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| Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----->♫♫♫♫... |
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An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the
way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the
Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to
put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they
cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds
him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian
apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous
form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing:
"HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!" |
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| OldCrow... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:38 am |
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On Oct 20, 1:51 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----->♫♫♫♫
<usenetlegends00... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote: x-no-archive:
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the
way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the
Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to
put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they
cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds
him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian
apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous
form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing:
"HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
A Cheyenne guy went to Chinatown in San Francisco. While there he
found a bronze rat at a thrift store. "How much do you want for the
rat" he asked. "$3 for the rat and $1000 for the story that goes with
it" said the shopkeeper. "Just give me the rat," the Cheyenne said,
and then he left with it. As he walked down the street he noticed a
couple of rats following him. As he walked further, more and more rats
started chasing him. By the time he got to the bay, there were
thousands of rats chasing him. So he climbed up a pole and threw the
bronze rat into the water. To his amazement, all the rats jumped into
the water.
The Cheyenne then returned to the thrift store. "Ahh" the china man
said. "Now you would like to hear the story?"
"No" said the Cheyenne, "I just came back to see if you had any bronze
white men!" |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:01 pm |
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On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
----->???? <usenetlegends00012 at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
Quote: x-no-archive:
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the
way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the
Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to
put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they
cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds
him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian
apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous
form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing:
"HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
Here is a hint: Condoms won't protect you from aids. |
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| Lamey Teh Cable Dude... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:12 pm |
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LettermanCommanCentral at (no spam) cbs.com wrote in
news:962sd5h4ddc5l71jp5j1vluodqppla5qpn at (no spam) 4ax.com:
Quote: On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
----->???? <usenetlegends00012 at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
x-no-archive:
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the
way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the
Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to
put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they
cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds
him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian
apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous
form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing:
"HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
Here is a hint: Condoms won't protect you from aids.
*WHOOSH* |
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| Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----->♫♫♫♫... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:34 am |
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Q: Whats the difference between a picnic table and a native
american ???
A: The Picnic table can support a family!!! |
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| labowski... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:45 am |
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Q: Whats the difference between a picnic table and a native
american ???
A: The Picnic table can support a family!!!
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven. |
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| Doc Dice... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:30 am |
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On Oct 21, 3:15 pm, David <farook... at (no spam) picknowl.com.au> wrote:
Quote: On Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:42:17 -0400, LettermanCommanCent... at (no spam) cbs.com
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teand... at (no spam) hotmail.com> wrote:
LettermanCommanCent... at (no spam) cbs.com wrote in
news:962sd5h4ddc5l71jp5j1vluodqppla5qpn at (no spam) 4ax.com:
On Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:51:14 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
----->???? <usenetlegends00... at (no spam) gmail.com> wrote:
x-no-archive:
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the
way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the
Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to
put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they
cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds
him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian
apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous
form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing:
"HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
Here is a hint: Condoms won't protect you from aids.
*WHOOSH*
Hey, you're the one spreading lies about condoms protecting someone
from aids.
Condoms are a protection from HIV passing by contact via the penis. It
won't protect you from other forms of contact if you have cuts or
abrasions on the skin in contact with an infected person. So, while
the person in the joke was wrong, the information about condoms not
offering protection is also wrong.
lol Gee, Einstein, how did you ever figure that out?
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It seems as if it is not only the Africans who are being fooled by the
message promoted by the Catholic church that condoms are not a
protection. Of course it would be the Bo0b who assists in giving out
the wrong message.
If you weren't such a blind coward you would be man enough to face Bob
instead of your childish Ad-Hom insults. I know, raping your daughters
just doesn't leave much time for other pursuits.
DD |
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