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| That Chilean Guy... |
 Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:58 am |
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In a thread about a Lifeson painting of a salad for charity, user pheelix
posts this:
Better for your heart
And the chefs who make the salads
Must be the ones who start
To lower bad cholesterol
Its better for your heart
Its better for your heart
The lard ass and the fat chick
Neglected their weight charts
They're clogging up their arteries
Destructive to their hearts
Yeah, destructive to their hearts
Triglycerides and cholesterol
Each will do its part
To clog that precious artery
Connected to your heart
Yeah, it's connected to your heart
You can be the tomato
and I will be the cuke
Sitting under feta cheese
Its better for your heart |
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| Doppelbock... |
| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:58 am |
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That Chilean Guy <j.a.gonz.al at (no spam) gooooooooglemail.com> put down his beer long
enough to post:
Quote:
In a thread about a Lifeson painting of a salad for charity, user pheelix
posts this:
Better for your heart
And the chefs who make the salads
Must be the ones who start
To lower bad cholesterol
Its better for your heart
Its better for your heart
The lard ass and the fat chick
Neglected their weight charts
They're clogging up their arteries
Destructive to their hearts
Yeah, destructive to their hearts
Triglycerides and cholesterol
Each will do its part
To clog that precious artery
Connected to your heart
Yeah, it's connected to your heart
You can be the tomato
and I will be the cuke
Sitting under feta cheese
Its better for your heart
No, not me.
Any anyway, please, I hope I write better parodies than that. Syllable
count is all over the place, and the last stanza doesn't even rhyme.
DB
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