"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

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Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months. This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a
large solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for
months. This just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March!
Chung is on the warpath, out to avenge the naysayers who have
persecuted him!! I think it might be a good idea for Father Haskell
to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

On Feb 21, 2:54 am, malscribe <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote:
Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

It's five tons of bullshit in a one pound can.

On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

Your dealing with a mentally deranged person in Chung. Only a professional
psychiatrist can possible help.

In the mean time it is best to ignore him.

On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:1172080841.963626.202500@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...



On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

On Feb 21, 2:54 am, malscribe <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote:
Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

It's five tons of bullshit in a one pound can.

If released, the concentrated stupidity would drop the average IQ for a
radius of 100 miles.

...But he's in Georgia (I think) so the effects wouldn't be apparent
outside a radius of about 30 miles.

On Feb 21, 8:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a
large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it
might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

It's spelled altar, and sorry, my family's jewish.

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

It's spelled altar, and sorry, my family's jewish.

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

It's spelled altar, and sorry, my family's jewish.

Bris time!

Clear off the dining room table. Break out the ropes, rusty x-acto knife,
and "Circumcision Made E-Z" book. Call in the womenfolk so they can stand
around watching and snickering.

On Feb 21, 8:01 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 21, 5:28 am, "Machete" <Mach...@home.com> wrote:
"malscribe" <roguewri...@rotted.pencil> wrote in message

news:E2E98DE901F3@C7A3A40...

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Didn't supposedly all of the iridium found on Earth arrive
on an asteroid that crashed into the Yucatan peninsula
some 63 m.y. ago? Therefore, could Chung's improbably
dense head have been responsible for wiping out the
dinosaurs?

Be glad it's dense. It's containing levels of stupidity that could
obliterate a small city if unleashed all at once.

A small city? It would be comparable to the enegry unleashed in a large
solar flare, probably disrupting power and communications for months.
This
just might be what Chung has in mind for 3 March! Chung is on the
warpath,
out to avenge the naysayers who have persecuted him!! I think it might
be a
good idea for Father Haskell to organize a prayer circle.

Done. I called none other than President Bush himself,
and together, we prayed.

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

It's spelled altar, and sorry, my family's jewish.

He means his brother is an old alter buoy.

Father Haskell farted out this reeking cloud:

Father, can you help an old alter boy? I'm a Catlic. Heh

It's spelled altar, and sorry, my family's jewish.

Bris time!