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micky
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:23 pm
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"Rich" <rander3127@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Feb 6, 2:48 pm, "micky" <m...@mouse.net> wrote:
Nice to know lunatics are allowed to ride the Shuttle. Must have
missed that in the battery of psych tests they supposedly give these
people..

Now if that's not calling the kettle black! You could use a a battery or
two.


a a? Stuttering is a sign of "illness" too.


pretty llllame...
Davoud
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:38 pm
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Joe S. wrote:

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Gives a whole new meaning to the term "docking maneuver."

OK, folks, thanks for coming out, but the game is over. We have a
winner.

Davoud

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Iordani
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:39 pm
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Stan Jensen wrote:

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Now they're going to charge her with attempted murder

That's about the dumbest (sort of comment) I've ever heard. Ever.
Iordani
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:40 pm
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Ed T wrote:

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I predict she will receive a large cash settlement from NASA for the
occupational stress which ultimately resulted in her emotional collapse
and will serve no jail time.
That's about the dumbest (sort of prediction) I've ever heard. Ever.
micky
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:40 pm
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"Davoud" <star@sky.net> wrote in message
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Joe S. wrote:

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "docking maneuver."

OK, folks, thanks for coming out, but the game is over. We have a
winner.

Davoud

says who?
Davoud
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:56 pm
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Stan Jensen wrote:
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Now they're going to charge her with attempted murder

Iordani:
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That's about the dumbest (sort of comment) I've ever heard. Ever.

It's also out of date. Capt. Nowak *has* been charged with attempted
first-degree murder. She appeared in court in shackles. (NYT, CNN, WP,
others.)

Davoud

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Iordani
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:10 pm
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micky wrote:

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OK, folks, thanks for coming out, but the game is over. We have a
winner.

says who?

Says you, the winner.
Bob Schmall
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:25 pm
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Rich wrote:
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On Feb 6, 2:52 pm, Bob Schmall <rschm...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
Rich wrote:
On Feb 6, 11:40 am, "Dale" <drdale_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Let the sick jokes begin, bring 'em on
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2852454&page=1
It happened in "satellite parking".. this is true
She is wearing a tracking device, will Starry Night add it to the list. One
very eccentric orbit per day.
Dale Ireland
Nice to know lunatics are allowed to ride the Shuttle. Must have
missed that in the battery of psych tests they supposedly give these
people..
There you go, Rich: one--count 'em, one--goes wacky, so "lunatics" are
riding the shuttle. Lump 'em all in one basket, the hell with logic.


One? Like there were no religious maniacs, UFO nuts produced by the
space program.

They came out of their burrows as a reaction to the space program, they

weren't produced by it. The nutty sector was there long before the space
program.
Joe S.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:54 am
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"Dale" <drdale_com@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Let the sick jokes begin, bring 'em on

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2852454&page=1

It happened in "satellite parking".. this is true

She is wearing a tracking device, will Starry Night add it to the list.
One very eccentric orbit per day.



Dale Ireland


Does this qualify them for membership in the "Mile-High Club?"
Dale
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:08 pm
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You better do more research. They DO wear diapers!!
Anyway, serious discussion is OFF Topic in this thread. Jokes only.

"Iordani" <somewhere@earth.net> wrote in message
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Dale wrote:

I hope those weren't the $2500 NASA diapers they issue in case of a
malfunction on the Shuttle

That's about the dumbest (sort of hope) I've ever heard. Ever.

Dale
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:03 am
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This exact thing happened to William Shatner on at least two occaisions. In
Star Trek episodes 105 and 210 he was divided into a good Kirk and an evil
anti-Kirk. I believe this happens in space and we just have to look on the
Enterprise for the good Nowak and recombobulate her with the evil
anti-Nowak... easy

When you launch an astronaut into space wearing diapers you are asking for
trouble. What were they thinking.
Guest
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:25 pm
On Feb 7, 11:08�am, "Dale" <drdale_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote:
You better do more research. They DO wear diapers!!
Anyway, serious discussion is OFF Topic in this thread. Jokes only.

"Iordani" <somewh...@earth.net> wrote in message

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Dale wrote:

I hope those weren't the $2500 NASA diapers they issue in case of a
malfunction on the Shuttle

That's about the dumbest (sort of hope) I've ever heard.  Ever.- Hide quoted text -

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Does anyone know how the ratio of priest/pervert compares to the
ratio of astronut/nutcase. I'm trying to figure out which is the
saner group of people.
micky
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:47 pm
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"Dale" <drdale_com@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Quote:
This exact thing happened to William Shatner on at least two occaisions.
In Star Trek episodes 105 and 210 he was divided into a good Kirk and an
evil anti-Kirk. I believe this happens in space and we just have to look
on the Enterprise for the good Nowak and recombobulate her with the evil
anti-Nowak... easy


You mean the good one is still out there?
Dale
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:03 pm
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Yes, of course, the good-Nowak is certainly still aboard the Shuttle,
probably near the Head, but they may have to get her back up in space to
complete the recombobulation. I don't remember how they smooshed them
together again on Star Trek

Quote:

"Dale" <drdale_com@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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This exact thing happened to William Shatner on at least two occaisions.
In Star Trek episodes 105 and 210 he was divided into a good Kirk and an
evil anti-Kirk. I believe this happens in space and we just have to look
on the Enterprise for the good Nowak and recombobulate her with the evil
anti-Nowak... easy


You mean the good one is still out there?
 
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