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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:59 pm |
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TAX
Tax his land, Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirts,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, Tax his beers,
If he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his bills, Tax his gas,
Tax his notes, Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago And there was
prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in
the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened????? |
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| Myal |
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:06 pm |
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knews4u2chew@yahoo.com wrote:
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Workers Compensation Tax.
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago And there was
prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in
the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened?????
politicians had to make their position secure
if everyone is so dam busy working for govt , they got no time to think
, and are easy to control
smart hey ? |
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:44 pm |
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"Myal" <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:epmcmv$2gf$2@aioe.org...
Quote: politicians had to make their position secure
if everyone is so dam busy working for govt , they got no time to think ,
and are easy to control
smart hey ?
I take it then that you are a government employee since, by your own
definition, your note displays no rational thought behind it and must be so
tightly controlled that all you can do is vent stupid feelings on the net. |
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:06 am |
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default wrote:
Quote: "Myal" <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:epmcmv$2gf$2@aioe.org...
politicians had to make their position secure
if everyone is so dam busy working for govt , they got no time to think ,
and are easy to control
smart hey ?
I take it then that you are a government employee
Kinda .... the govt gimme heaps a money anyway .
since, by your own
Quote: definition, your note displays no rational thought behind it and must be so
tightly controlled that all you can do is vent stupid feelings on the net.
Actually , I wasnt venting , merely observing trends I have noticed
while looking over the last few hundred years of history . |
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| strabo |
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:37 am |
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knews4u2chew@yahoo.com wrote:
Quote: TAX
Tax his land, Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirts,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, Tax his beers,
If he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his bills, Tax his gas,
Tax his notes, Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago And there was
prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in
the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened?????
You do what you're told and pay them. That's what happened.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:30 am |
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On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:06:11 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote: default wrote:
"Myal" <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:epmcmv$2gf$2@aioe.org...
politicians had to make their position secure
if everyone is so dam busy working for govt , they got no time to think ,
and are easy to control
smart hey ?
I take it then that you are a government employee
Kinda .... the govt gimme heaps a money anyway .
Rather than actually work at a real job..Myal lives on the Dole, by
choice.
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since, by your own
definition, your note displays no rational thought behind it and must be so
tightly controlled that all you can do is vent stupid feelings on the net.
Actually , I wasnt venting , merely observing trends I have noticed
while looking over the last few hundred years of history .
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin |
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| Myal |
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:59 am |
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Gunner wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:06:11 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
default wrote:
"Myal" <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:epmcmv$2gf$2@aioe.org...
politicians had to make their position secure
if everyone is so dam busy working for govt , they got no time to think ,
and are easy to control
smart hey ?
I take it then that you are a government employee
Kinda .... the govt gimme heaps a money anyway .
Rather than actually work at a real job..Myal lives on the Dole, by
choice.
Gunner , hander out of almost truths
Get it right Gunner hey ?
Its a govt pension , Im retired .
Geeze , just cos I havent hit 40 yet people got to sling off as if Im an
ordinary dole bludger ....
Quote:
since, by your own
definition, your note displays no rational thought behind it and must be so
tightly controlled that all you can do is vent stupid feelings on the net.
Actually , I wasnt venting , merely observing trends I have noticed
while looking over the last few hundred years of history .
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin |
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| Gunner |
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:15 am |
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On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:59:06 +1100, Myal <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Sept 24, 2004
Quote: Im more worried about getting the next dole cheque......
Thats actually pretty sad.
Yeah , but it beats working .
Im not going to split hairs between using the natural environment to
live from or using the system , its simply a way of living .
Im not going to turn down free handouts , free medial care , free legal
aid , all given to me just because I was born , just like Im not going
to turn down bush tucker .
Right now Im kicking back waiting for the next cheque , to me , its more
important than either your elections or ours , or the compasion of
Bush's acceptable collateral damage to the valour of Kerry's medals of
valour , or the sheer bullshitting and mudslinging ability of Latham and
Howard .
I found a nice spot with the metal detector , I want to go back look
some more . Whoever wins our election , or yours , I couldnt give a dam
..
I found a patch of ground with gold in it , The kids had a blast with
the metal detector , seeing how exited they get when they turn up their
own nuggets , well , to me , its priceless .
Yeah , it may be kinda sad realy , but Im enjoying it , my wifes
enjoying being a mother , Im having fun playing at being a dad , the
kids love getting out in the bush way more than the lives they got at
their homes , even if it means eating bush tucker , getting dirty , and
doing weird stuff like hunting , trapping ,fishing or looking for gold .
Sad as it is , Im waiting on the next cheque , we got more fun to have
before the indoneasians invade and begin the genocide.
Now about that dole check again?
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin |
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:19 am |
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Gunner wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:59:06 +1100, Myal <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Rather than actually work at a real job..Myal lives on the Dole, by
choice.
Gunner , hander out of almost truths
Get it right Gunner hey ?
Its a govt pension , Im retired .
Geeze , just cos I havent hit 40 yet people got to sling off as if Im an
ordinary dole bludger ....
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.survivalism/browse_thread/thread/5133027c4c84b50f/6b078aea5be06aca?lnk=st&q=myal+dole&rnum=10#
Sept 24, 2004
Im more worried about getting the next dole cheque......
Thats actually pretty sad.
Yeah , but it beats working .
Im not going to split hairs between using the natural environment to
live from or using the system , its simply a way of living .
Im not going to turn down free handouts , free medial care , free legal
aid , all given to me just because I was born , just like Im not going
to turn down bush tucker .
Right now Im kicking back waiting for the next cheque , to me , its more
important than either your elections or ours , or the compasion of
Bush's acceptable collateral damage to the valour of Kerry's medals of
valour , or the sheer bullshitting and mudslinging ability of Latham and
Howard .
I found a nice spot with the metal detector , I want to go back look
some more . Whoever wins our election , or yours , I couldnt give a dam
.
I found a patch of ground with gold in it , The kids had a blast with
the metal detector , seeing how exited they get when they turn up their
own nuggets , well , to me , its priceless .
Yeah , it may be kinda sad realy , but Im enjoying it , my wifes
enjoying being a mother , Im having fun playing at being a dad , the
kids love getting out in the bush way more than the lives they got at
their homes , even if it means eating bush tucker , getting dirty , and
doing weird stuff like hunting , trapping ,fishing or looking for gold .
Sad as it is , Im waiting on the next cheque , we got more fun to have
before the indoneasians invade and begin the genocide.
Now about that dole check again?
You are still wrong , and handing out half truths as if fact .
How old is that post ???
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Quote:
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin |
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:07 pm |
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On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:19:48 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote: Gunner wrote:
On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:59:06 +1100, Myal <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Rather than actually work at a real job..Myal lives on the Dole, by
choice.
Gunner , hander out of almost truths
Get it right Gunner hey ?
Its a govt pension , Im retired .
Geeze , just cos I havent hit 40 yet people got to sling off as if Im an
ordinary dole bludger ....
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.survivalism/browse_thread/thread/5133027c4c84b50f/6b078aea5be06aca?lnk=st&q=myal+dole&rnum=10#
Sept 24, 2004
Im more worried about getting the next dole cheque......
Thats actually pretty sad.
Yeah , but it beats working .
Im not going to split hairs between using the natural environment to
live from or using the system , its simply a way of living .
Im not going to turn down free handouts , free medial care , free legal
aid , all given to me just because I was born , just like Im not going
to turn down bush tucker .
Right now Im kicking back waiting for the next cheque , to me , its more
important than either your elections or ours , or the compasion of
Bush's acceptable collateral damage to the valour of Kerry's medals of
valour , or the sheer bullshitting and mudslinging ability of Latham and
Howard .
I found a nice spot with the metal detector , I want to go back look
some more . Whoever wins our election , or yours , I couldnt give a dam
.
I found a patch of ground with gold in it , The kids had a blast with
the metal detector , seeing how exited they get when they turn up their
own nuggets , well , to me , its priceless .
Yeah , it may be kinda sad realy , but Im enjoying it , my wifes
enjoying being a mother , Im having fun playing at being a dad , the
kids love getting out in the bush way more than the lives they got at
their homes , even if it means eating bush tucker , getting dirty , and
doing weird stuff like hunting , trapping ,fishing or looking for gold .
Sad as it is , Im waiting on the next cheque , we got more fun to have
before the indoneasians invade and begin the genocide.
Now about that dole check again?
You are still wrong , and handing out half truths as if fact .
How old is that post ???
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Laddy boyo..that was your very own post, unchanged, found on google, and
dated September, 24, 2004
Now either you lied in that post, or you lied in the recent one. Which
is it mate?
Dirt file? I dont bother to keep one. Any "dirt" that needs be dug up,
is already publicly available. Hence the warnings over the years, that
will Google archiving posts..one best review ones postings, mindful that
ones words may someday rise up and bite oneself in the ass.
There were indeed others, but I only bothered picking one.
Shrug
Gunner
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Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin |
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:41 pm |
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Gunner wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:19:48 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Gunner wrote:
On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:59:06 +1100, Myal <dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Rather than actually work at a real job..Myal lives on the Dole, by
choice.
Gunner , hander out of almost truths
Get it right Gunner hey ?
Its a govt pension , Im retired .
Geeze , just cos I havent hit 40 yet people got to sling off as if Im an
ordinary dole bludger ....
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.survivalism/browse_thread/thread/5133027c4c84b50f/6b078aea5be06aca?lnk=st&q=myal+dole&rnum=10#
Sept 24, 2004
Im more worried about getting the next dole cheque......
Thats actually pretty sad.
Yeah , but it beats working .
Im not going to split hairs between using the natural environment to
live from or using the system , its simply a way of living .
Im not going to turn down free handouts , free medial care , free legal
aid , all given to me just because I was born , just like Im not going
to turn down bush tucker .
Right now Im kicking back waiting for the next cheque , to me , its more
important than either your elections or ours , or the compasion of
Bush's acceptable collateral damage to the valour of Kerry's medals of
valour , or the sheer bullshitting and mudslinging ability of Latham and
Howard .
I found a nice spot with the metal detector , I want to go back look
some more . Whoever wins our election , or yours , I couldnt give a dam
.
I found a patch of ground with gold in it , The kids had a blast with
the metal detector , seeing how exited they get when they turn up their
own nuggets , well , to me , its priceless .
Yeah , it may be kinda sad realy , but Im enjoying it , my wifes
enjoying being a mother , Im having fun playing at being a dad , the
kids love getting out in the bush way more than the lives they got at
their homes , even if it means eating bush tucker , getting dirty , and
doing weird stuff like hunting , trapping ,fishing or looking for gold .
Sad as it is , Im waiting on the next cheque , we got more fun to have
before the indoneasians invade and begin the genocide.
Now about that dole check again?
You are still wrong , and handing out half truths as if fact .
How old is that post ???
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Laddy boyo..that was your very own post, unchanged, found on google, and
dated September, 24, 2004
Let me explain it as this gunner ,
in 2004 I was on dole , note , "was" , you posted as if I still am .
if you wish to dig into the past youll find stuff about "when I turn 30"
does this mean Im still not yet 30 ?
UPDATE , get with it
sheesh
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Now either you lied in that post, or you lied in the recent one. Which
is it mate?
Dirt file? I dont bother to keep one. Any "dirt" that needs be dug up,
is already publicly available. Hence the warnings over the years, that
will Google archiving posts..one best review ones postings, mindful that
ones words may someday rise up and bite oneself in the ass.
There were indeed others, but I only bothered picking one.
Shrug
Gunner
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
John Griffin
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:20 pm |
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On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:41:26 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Laddy boyo..that was your very own post, unchanged, found on google, and
dated September, 24, 2004
Let me explain it as this gunner ,
in 2004 I was on dole , note , "was" , you posted as if I still am .
if you wish to dig into the past youll find stuff about "when I turn 30"
does this mean Im still not yet 30 ?
UPDATE , get with it
sheesh
So in the 2.something years since 2004..you managed to accrue enough
governmental service to get a pension?
Wow! In the States it takes almost 20 yrs to do that. Fascinating!
Whodathunkit?
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:39 am |
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Gunner wrote:
Quote: On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:41:26 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Laddy boyo..that was your very own post, unchanged, found on google, and
dated September, 24, 2004
Let me explain it as this gunner ,
in 2004 I was on dole , note , "was" , you posted as if I still am .
if you wish to dig into the past youll find stuff about "when I turn 30"
does this mean Im still not yet 30 ?
UPDATE , get with it
sheesh
So in the 2.something years since 2004..you managed to accrue enough
governmental service to get a pension?
Wow! In the States it takes almost 20 yrs to do that. Fascinating!
Whodathunkit?
Gunner
whats a govt service point ?
never heard of them here .
looks like you guys are getting shafted big time
Quote: "Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:07 pm |
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On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:39:51 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
Quote: Gunner wrote:
On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:41:26 GMT, Myal <Dumaree@hotmail.com> wrote:
let me see you type that things cannot change ....
go on , do it .
update your dirt file hey ?
Laddy boyo..that was your very own post, unchanged, found on google, and
dated September, 24, 2004
Let me explain it as this gunner ,
in 2004 I was on dole , note , "was" , you posted as if I still am .
if you wish to dig into the past youll find stuff about "when I turn 30"
does this mean Im still not yet 30 ?
UPDATE , get with it
sheesh
So in the 2.something years since 2004..you managed to accrue enough
governmental service to get a pension?
Wow! In the States it takes almost 20 yrs to do that. Fascinating!
Whodathunkit?
Gunner
whats a govt service point ?
never heard of them here .
looks like you guys are getting shafted big time
pen·sion1 (pe(n'sh?n)
A sum of money paid regularly as a retirement benefit or by way of
patronage.
1. To grant a pension to.
2. To retire or dismiss with a pension: “Some French farmers suggest
that the Government pension off the older and less efficient farmers”
(E.J. Dionne, Jr.).
[Middle English pensioun, payment, from Old French pension, from Latin
pe-nsio-, pe-nsio-n-, from pe-nsus, past participle of pendere, to
weigh, pay.]
Gunner
"Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
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