23 October 2009 COB/RTC

As you know, we guardians of the Tech are ceaseless in our efforts to insure
that all the gift to mankind of the Technology of Scientology is 100% pure
and according to Source.

Two years ago we announced that all materials had been corrected of all the
mistakes and squirreling by criminal infiltrators and unethical beings
during their long campaign against us. At that time, I believed this to be
true, and this was certainly a ground-breaking improvement which has lead to
vertical expansion and a condition of power in all areas.

Recently, due to heavy investigation and getting ethics in on former members
of Scientology who were expelled for their moral failings and high crimes,
it was discovered that there was one last deliberate error was carefully
hidden within the Tech.

Since this was discovered, we have been working 24/7 to root out this error,
and work out debug auditing for problems caused by this.

We were going to announce this shortly when everything was complete, but due
to leaks last night on Nightline by those traitors who have sold their
eternity for cash, I felt it was necessary to inform you of the truth to
correct the lies and squirreling spread by the media.

The truth is that a small typo has been discovered inserted into Source's
work.

It turns out that Source never said to use an *E* (as in electroshock) Meter
for auditing.
He said that proper auditing should use the *D* (as in Dianetics) Meter.

And that's all it is. As soon as we complete the rest of the work, there
will be announcements of when the corrected materials can be ordered and the
cost list.

You might notice a few small changes in the Orgs, but this will only lead to
speeding up our progress in clearing the planet!

Much Love,
David Miscavige,
COB/RTC.

DM/wtf

Coming soon: The Golden Retriever Age of Knowledge!

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Ron of that ilk.