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| Ivan Awfulitch... |
 Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:08 am |
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Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Obama was a tree. |
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| Bill Colmers... |
| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:09 am |
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Didn't this same silly poem apply to W a few years ago?
PDB
"Ivan Awfulitch" <ivan at (no spam) nuttyisp.net> wrote in message
news:h87goc02d1r at (no spam) news7.newsguy.com...
Quote: Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Obama was a tree. |
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| candymanal... |
| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:25 am |
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On Sep 9, 1:08 am, Ivan Awfulitch <i... at (no spam) nuttyisp.net> wrote:
Quote: Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Obama was a tree.
Unfortumately, it's fitting for almost ALL the presidents, since WWII.
Once they're in power, they try to grab more, and hopefully become
royalty, or self proclaimd Gods. What's worse, is the idiots who would
follow them blindly, hoping for a free handout for those few, who
don't want to, or refuse to work.
With every incentive taken away, from making it through hard work,
I'll give up my job, and go on the government dole also.
What the hell. If people are willingly giving up, what others paid
dearly for, with their lives, why shouldn't I collect the fortunes
that are due me also? |
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| Bohgosity BumaskiL... |
| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:11 pm |
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"Bill Colmers" <sambomambo at (no spam) nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:h88ge7$t5l$1 at (no spam) tabloid.srv.ualberta.ca...
Quote: Didn't this same silly poem apply to W a few years ago?
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in
session. |
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| Keith E.... |
| Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:34 am |
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Just before the big shootout in front of the Tiny Town Saloon, we all
heard "Bohgosity BumaskiL" <brewhaha at (no spam) freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> say:
Quote: "Bill Colmers" <sambomambo at (no spam) nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:h88ge7$t5l$1 at (no spam) tabloid.srv.ualberta.ca...
Didn't this same silly poem apply to W a few years ago?
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in
session.
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government (revised):
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe.
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Keith E.
Excrementum casus |
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| Ardy Dub... |
| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:18 pm |
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It didn't make any sense back then! It sure does NOW!!
Ardy
"Bill Colmers" <sambomambo at (no spam) nowhere.com> wrote in
news:h88ge7$t5l$1 at (no spam) tabloid.srv.ualberta.ca:
Quote: Didn't this same silly poem apply to W a few years ago?
PDB
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