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| kdthrge at (no spam) yahoo.com... |
 Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:52 am |
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ILgores NEXT procedure
ILgore says he's tired of playing second fiddle to Dr. Frankhansen and
the monster. They get all the limelight, and it is him that did all
the work creating the monster.
Dr. Frankhansen just sits in his office all day anyway, holding one
hand in front of him and calculating on his fingers. Doesn't he know
that this just means that all his calculations come up between one
and five, and that people speculate on what he does with his other
hand? (ILgore knows that the Dr. doesn't calculate anyway. He just
makes up numbers for the best psychological value. Too low and he
doesn't create enough hysteria. Too high and he creates a hoplessness
from which people have no point in giving control and power to the
monster).
And that damn monster. Always needing to be jolted back to life. He
doesn't even respond to the 110 eco-friendly jolt anymore, and must
have the 220 jolt. ILgore even takes a jolt now and then himself. He
calls it, "rocking with the stars". Like when he got an Academy award
for his documentary on "How to create a monster, out of a bunch of
uneducated little monsters".
A little jolt for the monster, a little jolt for ILgore, a little more
jolt for ILgore. Well what do you expect. It helps to have a little
something for those long, lonely trips on his 'mission from god', to
Lisbon (80,000 Lbs of CO2), on the quick turnaround. He is above the
normal person, The great creator of the monster as a great
contributuon to science and humanity, and should not be held to normal
constraints. According to him, (et al ILlgore), monster creation
should be given the same priority as the Marshall Plan and the D-Day
invasion, suiperseeding all other issues of contemporary society.
But now ILgore has been thinking. It was him that was born for the
limelight. To stand in front of his adoring crowds,,, to lend his
great wisdom on monster creation,,, it was him that recieved the
Nobel Prize for creating the infamous monster whom the odoring locals
could not resist to hunt down and adulate, not Dr. Frankhansen!!!!!
And now that damn MONSTER gets all the attention and limelight. This
has got to stop.
But for this procedure, he may need an assistant. Why should the
monster have Abbey Normal's brain? Why not transfer HIS brain into the
monster, BRILLIANT. With his brain, and the monster's limelight, the
perfect combination??!!!
KD |
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