
is
he
delving into epidemiology or is this another devine gift?
Apparently,
along
with the moon bashing into the Earth, we will encounter a
very
virulent
form
of the H5N1 virus, so those of us who are not wiped out on 3
March
will
die
a much more painful death; by a virus which rivals Ebola in
terms
of
mortality rate.

Did he miss the Sun going supernova on July 29, suppertime?

What is suppertime to a man who enjoys hunger? The real
questions
is,
what
emits more energy, Chung's Iridium filled brain (if unleashed)
or a
supernova from a nearby star? More specifically, what's more
dangerous
to
the human race? I'm no astronomist but I would deduce that we
should
be
more concerned about Chung. We know that the sun is 330,000
times
as
much
as the Earth

Chung's head is 81,840,000,000 times closer, if you're
standing in the same room.

but no one has ever been able to ascertain the weight of
Chung's head.

Water displacement.

Ah ha, no wait, one would need to find a graduated cylinder large
enough
to
hold Chung's head and I don't believe such an object exsists as the
cylinder
would have to be at least the size of a modest black hole. Unless
you
can
find a wormhole to the nearest one, I'm afraid you'll have to come
up
with
another option.

Aim a laser at it, and see if and how much it bends light. If it
has an accretion disc, throw rocks at it and see if you can create
x-ray bursts.

Of course, this test will have to be performed before the procedure
begins.
Again, individuals will have to be expendable. In fact, I would issue
a
civil emergency message to all those living within a 35 mile radius.

We have liability coverage for that? What's the most remote stretch
of godforsaken empty desert within rail service?

Parts are eastern Montana (the big empty) are remote and I believe it is
still on the rail line. Complete isolation might be found at Bikini
Atoll,
where the US did a lot of nuclear testing during the 1950's. I can't be
certain, but I can only assume the population probably hasn't increased
much
in the last 50 years. Of course, we are talking about a 13 hour flight.
Chung will have to provide his own transportation, perhaps I can lend him
my
canoe for his voyage across the Pacific. I have a reasonably decent 10
HP
motor (which is the limit in the BWCA where I spend a couple of weeks
during
the summer) and a life jacket. I would estimate that his chances of
making
it are about.004 percent but we can wait until Typhoon season! Then I
would
estimate his chances of making the 13,000 mile journey to be around.00002
percent, perhaps a bit higher if he's decent swimmer.

Ultimate seclution would be found at the top of K2, the second tallest
moutain in the world but then we are talking about more money, porters to
haul equipment, adapting to altitude and dealing with the violent storms
that occur frequently, not to mention the near vertical climbing involved
above the higher camps. Taking all that into consideration, it might be
the
perfect place for Chung provided he covers the cost of the journey.
Since
the climbing season is during the summer months, there would be no one
else
on the moutain and insurance would not be necessary. Out of the 150 or
so
people that have attempted the climb, around 40 or so have died trying.
That's the ticket!

Let's see if he can do it drunk.

How remote is ANWR?

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Ultimate seclution would be found at the top of K2, the second tallest
moutain in the world but then we are talking about more money, porters to
haul equipment, adapting to altitude and dealing with the violent storms
that occur frequently, not to mention the near vertical climbing involved
above the higher camps. Taking all that into consideration, it might be
the
perfect place for Chung provided he covers the cost of the journey.
Since
the climbing season is during the summer months, there would be no one
else
on the moutain and insurance would not be necessary. Out of the 150 or
so
people that have attempted the climb, around 40 or so have died trying.
That's the ticket!

Let's see if he can do it drunk.

How remote is ANWR?

Other than the Dalton Highway, which doesn't get you directly into the
refuge, the only real way to get there is by plane. We could hire a drunken
indian pilot with a 40 year old Cessna to fly in although he may not be
willing to land, if the weather's bad. Chung may have to jump out from four
or five thousand feet, we'll make sure the pilot packs the chute after we've
plied him with plenty of good whiskey. I'd say it's pretty fucking remote,
taking into consideration all the wild (and dangerous) animals that call it
their home such as the polar, grizzly and black bear, not to mention all the
wolves and moose (which can be very dangerous if approached.)

Make sure and
mention that, oh wait, we'll leave it to the indian to fill Chung in on the
details. Good thinking and this time of year, I would imagine the
temperature probably never gets above -10 degrees and can sink as low
as -60, perfect weather for a man with a hard head. We'll supply Chung with
a standard 35 dollar K-Mart tent, a pillow made from straw and some
C-Rations left over from WW2. If I'm feeling generous (and I usually never
am) I'll also supply a box of matches. He'll have to make use good use of
the 45 minutes of daylight.

Been to Alaska a few times but I can't say as I've ventured that far north!
Went to see Denali National Park hoping to see McKinley but each time it was
covered with clouds. That might also be a good spot as not too many people
go there during the winter, it tends to be a bit chilly.

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On Feb 25, 3:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Ultimate seclution would be found at the top of K2, the second tallest
moutain in the world but then we are talking about more money, porters
to
haul equipment, adapting to altitude and dealing with the violent
storms
that occur frequently, not to mention the near vertical climbing
involved
above the higher camps. Taking all that into consideration, it might
be
the
perfect place for Chung provided he covers the cost of the journey.
Since
the climbing season is during the summer months, there would be no one
else
on the moutain and insurance would not be necessary. Out of the 150
or
so
people that have attempted the climb, around 40 or so have died
trying.
That's the ticket!

Let's see if he can do it drunk.

How remote is ANWR?

Other than the Dalton Highway, which doesn't get you directly into the
refuge, the only real way to get there is by plane. We could hire a
drunken
indian pilot with a 40 year old Cessna to fly in although he may not be
willing to land, if the weather's bad. Chung may have to jump out from
four
or five thousand feet, we'll make sure the pilot packs the chute after
we've
plied him with plenty of good whiskey. I'd say it's pretty fucking
remote,
taking into consideration all the wild (and dangerous) animals that call
it
their home such as the polar, grizzly and black bear, not to mention all
the
wolves and moose (which can be very dangerous if approached.)

Shove a reeking dead trout down Chung's pants and tie his hands behind
his
back and his feet together, just for laughs. I don't *think* the
grizzlies
will hurt him; I hear they're actually quite friendly.

Make sure and
mention that, oh wait, we'll leave it to the indian to fill Chung in on
the
details. Good thinking and this time of year, I would imagine the
temperature probably never gets above -10 degrees and can sink as low
as -60, perfect weather for a man with a hard head. We'll supply Chung
with
a standard 35 dollar K-Mart tent, a pillow made from straw and some
C-Rations left over from WW2. If I'm feeling generous (and I usually
never
am) I'll also supply a box of matches. He'll have to make use good use
of
the 45 minutes of daylight.

Been to Alaska a few times but I can't say as I've ventured that far
north!
Went to see Denali National Park hoping to see McKinley but each time it
was
covered with clouds. That might also be a good spot as not too many
people
go there during the winter, it tends to be a bit chilly.

Maybe the hollow earth loonies are right, and there's a huge,
gigantic
pit at the north pole he can be dropped into.

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On Feb 25, 7:17 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 25, 3:09 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:

Ultimate seclution would be found at the top of K2, the second tallest
moutain in the world but then we are talking about more money, porters
to
haul equipment, adapting to altitude and dealing with the violent
storms
that occur frequently, not to mention the near vertical climbing
involved
above the higher camps. Taking all that into consideration, it might
be
the
perfect place for Chung provided he covers the cost of the journey.
Since
the climbing season is during the summer months, there would be no one
else
on the moutain and insurance would not be necessary. Out of the 150
or
so
people that have attempted the climb, around 40 or so have died
trying.
That's the ticket!

Let's see if he can do it drunk.

How remote is ANWR?

Other than the Dalton Highway, which doesn't get you directly into the
refuge, the only real way to get there is by plane. We could hire a
drunken
indian pilot with a 40 year old Cessna to fly in although he may not be
willing to land, if the weather's bad. Chung may have to jump out from
four
or five thousand feet, we'll make sure the pilot packs the chute after
we've
plied him with plenty of good whiskey. I'd say it's pretty fucking
remote,
taking into consideration all the wild (and dangerous) animals that call
it
their home such as the polar, grizzly and black bear, not to mention all
the
wolves and moose (which can be very dangerous if approached.)

Shove a reeking dead trout down Chung's pants and tie his hands behind
his
back and his feet together, just for laughs. I don't *think* the
grizzlies
will hurt him; I hear they're actually quite friendly.

Make sure and
mention that, oh wait, we'll leave it to the indian to fill Chung in on
the
details. Good thinking and this time of year, I would imagine the
temperature probably never gets above -10 degrees and can sink as low
as -60, perfect weather for a man with a hard head. We'll supply Chung
with
a standard 35 dollar K-Mart tent, a pillow made from straw and some
C-Rations left over from WW2. If I'm feeling generous (and I usually
never
am) I'll also supply a box of matches. He'll have to make use good use
of
the 45 minutes of daylight.

Been to Alaska a few times but I can't say as I've ventured that far
north!
Went to see Denali National Park hoping to see McKinley but each time it
was
covered with clouds. That might also be a good spot as not too many
people
go there during the winter, it tends to be a bit chilly.

Maybe the hollow earth loonies are right, and there's a huge,
gigantic
pit at the north pole he can be dropped into.

I was watching the Discovery Channel one night and there was this group of
base jumpers who went in search of this massive hole in the ground,
somewhere in Mexico. It's basically a cave that's completely vertical,
about 1,000 feet deep. Anyway, these idiots decided that they wanted to
base jump into the cave, it opens up quite a bit on the bottom, perhaps 75
yards wide and it's filled with bats, they were everywhere. Of course, that
didn't bother these guys and they jumped into the cave and than were brought
back up by a powerful pulley of some sort. We could head off to Mexico and
forget to bring the pulley, oops! <Machete looks at Father Haskell> "Didn't
you bring the pulley to get him out?" "No, I thought you were supposed to
bring it!" "Oh well, he'll find his way out eventually, the floor of the
cave rises about 2 centimeters a year."

"Hey Chung, don't worry about the bats, they won't bother you if you don't
bother them."

"Jesus Father, the least you could do is throw him down some ketchup to go
with the bats."