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| Daniel S. Vieira |
 Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:24 am |
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Reuben Hick wrote:
LOL! I've missed the SmackDown[tm] around here -- too many idiots.
Good to see you around!
I'm getting a slew of these for my gaming buddies to use as "witnessing
tools." However, if they see that they to run around killing "Evil
Minions" after the Rapture, they might put off repentance until just
after the Dispensational Evacuation of Planet Earth. Then, with the
*ultimate* dispensation, they can run around blasting "Evil Minions" (or
anyone that looks like one, after all, "The Lord will know His own") and
gain eternal salvation, not by the instrument of faith, but by the holy
M-60 that paved the way for the Second Coming.
I hope that there will be lots of "Prayer Rallys" and "Revivals" around
at which to refill the Spirit Point pool. Further, I hope that the game
starts right after the Rapture, with a countdown clock of 3.5 years (you
can set the time ratio for 1:1000, 1:100, 1:10, or for the ultimate in
gaming, 1:1 so you have to play 3.5 years of both game and real time to
get to the Second Coming). I would definitely do that since it would
give me 3.5 years of carnage, killing the followers of the Beast, the
AntiChrist, and Saddam Hussein (who will escape death at the last second
while being hung, be brought by Mammon itself to the Hollow Earth, and
wait there til just after the Rapture for his untimely reappearence.)
Plus, since salvation is based on the number of clean kills, that level
of unmitigated carnage should guarantee me a castle and harem of "Field
and Stream Calender" babes for all eternity.
Dan |
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