I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad
for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the
photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the
kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a
great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No,
wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm
talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring all
your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll
go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9."