Ubuntu 9.10 install report (EeePC900)...

Quote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Marti van Lin, ye despicable very shallow monster, were I like thee,
I would throw away myself, ye caterwauled:

Terry Porter wrote:

Perfect on this machine, and as yet, no problems of any kind apart
from the bad torrent of the Ubuntu ISO, and that's not the fault of
Ubuntu!

Correct seeders should do a MD5 check on their ISO image *before*
they start seeding. Unfortunately some of the good people don't
understand the impact of a non verified ISO.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You comepletely stupid dumbfuck cunt. There are
many torrent seeders who deliberately fuck large files just to chew
up your bandwidth. Me, for example...

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