Hollywood - In a stunning announcement today, Mel Gibson has decided
to release a new version of his film "The Passion of the Christ" which
puts the blame squarely on one person, namely Jesus himself. Mr.
Gibson explained, "I've actually been reading alot of G-d's Bible
since the unwarranted controversy surrounding my lovely film. It
turns out our Lord may have actually been a J-O-O himself, oi weh!
This is was at first hard for me to fathom, as my film originally
blamed the Jews for killing our Lord. If Jesus was a Jew, then he must
share the blame along with all Jews for all time. Thus he's a suicide
and a deicide, and a schmutzig Red Sea pedestrian. It can be damn hard
to reconcile anti-semitism with logic, but I'm sure going to give it a
try. Not that I'm anti-semitic, that's just what all those dirty, evil
Jews say, everyone last one of them. G-d help us all."

In response, Mr. Gibson has reportedly quit being a Christian,
stating, "No way I'm worshipping some gefitle eating schmendrick with
a circumcision and a Yarmulke. I now embrace the one true prophet and
you can call me Malik Ghib-Sahn." In the future Mr. Gibson plans to
make a movie depicting 9-11 as a Jewish plot orchestrated by a secret
Cabal consisting of Ariel Sharon, Woody Allen, Rob Reiner and Rod
Carew. He also is apparently working on a remake of "Schindler's List"
in which no one is killed because the Germans are such nice people.

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet. (www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2004 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Fletis,

At least you had a reaction which is more than I did

regards

Ray

Fletis Humplebacker wrote:

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