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Tehiru...
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:38 pm
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What's not to love? First, there's the insecurity inherent in not only
being a Magister, but an especially grand one at that. Then there is
the illimitable writing style. Of course, there is always that
indefinable air of "he's a NutBurger". This doesn't even go into the
face that this behemoth is larger than a Volksvagen. But the reason I
really love him, is he's actually convinced himself and probably a
dozen other saps there's actually a real church out there! With a
thousand members! (or several thousand, depending on what day, time of
year and astrological conjunction we are talking about).

On this "church" webpage at http://www.templesofsatan.com/ his first
words are the following:
"A current growth in Theistic Satanism and a decline in Modern
Satanism has allowed numerous groups to "spring up" we predate the
action reaction of the Internet being founded in 2000 as an off-line
legal 501 3 C Church unlike most. "

However, when I go to www.irs.gov and download EOPUB780709 which lists
all of those tax exempt organizations, it doesn't exist. He's probably
suckered a dozen hicks to keep him in home fries and pork rinds for
years.
 
GrandMagisterBlackwood...
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:45 am
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On Nov 2, 11:38 pm, Tehiru <tehiru.cha... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
What's not to love? First, there's the insecurity inherent in not only
being a Magister, but an especially grand one at that. Then there is
the illimitable writing style.  Of course, there is always that
indefinable air of "he's a NutBurger". This doesn't even go into the
face that this behemoth is larger than a Volksvagen. But the reason I
really love him, is he's actually convinced himself and probably a
dozen other saps there's actually a real church out there! With a
thousand members! (or several thousand, depending on what day, time of
year and astrological conjunction we are talking about).

On this "church" webpage athttp://www.templesofsatan.com/his first
words are the following:
"A current growth in Theistic Satanism and a decline in Modern
Satanism has allowed numerous groups to "spring up" we predate the
action reaction of the Internet being founded in 2000 as an off-line
legal 501 3 C Church unlike most. "

However, when I go towww.irs.govand download EOPUB780709 which lists
all of those tax exempt organizations, it doesn't exist. He's probably
suckered a dozen hicks to keep him in home fries and pork rinds for
years.

The last critic I will answer, since critics are a sign of Greatness!
Same old argument, same old digs, but people are aware of the negative
banter and ignore it as a whole as I will ALT SATANISM is a nearly
DEAD POSTING BOARD and I will not visit here much anymore, last answer
LISTEN CAREFULLY!
Its too bad that only the Clergy know the Real Name of the
Incorporation and I have explained time and time again, I do not have
to reveal such and one can have divisions under such, so next time you
want to learn something try business courses.
Thanks
GMB
www.templesofsatan.com
 
Tehiru...
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:54 am
Guest
So, now we have a "unknown and unspeakable name of the great and
mighty Temple". Awesome! If you are a real organization, why not tell
us? In fact, why not just post the 501 3 c documents on your web
page? Surely a Temple with 1,000 members doesn't have ... insecurity
problems? Any "real" organization would be happy to provide it.

Tell you what... reply to my email with your "real" church name. I
will not reveal it. I will check the database tonight and when I have
verified your information I shall issue a public apology without
naming your actual corporate name. If not, I must conclude that you
simply do NOT have some super-secret name with a captain midnite
secret decoder ring.

I'm not a critic, you twit... I am a fan for the reasons I already
gave!

GrandMagisterBlackwood wrote:
Quote:
On Nov 2, 11:38 pm, Tehiru <tehiru.cha... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
What's not to love? First, there's the insecurity inherent in not only
being a Magister, but an especially grand one at that. Then there is
the illimitable writing style.  Of course, there is always that
indefinable air of "he's a NutBurger". This doesn't even go into the
face that this behemoth is larger than a Volksvagen. But the reason I
really love him, is he's actually convinced himself and probably a
dozen other saps there's actually a real church out there! With a
thousand members! (or several thousand, depending on what day, time of
year and astrological conjunction we are talking about).

On this "church" webpage athttp://www.templesofsatan.com/his first
words are the following:
"A current growth in Theistic Satanism and a decline in Modern
Satanism has allowed numerous groups to "spring up" we predate the
action reaction of the Internet being founded in 2000 as an off-line
legal 501 3 C Church unlike most. "

However, when I go towww.irs.govand download EOPUB780709 which lists
all of those tax exempt organizations, it doesn't exist. He's probably
suckered a dozen hicks to keep him in home fries and pork rinds for
years.

The last critic I will answer, since critics are a sign of Greatness!
Same old argument, same old digs, but people are aware of the negative
banter and ignore it as a whole as I will ALT SATANISM is a nearly
DEAD POSTING BOARD and I will not visit here much anymore, last answer
LISTEN CAREFULLY!
Its too bad that only the Clergy know the Real Name of the
Incorporation and I have explained time and time again, I do not have
to reveal such and one can have divisions under such, so next time you
want to learn something try business courses.
Thanks
GMB
www.templesofsatan.com
 
Ludwig Prinn...
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:56 am
Guest
On Nov 3, 1:45 pm, GrandMagisterBlackwood
<flagshipproducti... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote:
On Nov 2, 11:38 pm, Tehiru <tehiru.cha... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:



What's not to love? First, there's the insecurity inherent in not only
being a Magister, but an especially grand one at that. Then there is
the illimitable writing style.  Of course, there is always that
indefinable air of "he's a NutBurger". This doesn't even go into the
face that this behemoth is larger than a Volksvagen. But the reason I
really love him, is he's actually convinced himself and probably a
dozen other saps there's actually a real church out there! With a
thousand members! (or several thousand, depending on what day, time of
year and astrological conjunction we are talking about).

On this "church" webpage athttp://www.templesofsatan.com/hisfirst
words are the following:
"A current growth in Theistic Satanism and a decline in Modern
Satanism has allowed numerous groups to "spring up" we predate the
action reaction of the Internet being founded in 2000 as an off-line
legal 501 3 C Church unlike most. "

However, when I go towww.irs.govanddownload EOPUB780709 which lists
all of those tax exempt organizations, it doesn't exist. He's probably
suckered a dozen hicks to keep him in home fries and pork rinds for
years.

The last critic I will answer, since critics are a sign of Greatness!

Great Suck is still a form of Greatness, I suppose.
 
Ludwig Prinn...
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:01 pm
Guest
On Nov 3, 1:54 pm, Tehiru <tehiru.cha... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:

Quote:
Its too bad that only the Clergy know the Real Name of the
Incorporation and I have explained time and time again, I do not have
to reveal such and one can have divisions under such, so next time you
want to learn something try business courses.
Thanks
GMB

Heh. The "One Twoo And Theekwet Name".

This is so much like Tani Jantsang, claiming that she "bought a house
for real or on paper", moved certain of her possessions there and
lived there "nominally", signed the deal under a false name and then
changed her name to that false name, explaining how through a tedious
process of complex legal shenigans her shithole ghetto house in Lehigh
Acres came to be registered in her name.

"Of course I have a Genuine Church! It's so genuine you don't even
know the name! Ha ha!"

Fucking whatever. All anyone would have to do is donate fifty cents.
By US tax law, Gummy Bastard Cockwood is legally bound to issue a
receipt for tax purposes, which would HAVE the Twoo and Theekwet Name
of his church on it.
 
 
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