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| Tom Keske... |
 Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:04 pm |
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< George Dance" <georgedance04 at (no spam) yahoo.ca> wrote in message
< I saw that gopher in the garden again, so I got my gun and it too, but
< then I thought, hey, what if it's not dead, so I told the boy to take
I think that the gopher is still going. It doesn't just give up the
gopher-ghost that easily.
If you want to catch it, from the Beltway, take I-95 N to Rt 32 E,
then right on Canine Rd (no, I'm not kidding- Canine Rd), but whatever
you do, be sure to turn left on New Colony Rd, and do NOT go straight
on Canine Rd, if you know what's good for you. Unless you want
to see a bunch of barking, bomb-sniffing, bottom-sniffing canines trying
to chase a terrorist chipmunk up a tree.
-Tom Keske
http://www.tscm.com/NSATSSITKDressCode.html
Of all the various acronymic government agenicies that soak up large amounts
of our tax dollars, none are more mysterious than the National Security
Agency (NSA). Charged with monitoring all telephone, radio, or data
transmissions that could have an impact on national security, the NSA's very
existence was officially denied until recently.
So when a member of slack's tireless investigative team laid a document
entitled "NSA Employee Security Handbook" on my desk, I was justifiably
skeptical about its origins.
"Where the hell did you get this," I asked, straining my ears for any
approaching sirens.
"It was posted on the internet," chirped our info-gopher, beaming like he'd
just found a particularly meaty walnut. "Hey, I didn't steal it or
anything!" The propeller on top of his beanie hat spun fiercely as he became
agitated at the suggestion, and stormed |
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| Tom Keske... |
| Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:47 pm |
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Quote: you do, be sure to turn left on New Colony Rd, and do NOT go straight
That should be "Colony Seven" Rd. |
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