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Tekkaman...
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:04 pm
Guest
Subject: The New School Prayer



NEW School prayer :


Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
'If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'


Not ashamed. Pass this on.
 
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:45 pm
Guest
On Oct 31, 6:04 pm, <jabriol2... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:

Oh, look who's back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEIDTUcYRs

Should we tell you to go fuck yourself now, or wait until you've said
something idiotic first (your OP doesn't count, since it's
plagarized..)?

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
 
j-rod...
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:17 pm
Guest
Tekkaman wrote:
Quote:

Subject: The New School Prayer

NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
'If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

Not ashamed. Pass this on.



I wonder who taught the kid how to lie?

JAM
 
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:50 pm
Guest
On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:04:32 -0700 (PDT), Tekkaman
<jabriol2000 at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:

Quote:


Subject: The New School Prayer



NEW School prayer :


Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

So you see ladies and gentlemen. This is what religion does to your

brain. Scary huh? It also makes you write bad poetry and talk like
Yoda apparently.

Sorry kid. School is for learning. Your parents apparently have enough
time to corrode your brain on their time. Enjoy your fairy tales at
home and in church. Learn things about the real world in school.
--
zamboni30000
 
 
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