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Kevin Chavis
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:25 am
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Only a post-creative Disney would try making a movie out of an
amusement park ride - and fail miserably to make it entertaining!

This movie has an "I can't stop watching because there might actually
be something interesting coming up" feeling to it:

-The camera movements along with the special effects make it visually
appealing.

-The story line is so pale, shoddy, and predictable that it insults
the intelligence of not only adults but the children viewers as well.

-There are a few one-liners which are adequately funny, but they
really should have added "canned laughter" so the audience is tricked
into thinking it should be funnier. Had they done so they would have
had to change the "cinematic music" as well as adding the movie to a
slot on the Disney Channel (where it BELONGS).

Overall another Disney failure, complete with state of the art special
effects, no plot, and poor acting. Perhaps a PS2 spinoff game would
work better? Or maybe they should stick with keeping their amusement
parks out of the cinema.

Had I read a post like mine beforehand, I would have not allowed
myself or any others to have wasted our time seeing this movie at the
$1 theatre.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/flex-sign-in/ref=cm_rate_rev_pagepos2/102-9249529-0481751#rated-review
StealingVenus.com
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:49 am
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I *wish* they would have used this as a tie-in to the ride to extend the
interest so when folks visit the park they can say "hey, there'd the place I
saw in the movie!"

Disney + Eddie Murphy = DISASTER

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Quote:
Only a post-creative Disney would try making a movie out of an
amusement park ride - and fail miserably to make it entertaining!

This movie has an "I can't stop watching because there might actually
be something interesting coming up" feeling to it:

-The camera movements along with the special effects make it visually
appealing.

-The story line is so pale, shoddy, and predictable that it insults
the intelligence of not only adults but the children viewers as well.

-There are a few one-liners which are adequately funny, but they
really should have added "canned laughter" so the audience is tricked
into thinking it should be funnier. Had they done so they would have
had to change the "cinematic music" as well as adding the movie to a
slot on the Disney Channel (where it BELONGS).

Overall another Disney failure, complete with state of the art special
effects, no plot, and poor acting. Perhaps a PS2 spinoff game would
work better? Or maybe they should stick with keeping their amusement
parks out of the cinema.

Had I read a post like mine beforehand, I would have not allowed
myself or any others to have wasted our time seeing this movie at the
$1 theatre.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/flex-sign-in/ref=cm_rate_rev_pagepos2/102-9249529-0481751#rated-review
 
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