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And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing
with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony,
tables of stone, written with the finger of God. Exodus ch31 v18
Now, you wouldn't think that anyone would misplace that,
would ya? But, the jews did!
Hey Morty, where is the copy of the 10 commandents?
I don't know. I thought you had 'em, Yehuda.
Oy Vey! Let's ask: Hymie.
Hey Hymie, Do you have the 10 commandments?
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching.
Sitting on a fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly
a kangaroo ran close by. Now, this may not seem strange but,
when owl overheard kangaroo whisper to no one in particular:
"The Hare Has Lost His Spectacles"! Well, he began to wonder ...
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there,
lying on the grass was hare. And, in the stream that flowed by
the grass, a: Newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush, a: Bee.
Ostensibly: motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement,
for without his spectacles he appeared completely helpless!
Where were his spectacles? Could someone have stolen them?
Had he mislaid them? What was he to do?
Bee wanting to help, and thinking he had the answer began:
You probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.
No! Interrupted owl, who was wise. I have good eye-sight,
insight, and foresight. How could such an intelligent hare
make such a silly mistake? But all this time, owl had been
sitting on the fence: Scowling! And, Kangaroo were hopping mad
at this sort of talk. She thought herself far superior in
intelligence to the others. She was their leader; their guru.
She had the answer: Hare, you must go in search of the optician!
But then, she realized that hare was completely helpless without
his spectacles. And so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed:
I cant send hare in search of anything!
You can guru! You can! Shouted newt. You can send him with owl!
But owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by
so small a problem. You can take him in your pouch. But alas,
hare was much too big to fit into kangaroos pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others
knew nothing about spectacles. And as for all their tempting
ideas, well hare didnt care. The lost spectacles were his own
affair! And after all, hare did have a spare, a pair. A: pair!
The Story Of The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles - Jethro Tull - A Passion Play
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jethro+tull/the+story+of+the+hare+who+lost+his+spectacles_20070946.html
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A government, of Israel, by Israel, and, for: Israel.
But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light:
for whatsoever doth make manifest is light. The light shineth in darkness;
and the darkness comprehended it not. The light of the body is the eye:
if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness.
If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!
Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead,
and Christ shall give thee light. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. |
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