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| Mike McCloud |
 Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 7:18 am |
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A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and
behold,he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but
is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry,
but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims.
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek
and a picture of Richard Nixon on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his
pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Texas."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Texas?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of George W. Bush in
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| JunkMan |
| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 8:24 am |
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| Auntie Em |
| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 7:42 pm |
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Quote: A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and
behold,he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but
is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry,
but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims.
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek
and a picture of Richard Nixon on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his
pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Texas."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Texas?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of George W. Bush in
the middle."
Best. Joke. Ever.
Em |
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| Mike McCloud |
| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 10:07 pm |
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"JunkMan" <junkman18@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:xeHuc.14688$_k3.344681@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
Tell it to the over 800 patriots who gave their lives for what they belived
to be a noble cause. Then reconcike that with a coward who went AWOL. |
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