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| Sarah Ehrett... |
 Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
uncuntrollably! |
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| Uncle Vic... |
| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:37 pm |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Sarah Ehrett <connielingus73 at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote: Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
uncuntrollably!
I'll bet you've been doing Frankie Lee. His idea of oral sex includes a
knife, fork & spoon.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
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| Christopher A. Lee... |
| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:53 pm |
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:37:58 -0600, Uncle Vic <address at (no spam) withheld.com>
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Quote: One fine day in alt.atheism, Sarah Ehrett <connielingus73 at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:
Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
uncuntrollably!
I'll bet you've been doing Frankie Lee. His idea of oral sex includes a
knife, fork & spoon.
You forgot the turd. |
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| Smiler... |
| Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:04 am |
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Christopher A. Lee wrote:
Quote: On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:37:58 -0600, Uncle Vic <address at (no spam) withheld.com
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Sarah Ehrett <connielingus73 at (no spam) yahoo.com
wrote:
Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied
with rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out.
Last month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is
twitchin uncuntrollably!
I'll bet you've been doing Frankie Lee. His idea of oral sex
includes a knife, fork & spoon.
You forgot the turd.
No he didn't. He mentioned Frankie Lee by name.
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Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer |
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| Sister Sofonda Cox... |
| Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:42 pm |
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On Nov 18, 11:32 pm, Sarah Ehrett <connielingu... at (no spam) yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote: Re: Ouch! God DAMN it!
Garanteed one way trip to Eternal hellfire and damnation.
Quote: Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up,
{vomit!}
Quote: tied with
rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
uncuntrollably!
That ain't very ladylike. A godly Woman would never discuss such
things pubicly.
I suggest you have a nice long talk with The Lord. He can do Wonders.
He can Cure your ills. Do not delay Child. |
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